Sitting in jeopardy, I looked at Luo Xiangdong without blinking, and preached loudly: "The Arab student sent an email to his dad: "Dad, Berlin is a good place." The people here are very friendly. But I was a little embarrassed to enter school. Everyone goes to school by subway, so I drive a pure gold Mercedes. "The father replied: "Son, I transferred 200 million dollars to you. Don't be ashamed of me, hurry up and buy a subway! "

After I finished speaking, Zheng Zeyu, Wei Zheng and Qin Yichuan all laughed, but Luo Xiangdong didn't pick up his eyelids, and said to me: "You tell this kind of joke in front of us, don't you insinuate that we are the rich men?"

I said: "Whoever is insinuating, don't treat the gentleman's belly like a villain, just sit in the seat."

Luo Xiangdong glanced at him and said: "I didn't smile, drink you guys."

As a result, the four of us poured a glass of beer and ran our heads up.

After drinking, I suddenly yelled, Zheng Zeyu said, "What's wrong?"

I frowned and said, "I have a beer!"

Zheng Zeyu didn't know, so he said in confusion, "Yeah, what happened to drinking beer?"

I said: "I can't mix beer with white."

Zheng Zeyu snorted, and then said: "I drank all the drinks, I think you are fine, don't worry, we will have us if you drink too much, and we will send you home."

I sighed secretly, thinking that I was really lost today. After drinking more than five cups of white wine, I finally broke my work accidentally and even drank beer. But what Zheng Zeyu said was right. It's all the same anyway, what else can be done.

What I wanted to do was to put my mind on it and fight Luo Xiangdong to the end.

Showing my arms and rolling my sleeves, I looked at him and said, "A boy said to his girlfriend: "I want to break up. I feel bored and don't feel anymore. "Then his girlfriend said to him something that made him speechless. "Billions of Chinese people have long been bored with the National Football Team. I haven't felt it for a long time, why hasn't the national football team disbanded? The trouble of 1.3 billion people has not been able to disband a team of 11 people. Now that you alone say that you are bored, you are going to disband the team of two? Are you dreaming! "

When the voice fell, Zheng Zeyu on my left was the first to laugh out loud. I saw that the corners of Luo Xiangdong's lips floated slightly, and he was about to say that he smiled, but he held it back.

Five seconds later, he only said one word to me: "Drink."

I poured a glass of beer, as did the other three, and the four of us drank another glass.

Anyone who has drunk alcohol in a hurry knows that even people who have a drink should not drink too quickly, otherwise the alcohol will rush up one by one, making it easy for people to get drunk in a short time.

In fact, I’ve been drinking too much, but now I’m so excited, my eyes are bigger than usual, and I stared at Luo Xiangdong and said: “When the leader drunk and slept with the secretary, the phone rang and the secretary picked it up. Just say: "Sorry, the user you called is drunk, please call again tomorrow! "Then the next day, the leading wife yelled: "How much did you drink yesterday?" China Mobile knows it"

Maybe it was what I said about dancing, or maybe Zheng Zeyu beside me was laughing too exaggeratedly, so Luo Xiangdong didn't stretch himself, he still raised his lips and laughed.

I immediately pointed my finger at him happily, and said: "Laughing, laughing"

Wei Zheng also smiled and said to Luo Xiangdong: "Hurry up and drink."

After Luo Xiangdong drank a glass of beer, Zheng Zeyu urged me: "Go on, strike while the iron is hot."

I’m the type that encourages more and more energy. Seeing that the situation is better right now, I said: “The old Wang who went out to work came home two years later and found that his wife had given birth to a big fat boy. He suddenly became angry and pointed to his wife’s nose. Said: Who owns the child? Is it Lao Li's? His wife said no. Lao Wang asked: Was it Lao Han's. His wife said no. Later, Lao Wang asked three or four people in succession, and his wife was finally furious. Replied aloud: As long as you have friends, don't I want to have friends of my own?!"

As soon as my voice fell, a few people all over the table burst into laughter, even Qin Yichuan was full of smiles.

I am extremely proud and proud, thinking that I was in the class back then, that was also a little expert at telling jokes. Anyone who has something unhappy and can't get through, as long as I persuade you to say a few words, tell a few more jokes, keep the medicine until you get rid of your illness, and the weather will clear up after the rain.

I urged Luo Xiangdong to drink, and Zheng Zeyu urged me to tell a joke. I don't know how many I said in one breath. The impression was too high, and I even used it, but the more I let go, the louder they laughed.

In the end, we didn't care about who lost and who won. We toasted frequently. I couldn't even lift my eyelids after drinking. Several times I felt like I was going to fall asleep. Zheng Zeyu was dragged up and forced me to continue.

I waved my hand again and again, squinted my eyes, and whispered in a low voice: "No, I'm drinking too much."

Northerners have a certain amount of alcohol, but the tone of speech is bigger than that. As long as we can drink, we will never admit that we drink too much.

I don't remember how much wine I drank, I just feel like I'm soaked in a wine tank, with the smell of wine all over my body, and I will get drunk by smelling it.

In a trance, I seem to hear someone say to leave. This memory is fragmented. In the next second, I am already in the car with Luo Xiangdong beside me.

I rested on the leather seat, tried to open my heavy eyelids, and whispered: "Go home?"

Luo Xiangdong's face was hidden in the darkness. I couldn't see the expression on his face. I could only hear him say: "Did you bring the key?"

key?

I want to reach out and touch my pocket, but my body is not controlled by my consciousness.

Eyelids drooped, my world was dark, and I couldn't remember what happened after that.

When I opened my eyes again, I saw a piece of white, white walls, white ceilings, and white wardrobes. I stared at a certain place in a daze. Ten seconds passed before I thought about turning over.

auzw.com is just a simple action, but after a hangover last night, my bones are now falling apart. I wish every piece of meat hurts.

Frowning and sitting up, I looked at the white quilt in front of me. It was obviously the decoration of the hotel, but I was only wearing underwear.

Looking around, I found that my clothes were ironed and folded neatly on the chair. I quickly lifted the quilt and got out of the bed, putting my clothes on first. I don't know why, but I intuitively felt that I didn't suffer.

Reached out and pressed the doorknob, opened the door of the aa room and saw that the outside was not the hotel corridor, but a connected living room.

The **** dog and the big gray dog ​​were playing on the living room carpet. After hearing the sound, they raised their ears and looked at me.

I was a little surprised and couldn't help but raise my eyebrows and shouted, "kingb, queenb."

Two big dogs ran to me quickly, and when I saw them, I immediately thought of Luo Xiangdong.

When I looked up again, there was another room on the opposite side of my room. I thought to myself that Luo Xiangdong must have been sleeping in that room.

My problem of fragmentation as soon as I drink too much, I really need to change it, otherwise I don't drink it, or I won't get drunk for a thousand cups, otherwise it will be too delaying like this.

Standing in the guest bedroom and cleaning up, I looked at myself in the mirror with fluffy hair and haggard and hangover, and I made up my mind that I must not do this in the future.

After cleaning up, I went back to the living room. Fresh fruit plates, bread, cakes and snacks are placed on the coffee table in the living room.

I took a few pieces of fruit and fed it to kingb and queenb, then got up and made a cup of coffee.

I drank too much last night, and I am still not awake and still drowsy.

Sitting on the sofa, I glanced at the wall watch on the wall. It was ten o'clock in the morning, and I had completely missed the time to go to work.

But fortunately, I was late when I was with Luo Xiangdong, so he wouldn't tease me. Sitting on the sofa in the living room while playing with the dog while waiting, this wait is two and a half hours.

When the door of Luo Xiangdong opened, I was leaning on the sofa and was about to fall asleep.

"Liang Zijin."

Luo Xiangdong called me, I opened my eyes in a daze and looked at him without speaking.

Luo Xiangdong has changed his clothes. Yesterday it was a dark blue shirt with a light blue sweater, and today it is a white shirt with an orange-red sweater, which makes the whole person particularly warm.

I am also a high-drinker. I seem to have escaped from **** with a look of exhaustion and overdraft. Looking at Luo Xiangdong, he is just as radiant and energetic as the one who came out of the beauty salon, and he can't see that it is a hangover at all. Look like.

He stepped towards the sofa in the living room. I realized afterwards, stood up and called out, "Mr. Luo."

Luo Xiangdong said: "Is the wine sober?"

I hummed.

Luo Xiangdong said: "Last night, I dared to call my name directly. It's fine to call me Luo Xiangdong. You also call me Dongzi. You are really brave and courageous."

I yelled, eyes widened, and looked at Luo Xiangdong incredulously. Have I ever said this? Why don't I remember?

When Luo Xiangdong saw me look surprised, he sneered, and then said: "Don't pretend to be amnesia."

I replied in horror: "Mr. Luo, I really don't remember."

I searched hard in my mind, but it felt like an interstellar spaceship, traveling in the vast space of the universe, and I couldn't find it at all.

Fortunately, Luo Xiangdong didn't intend to care about me either. He picked up the car key from the table and walked towards the door while saying: "Go."

I followed Luo Xiangdong out of the hotel door and looked at the familiar corridor. Only then did I realize that this was the clubhouse where Luo Xiangdong and the others played cards yesterday.

Sure enough, Luo Xiangdong took me back to yesterday's private room, and my bag and mobile phone were still on the sofa. [^*]

I picked up the phone and found that there were missed calls from Kuang Yiyang and missed calls from my mother and Xu Lu.

I didn't contact them this evening, I guess they were all in a hurry.

Luo Xiangdong said, "What do you want to eat?"

When I heard the words, I couldn't help but turn my head to look at him. After a pause, I said: "No need for Mr. Luo, I can just eat by myself."

Luo Xiangdong's expression was the same, and he said to himself: "Eating alone is also eating. You don't have to be troublesome. Besides, you can tell me jokes."

When I heard the three words of a joke, the scene from last night suddenly appeared in my mind. Because I drank high, I told Luo Xiangdong a classic joke about an elephant and a snake.

I still remember five people at a table, what the expressions on all four of them looked like