Weird World of Immortality

Chapter 360: Broken sleeves timid dream

Li Jiuyue is actually a man... a man...

Zhou Fan just felt that there were a series of divine thunders descending from the sky, smashing his five internal organs.

Li Jiuyue kept holding back his laughter, but he couldn't help but burst out laughing at Zhou Fan's dejected appearance: "Brother Zhou, it's not really your fault, it's me, after all, I am the most beautiful man in Jiudali, both male and female. There's nothing strange about killing it."

"But I don't have the habit of breaking my sleeves. Fortunately, you only like me because you think I'm a woman. The symptoms are not serious. If I have time, I will accompany you to visit the Meixiangyuan to vent my anger. Then everything should be fine. there is none left."

In history, Emperor Chaoyang loved Wang Jue very much. When he woke up one morning and saw that Wang Jue was still asleep, Emperor Yang wanted to pull back his sleeves, but the sleeves were pressed by Wang Jue's body. Government affairs needed to be dealt with, so Wang Jue couldn't wait for him to wake up. In a hurry, he pulled out his saber from the bedside, cut off his sleeves, and left quietly. When Wang Jue woke up, he saw Yang Di's short sleeves pressed under him. , felt the deep affection of Emperor Yang, and since then, he has become more and more charming, and he will not leave the emperor's side for a moment.

"Please don't say it, it's my fault." Facing Li Jiuyue's ridicule, Zhou Fan's eyes were dull, and this matter hit him too hard.

"Okay, then I won't say it." Li Jiuyue stuffed the cotton back again, his chest bulging slightly again.

Zhou Fan's eyes jumped again when he saw it.

"If Brother Zhou likes it, I will ask my uncle to send you some cotton so that you can play with it every day..." Li Jiuyue laughed again.

"Brother Li, if you take me as a brother, then don't mention it again." Zhou Fan's face turned black, he wanted to bury his head in the crack of the ground, it was too embarrassing.

"Brother Zhou, don't be afraid, I won't talk nonsense about this." Li Jiuyue patted Zhou Fan's shoulder in relief.

"Actually it's just a misunderstanding, although this misunderstanding...hahahahahaha." Li Jiuyue couldn't help laughing halfway through.

"Brother Li, you go back first, I want to be quiet." Zhou Fan sighed.

"Then I'll go back first, don't stay long, there are a lot of things to do in the office." Li Jiuyue didn't ask who Jingjing was, but smiled.

After Li Jiuyue left, Zhou Fan still stood there in a daze, his mood was chaotic and complicated.

He thought about it for a while, but still couldn't sort out the thoughts in it. He couldn't even tell what he should think.

He shook his head and went back to the Yiluan Sifu.

On this day, in front of Li Jiuyue, he appeared calm enough, but in fact his spirit was always in a trance.

After dinner, he returned to the place where he lived. He sat cross-legged and frowned.

He recovered some from the huge blow that Li Jiuyue was a man.

Like a pot of cold water topping, it also made his hot heart become cold and cold, and he had calm thinking about Li Jiuyue's affairs.

This thing is really wrong. The wrong thing is that when he suspects that Li Jiuyue is a woman, his emotions go wrong.

It stands to reason that even if Li Jiuyue is a woman, she has never seen her female appearance, and she is not so beautiful.

The one who thought that he had met love or something was just self-consolation. A rational and cautious person like him should not behave like this even if he really likes it.

Especially for someone like Li Jiuyue who hides secrets, he will handle it with more caution.

But is the pig brother that I showed to Li Jiuyue still me?

The more Zhou Fan thought about it, the more chilling he felt, if it wasn't for Li Jiuyue's proof that he was a man, he would probably continue to be obsessed with it, and he would not be able to break free from it.

This is so strange, why is he so strange?

Someone must be playing tricks behind his back to make him like this.

Is Li Jiuyue using some means to charm herself?

It's not like... If Li Jiuyue did it, he wouldn't deliberately prove that he was a man.

Li Jiuyue wouldn't do this, so who would it be? What is the purpose of the man behind this?

It couldn't do him much harm, it felt like a prank to him.

But who would make such a prank?

Putting aside the stranger, if it is a familiar person...

Familiar people flashed in Zhou Fan's mind, and then his face changed. If he really said he would do this, it would be only her.

But how did she do it?

Zhou Fan suddenly thought of something again. He ran into the house and rummaged through the corner to find a vermillion medicine bottle.

This medicine bottle was the first meeting gift that Rouge gave him, and boasted that it was the medicine bottle of the Po-Order Pill.

He shook the medicine bottle, but there was no sound from the medicine bottle. He quickly uncorked the bottle, flipped the medicine bottle over, but it was empty.

His face sank. There should be ten colorful stones in the medicine bottle. Where did those ten colorful stones go?

There is a big problem with these ten colorful stones.

He put away the medicine bottle, but let himself calm down and thought about everything carefully before laying down to sleep.

As soon as Zhou Fan appeared on the boat, he heard a whimpering cry.

Rouge was lying on the table crying and trembling, it could be said that the listeners felt sour and weeping.

Zhou Fan is stern, this woman is full of tricks, he really can't have any sympathy.

"I don't know why Miss Rouge is crying because of something sad?" Zhou Fan asked with a smile.

Rouge ignored it and just whimpered.

Zhou Fan continued to laugh: "I should have been the one crying, but seeing you crying so sadly, I couldn't help but want to laugh."

This time Rouge, whose shoulders shrugged, stopped sobbing, and she didn't raise her head: "Even if you have a bad relationship with me, you shouldn't laugh at a woman who is crying so pitifully, with no grace at all."

"Miss Rouge is unparalleled in beauty and has a high level of cultivation. Please forgive me, if Miss Rouge is pitiful, aren't there as many poor girls as stars in the world?" Zhou Fan sneered again.

Rouge raised her head suddenly, she was not fake crying, her face was full of pear blossoms and rain, she looked pitiful, she glared at Zhou Fan: "I am the most beautiful in the world, and my cultivation is even rarer, but so what? I am trapped in this boat. On the broken ship, there is not even a beautiful man here, how do you know the loneliness in my heart? The sadness in my heart?"

"What's wrong with me crying? I offend you when I cry?"

Zhou Fan's face changed slightly: "Am I not a beautiful man?"

Rouge was silent for a while~lightnovelpub.net~ with a sneer on her face: "Why do you want to humiliate yourself, you are neither handsome, nor suave, in my eyes at most you get a not ugly evaluation, you say that you are Beautiful man, won't your conscience hurt?"

"That's because you have a problem with your vision." Zhou Fan snorted coldly, "According to your standards, no one in the world can be called a beautiful man."

"Of course there is." Rouge's face showed admiration, "The senior who created the standard for a cylinder of infuriating energy is mediocre and has nothing to do in his life, but he is the most beautiful man in history."

"You mean that senior named Long or something? Is he that handsome?" Zhou Fan asked with a slight frown.

Rouge covered her face with her hands and said beautifully: "You don't understand, I didn't know how many little fairies cried under his white clothes back then, and developed so many epic stories. My biggest wish in my life is to see him and admire him. His demeanor." (Note: The matter about that senior is mentioned in detail in Chapter 309, so I won't repeat it here.)