Said that the elephant and the snake met in a narrow path on a bridge. Because the bridge can only allow one of them to pass first, they are all humility to each other, you go first, you go first. Then at a certain moment, the two wanted to pass first at the same time, and finally quarreled.

Snake scolds the elephant: Look at your virtues, go on jj!

I drank fragments, but I clearly remember that I told Luo Xiangdong a few people about my joke at the bottom of the box. I heard this joke at the beginning of junior high school, and it became the bottom-of-the-box baby that I didn't easily show up. I thought I told them this joke in the college dormitory back then, and almost made them laugh.

But, but how can I tell such a joke that has no bottom line and is full of colors, referred to as yellow, in front of Luo Xiangdong and the others!

Following Luo Xiangdong stepping out, I was full of this joke and the expressions on the faces of the four of them that were surprised and could not help laughing.

I think I am abolished. How will I face Wei Zheng, Zheng Zeyu and Qin Yichuan in the future?

Hey, wine is really not a thing to drink too much, it's not shallow.

Because I was full of thoughts, I didn't pay attention when I went down the stairs, and I slapped my foot. With my ah, Luo Xiangdong who was walking in front turned his head to look at me.

Upon seeing this, wearing a mask and sunglasses, he teased in a deep voice: "Aren't you sober up."

I looked embarrassed and smiled stiffly as a response.

Luo Xiangdong glanced at my feet, then said, "Is it all right?"

I shook my head: "It's okay."

Luo Xiangdong's car stopped in front of the clubhouse. He opened the door and let two big dogs sit in the back seat. I opened the passenger door and sat in.

In the car, Luo Xiangdong asked, "What do you want to eat?"

"I can do it."

Luo Xiangdong said, "You can recommend another place. It's better to bring the dog in."

When I heard this, I thought that Luo Xiangdong was definitely the place I recommended last night, otherwise I wouldn't recommend it again.

After pondering for a moment, I asked aloud, "Is that porridge and side dishes okay? I know a porridge shop. Their side dishes are delicious."

Luo Xiangdong let out a hum, without saying anything else, he just started the car and got off the road.

I had dinner with Luo Xiangdong at noon. When he was in the private room of the congee shop, Luo Xiangdong’s cell phone rang. Du Ting should have called. I heard Luo Xiangdong say: "I was playing cards last night. I didn't hear it."

Du Ting's voice on the phone reached my ears, and she smiled and asked, "Did you see any other women besides me in the past two days?"

Luo Xiangdong was holding a mobile phone in his right hand and a white porcelain spoon in his left hand, slowly stirring the preserved egg and lean meat porridge in front of him.

Hearing that, he did not shy away from it, and replied with a faint smile: "I have other women by my side now, do you want to talk to me?"

I was drinking porridge, and I was so shocked when I heard this, I couldn't help but raise my eyes to look at him.

Du Ting smiled and replied: "Seeing what you said so frankly, I know you must be very good, and you are not allowed to see other women before I return to China."

Luo Xiangdong smiled and asked, "Then I can see other women after you come back? Then you come back quickly."

"Oh, why are you so annoying, I won't tell you anymore"

Du Ting's coquettish voice came to my ears, and my woman couldn't help but stretched half of her body, let alone Luo Xiangdong.

On weekdays, Du Ting's appearance on the international runway is very cool with a blank face and no words. Unexpectedly, I love acting like a baby in private.

I lowered my head to drink the porridge, thinking of Du Ting's appearance in my mind, and thinking of Luo Xiangdong's evaluation of her. It was five numbers, age plus height plus measurements. In the eyes of men, women can be judged by numbers as a whole, including their looks, just scoring them directly.

Luo Xiangdong had **** with Du Ting in front of me, and treated me as a transparent person. I was embarrassed to hear him and I wished to hang my face in the bowl of porridge.

After finally waiting for Luo Xiangdong to hang up, I realized that I did not breathe a sigh of relief, but was even more embarrassed, not knowing how to face him.

Yu Guang caught a glimpse of kingb and queenb sitting not far away. I found the savior and hurriedly alleviated the embarrassment: "Mr. Luo, would you like to order something to feed them? I only gave them a few pieces of fruit when I got up in the morning. ."

Luo Xiangdong said: "No, I'll take you back after dinner in a while, they will be taken care of."

I screamed and I couldn't find any other topics to talk about.

After dinner, I went out with Luo Xiangdong. On the way, he said to me: "Do you want to go back to the company or the apartment?"

I said: "It was delayed all morning, I have to go back and ask for leave from Sister Guan Yue."

Luo Xiangdong said: "You are not in her control, so ask her for leave."

While talking, he walked around the front of the car and got into the driver's seat, and I opened the door and got into the co-driver.

In the car, he said again: "You are my assistant. Just take care of my affairs. You don't need to take care of the others. I won't go to the company in the afternoon, and there is nothing you can do when you go. Just go back to rest and go to work tomorrow. "

With such a good boss, did I accumulate virtue in my last life?

In Xu Lu's words: Liang Zijin, your family's ancestral tomb has been smoked before you can meet an immediate boss like Luo Xiangdong. Looking handsome and nice, the key is to take care of you.

I was very jealous of Luo Xiangdong before, because I didn't know if he was so diligent to me, whether he would steal or rape. But now I finally figured it out clearly. Luo Xiangdong was looking at Teacher Gu's face, so he looked at me differently. It was not how outstanding my personal charm was.

Besides, Luo Xiangdong said very clearly that Du Ting is 23, 179, 78, 58, 85. What am I? I have at most 23.

auzw.com think about it, but I'm a little bit careful about it.

But soon I became clear. The less interesting Luo Xiangdong was to me, the better, so that I could simply treat him as a good boss, and tell him jokes during a meal. Everyone was happy.

This didn't mean he was happy and let me take a whole day off.

I smiled and replied, "Thank you Mr. Luo."

Luo Xiangdong drove me back to the door of the apartment. Before getting out of the car, I turned my head and reached out to touch the big dog in the back seat, and whispered, "Goodbye, I don't know when I can see you next time."

Luo Xiangdong said: "You like dogs, and there will be opportunities to meet in the future."

I smiled and said, "Really, then I will bring them snacks next time."

Luo Xiangdong hummed, then said: "You go back."

I got out of the car and stood by the side of the car and waved to Luo Xiangdong: "Thank you Mr. Luo, drive carefully on the road."

Luo Xiangdong stepped on the accelerator and left. I looked at the rear of the car as it was gradually driving away, and there was a faint parting sadness in my heart. Maybe it was because I played too high last night, and I always felt that the distance with Luo Xiangdong was getting closer.

Turning my head and walking towards the apartment, the phone rang on the road, and I took out the phone to see that it was my mother. I had forgotten about the fact that I hadn't returned the call, so I quickly connected and called out, "Mom."

My mother said anxiously: "Zijin, where did you go, didn't you see the missed call?"

I replied repeatedly: "sorrysorry, I saw it before, but I forgot to return it. Are you worried about calling?"

My mother was still not very happy and replied aloud: "What can I do? I am not worried about you. I didn't answer the phone all night. What time is it now before you answer it."

I said, "Oh, what can I do, except that I am at home at work."

My mother asked: "Then why didn't you answer the phone last night?"

As I walked towards the door of the apartment, I lied in a familiar way: "Last night at the company party, there were a lot of people and I didn't hear it."

My mother said, "Then you didn't see missed calls when you went home at night?"

I said, "I drank a lot last night, and went to sleep when I went home without looking at my phone."

My mother started nagging: "Who did you drink so much alcohol with? You are out alone, but you can't drink unconsciously. Otherwise, what should I do if something goes wrong?"

I took my mobile phone and went into the elevator until I went back to the apartment, my mother hadn't finished.

I thought to myself that I won’t go to work in the afternoon and it’s okay, so I should just talk to her for a while.

My mother calmed down after the nagging, and then thought about the death of Teacher Gu. She asked aloud: "Zi Jin, your department head is in the funeral, do you have to attend?"

Thinking of Teacher Gu, my mood suddenly fell.

The lips opened, and he whispered back: "Of course."

"Then you go to work now, if it's not the weekend, you can't keep up with you and ask for leave?"

"Uncle Gu said, the funeral date will try to be on the weekend to accommodate most people's time."

My mother hummed: "That's all right"

With a buzzing vibration, I took a look at my phone, and it was Kuang Yiyang who was calling in. I said to my mother, "Mom, I have another call here."

My mother immediately said: "Go and go, I can rest assured that I know you are all right, you can go work on your own."

I hung up my mother's phone and connected to Kuang Yiyang.

"Iyang."

"Senior sister."

Listening to Kuang Yiyang’s voice, I first explained: “Sorry, my cell phone fell into another place last night. I didn’t hear you calling. I was thinking about calling you back later.”

"It's okay, senior sister, I know."

"You know?" I didn't expect Kuang Yiyang to respond like this.

When Kuang Yiyang heard the words, he paused for a while, and then replied: "Ah, I mean I guessed it."

I smiled and said: "How are you doing? Is the school busy?" [$妙][笔$i][-阁].c

Every time I call Kuang Yiyang, I will ask these two sentences. Some are like routine, but I really don’t have any other questions to ask, so I can’t say nothing.

Kuang Yiyang answered seriously every time, telling me about his recent situation and the big and small things that happened in the school. Perhaps through his mouth, I always felt that I was still living in college; only when I was chatting with him, I would have a sense of stubbornness that I hadn't grown up yet and wanted to live in simplicity.

After chatting for a while, Kuang Yiyang said: "By the way, my senior sister, the teacher's memorial service is scheduled for this Saturday."

I was taken aback for a moment, and couldn't help asking out loud, "Really? Uncle Gu hasn't called me yet."

Kuang Yiyang said: "It is probably too busy, and I haven't made time yet. I heard the news from the school, so I wanted to tell you."

I hummed, and then said: "Okay, I see, the specific time has not been set yet, right?"

Kuang Yiyang said: "I don't know the exact time yet. The school is also a temporary notice. At that time, many students may come to mourn."