It was nine o'clock in the evening when Shen Jun arrived home. He parked his car in the garage and looked at the familiar yard that he had just visited. He felt quite complicated. It felt like someone scratching his heart with a fingernail, making him very tangled.

He still remembered that not long ago, when he calmly said the words "Shen's family moved" on his face, Xiao Qing's shocked and frustrated expression, her open mouth, could squeeze a duck egg.

--move?

Unfortunately, he can figure it out!

If Xiao Qing were smarter, he could even find that a room on the third floor of the Shen Family Courtyard was lit up just after he had said this sentence.

Of course, in the face of a confused girl like Xiao Qing, he only needs to move calmly to block her sight, and then get rid of this girl as soon as possible.

The hotel is a good choice.

That's why he suggested that Xiao Qing stay in the hotel and personally **** him. Or another word, personally "escort".

——Well, he admits that he is a little bad.

But, should he tell the truth in this situation?

"It's nice to meet you. I'm the **** with a bad character named Shen who was cursed by you a hundred times. Your curse is not wrong at all. Please come and greet my internal organs, and by the way violate my body. Safe. I will maintain my demeanor and never fight back?"

After this explosive woman beat him, punched and kicked...

He held down a pair of panda eyes that had been beaten and swollen, while bleeding from the nose, he said sincerely: "I'm sorry, my doorbell is broken, I can hear it outside, but I can't hear it in the house. I'll take you into the house, right now. People are waiting for you."

He is not an idiot. At this moment... no one can tell the truth, right?

Shen Jun sighed lightly, took out the key and opened the door.

The leather shoes stepped on the bluestone slab and made a ticking sound. With the ticking of raindrops on the umbrella, the atmosphere of this rainy night was a bit like a murder scene. The closer Shen Jun got to the gate, the more he felt like a cloud of dark clouds above his head, and his mood became heavier.

Opening the door, sure enough, accepted the baptism of a group of people.

Shen Jun silently put on his slippers and walked into the living room calmly, waiting for everyone to "torture".

Grandpa Shen was sitting in the middle and was reading the newspaper. When he saw that Shen Jun was coming, he put the newspaper off with a "pop", picked up the crutches and knocked on the floor firmly: "Why did you come back alone? Who asked you to pick them up? What about Xiao Qing?"

Shen Jun smiled politely at his grandfather, and said calmly: "Xiao Qing said, "I'm sorry to disturb our house, so I will take her to the hotel."

The younger brother Shen Junjie next to him covered his mouth and smiled, but Shen Jun gave a cold glance, quickly stopped his smile, picked up a banana and pretended to peel it.

"She is the granddaughter of my old comrade-in-arms!" Grandpa Shen glared, blowing angrily on the white beard he had just grown, "Didn't I tell you? This time, she must live in our house to entertain you! Tied with a rope, she should be tied too!"

Shen Junjie slipped his hand and the banana fell to the ground and fell into two pieces. Grandpa Shen gave him a blank look, and continued to turn his anger to the side of Shen Junze, "Tell me, a girl who came to a foreign country alone and was unfamiliar with her place of life, you actually left people in the hotel? The hotel? Come out!"

Grandpa Shen was violently knocking on the floor with a cane, and the surrounding brothers and sisters snickered gleefully, while Shen Jun looked calm, and continued to calmly say: "Grandpa, Xiao Qing has never been out since she was a child. Traveling far away, introverted and a little shy, I am embarrassed to contact strangers. There are too many people in our family, and she will be uncomfortable when she comes. It is better to let her stay in a hotel to adapt." After a pause, he added, " Don't worry, I left her a number. If she has any difficulties, she will find me."

"Really?" Grandpa Shen looked at him suspiciously.

Shen Jun nodded, his face calm, "I lied to you what to do."

"Oh..." Grandpa Shen retracted the crutches, squinted and laughed, "Yes, you don't dare to lie to me. That said, you still want to be thoughtful. Xiao Qing has been a good girl since she was a child, with a gentle personality. It’s normal to be shy."

Shen Jun couldn't help but think of Xiao Qing talking to herself in the car with passion. What "Oriental undefeated" "Indecent assault" has boasted a lot. She will be shy... the earth can be turned upside down.

With a smile from the bottom of his heart, and still pretending to be on the surface, Shen Jun calmly said: "Grandpa said that when she saw me today, she was so nervous that she blushed."

The uncle smiled beside him and said, "It's really cute. Girls now blush, too little." After that, he glanced at the daughter who was gulping apples next to him.

Grandpa Shen picked up the cup and took a sip of tea, coughed, and Chong Jun said: "Then let her live in a hotel to adapt to what you said. After a while, we will invite her to come home for dinner."

"Yes." Shen Jun answered.

"By the way, you can inquire about what she likes to eat. Western or Chinese food. We should prepare in advance. It is not easy to come here from a long distance, so don't neglect."

"I see, grandpa." Shen Jun nodded and said solemnly, "I will arrange this matter."

Grandpa Shen smiled contentedly and stood up and said: "I went upstairs to sleep, you guys talk."

"Good night, Grandpa."

When Grandpa's back disappeared from sight, Shen Junjie approached him with a weird smile, and whispered in Jun Ze's ear: "Brother, you are too good at pretending, the lie is so serious, even I almost believe it. . To be honest, you didn't pick her up at all, did you?"

Shen Jun's face sank, and he whispered: "Come to my room later and tell you something."

After greeting the elders one by one, Shen Jun walked to the bedroom upstairs under the pretext of taking a bath.

Entering the room, turning on the light, took off his jacket and threw it on the bed. Shen Jun sat on the swivel chair in front of the desk, leaning on the back of the chair, and closed his eyes relaxedly.

Up to now, in order to round up the lie, one can only compose one lie after another, like a snowball. Sure enough, as he expected, this matter did not end well. Xiao Qing's dazed girl is so coaxing. When the big deal comes, she will find an extra to fool her, but grandpa is not easy to deceive. Although she is old, she has been working in the mall for many years, and she is very smart. "The granddaughter of an old comrade-in-arms" was more nervous than my granddaughter. Today’s torture is going to be fooled for the time being, but next, he will invite Xiao Qing to dinner, maybe it will happen on a whim in a few days, and he wants to invite Xiao Qing to drink tea, travel and so on...

The thought of this made Shen Jun a headache.

The door was suddenly pushed open, and Shen Junjie walked in with a smirk on his face. As soon as he entered the room, he unceremoniously sat down on the bed, looked at Shen Jun with a smile and said, "Why did you call me? Want to collude with me to lie? "

Shen Jun was silent for a while, then lowered his voice: "How did you tell?"

"Well..." Shen Junjie smiled and touched his chin. "When I called you just now, I heard a woman's voice in the car. Then, unfortunately, I saw you bring a woman into the hotel. , And booked a VIP double suite." Then, he added meaningfully, "I will come out after a long time, and I don't know what to do in it..."

Shen Jun glanced at him coldly, "What do you think?"

"Hey, I think, you definitely didn't pick up Xiao Qing, but your lover... to have a one-night stand."

Shen Jun looked at him in silence.

Shen Junjie smiled more happily, and said confidently: "You finally used the membership card I gave you today! When I learned that my card was less than the cost of a two-person suite for a week, I felt more A thousand beauties are still going to be excited!" Then, he held Shen Junze's shoulder again, and said with emotion, "Brother, you finally...have got the hang of it."

Shen Jun turned his head silently and turned on the computer to himself.

Shen Junjie leaned into his ear and asked with a smile, "How about it, isn't the hotel I introduced to you good?"

Shen Jun ignored his teasing and stared directly at the computer screen. When the Windows boot music rang, Shen Jun entered the system and saw the newly replaced Rogue Rabbit desktop, his face sank, "Did you replace it?"

"Yeah, how cute."

Shen Jun turned his head to look at him, "It's a good match for you."

"Are you complimenting me about my cuteness? I, I'm really flattered!" Shen Junjie's **** smile, his expression was like winning a five million prize, "Brother, you are actually good at praise? The one who praised... still me?"

Shen Jun glanced at him faintly, "I said, you are a rogue rabbit, and you are a good match for rogue rabbits." After a pause, the corners of his lips were raised slightly, and he jokingly said, "It's better to buy a female rabbit. Be your company."

Shen Junjie's smile froze on his face.

...

Under his brother's extremely cold eyes, Shen Junjie took back the joke and said solemnly: "Then you are telling me, who is the woman you brought to the hotel?"

"Xiao Qing."

The short answer was obviously extremely lethal. Shen Junjie showed an expression of being struck by lightning. After a long while, he twitched the corners of his mouth and said with a trembling, "She is Xiao Qing? She is really... Xiao... Xiao Qing? "

Shen Jun looked at his shocked younger brother and nodded calmly.

"The legendary lady? Quiet and gentle? A little beauty who can blush when talking?" Shen Junjie touched his nose, "Why do I feel that my temperament is a bit wrong..."

"I think too." Shen Jun nodded in agreement.

"She speaks very loudly. What Dongfang undefeated, Ouyang Feng, the voice floated out of the car window, I heard it all so far away... I thought at the time, my brother had never been able to get his body, but I didn't expect to get a taste of it. It's so unique..."

Shen Jun couldn't help but draw the corners of his lips and sneered: "Her personality is not at all the ‘lady’ type described by Yu Jia. It’s just that I didn’t expect her to be so unrestrained."

"Sure enough, it's a cousin." The expression on Shen Junjie's face was also a little distorted. After a moment of silence, he couldn't help but sympathize with her. "Are you really going to pick her up? Not that you don't want to take care of this, let Yu Jia go. Take it?"

"I happened to meet her at the airport." Shen Jun shrugged helplessly.

"Airport? Have you returned home?" Shen Junjie asked curiously, "What are you doing back?"

Shen Jun frowned, "Fang Yao is holding a concert and sent the ticket specially. I will naturally go to join him."

"That's true. I still remember your old classmate." Shen Junjie paused. "As a result, when you came back, you met Xiao Qing at the airport unluckily?"

"...Not only that." Shen Jun frowned in a tangled mood.

Not only met by chance at the airport, but also sat next door to her on the plane and heard her talk strange dreams all the way. When she woke up, she smiled and apologized to herself, saying, "I didn't sleepwalking today. Maybe it was because the seat belt was too tight on the plane."

Suddenly grabbed his arm and said something about Jiuyin Scripture; then twisted his sleeve again, saying that my blood is not sweet; Shen Jun was grasped and twisted by her as a prop all the way, if not for good quality and extremely strong Patience, he really wanted to tie this weird woman from the emergency escape to the plane.

If the seat belt is tied tight, she still uses her hands and feet. If it is not tightened, maybe she can sleepwalk some weird things!

It’s enough for her to be watched by others, causing him to accompany her to be watched, and some gossip old ladies said meaningfully: "Your girlfriend...good personality." "Your feelings... really good."

Recalling that scene, Shen Jun felt that his entire body was standing up.

——If he has such a girlfriend, just jump off the plane and be born again.

What's even more exaggerated is that although she was talking unbelievable dreams, she slept very well, and told her that she didn't respond several times, and she couldn't wake up after shaking her hard. If not for so many people around, Shen Jun even wanted to pinch her. Wake her up by the neck.

Of course, at that time, Shen Jun didn't know that the girl next to him was Xiao Qing. He just thinks that this girl has richer dreams and weird behaviors, so she can't wake up when she screams, so she has to bear with her and don't bother to care about her.

Until I got off the plane, I heard a familiar person shouting cursing not far away--

"Shen Junze, you'd better show up in front of me as soon as possible! Otherwise, I curse that you will be washed away by the torrential rain every day when you go out!"

Hearing his name, Shen Jun turned his head instinctively, but saw a torrential rain hit, and the girl who cursed was instantly drowned.

Shen Jun looked at her with a calm face, and she turned her head and smiled brightly at herself.

Then she began to scold again, and a bunch of unbelievable curses came out of her mouth, with the words "Shen Junze" in every sentence.

Shen Jun didn't remember when he had offended this girl, just as she was playing "performance art", and ignored her and drove home by himself.

As a result, I saw her cursing there again at the door of the house—

"Shen Junze, great, you dare to let me dove! I curse you every time you go to a restaurant to eat bad stomach, vomiting and diarrhea! Every time you drive less than ten meters, you will have a puncture! Marry another most annoying woman for the rest of your life Be a wife slave!"

Shen Jun really couldn't bear it. He wanted to get out of the car and teach this unobtrusive woman until she said, "I'm waiting for someone here. A man named Shen Jun said he would come to the airport to pick me up, and I still haven't seen anyone. I can’t get through the phone, and I don’t know where to die!” Then he said, “I’ve never seen him like this, and I can forget it. You can’t forget what else he can’t forget?”

Shen Jun's scalp was numb.

He really forgot about this...

But he didn't expect that things would turn into this weird situation.

It was a day ago when Yu Jia suddenly texted him, saying something, "My cousin Xiao Qing will arrive at the airport at six in the afternoon the day after tomorrow. Remember to pick it up."

At that time, I just replied "I know" to deal with it.

As far as he knows, this time Xiao Qing came to New York to be picked up by Yu Jia, so he picked him up, just wanting to be a matchmaker and introduce them to each other. He really persuaded Yu Jia, who was addicted to being a matchmaker, and didn't bother to know her "gentle and shy" cousin. At that time, he was at Fang Yao's concert, listening to the horrible screams of fans around him. , This matter also didn't take it to heart.

Unexpectedly, Yu Jia didn't pick him up at the airport. So that Xiao Qing was let go of the pigeons, and all the anger was concentrated on him.

He was so confused that Xiao Qing scolded him so **** and cursed him a hundred or eighty times. Now he has to clean up the mess and lie to make ends meet. There are no people on either side...

Looking at Shen Jun's ugly face, Shen Junjie couldn't help but kindly reminded: "You don't know, Sister Yu Jia went to the hospital to give birth today."

"What?" Shen Junze's expression became even more ugly.

Shen Junjie nodded solemnly, "Sister Yu Jia said, she wants to wait in the hospital with peace of mind, and you will be solely responsible for Xiao Qing's affairs."

Shen Jun frowned, "To be fully responsible? Including being a scapegoat?"

"Of course. Did you forget that Sister Yu Jia's language skills are so abstract, she always doesn't emphasize the point in her speech. She didn't tell you that she didn't go to the airport, but you went alone, right?" Then, he glanced at Shen Junze sympathetically.

Shen Jun was silent for a moment, and finally turned his anger into calmness, and said with a sullen face: "Forget it, how to deal with the aftermath is the focus of our discussion." After that, he looked at his brother, and smiled at the corner of his mouth. "By the way, Ajie, can you do me a favor?"

Shen Junjie couldn't help shaking his eyebrows when his elder brother's sharp eyes made his scalp numb. "Every time you call me Ajie, it means I'm going to be out of luck."

"I'm glad you realized this." Shen Jun grabbed his smile and said lightly.

"Hmph, who let my handle be in your hands, you despicable villain!" Shen Junjie gritted his teeth, with an expression of determination like a strong man cutting his wrist, "Say, how can I help you?"

"Didn't you learn acting?" Shen Jun glanced at him meaningfully, "The time to test you has come."