Zombie mother-in-law and mutant husband...

This is a one-step TV series serialized every day by the Imperial Southern Metropolis TV station, and it is indeed very popular at present.

The leading male actor is Guan Xiaosheng, who is a four-spirit sword repairer himself, and looks very handsome.

Qin An knew about this TV because he watched several episodes with Haitang when he was at home, and had no interest in the plot of Guan Xiaosheng and Gou Xue. The reason why Qin An watched a few episodes was because of the figure of the female pig's feet. Great.

Sure enough, after listening to Ai Yu's words, Haitang also regretted, and exchanged the plot with Ai Yu for a while before sending her away.

When there were only two people left in the room, Haitang plunged into Qin An's arms and said with a smile:

"Husband, I like Sister Ai Yu and his two sons!"

"The fool can see it, but this woman is a little weird, I can't see through her."

When Qin An spoke, the voice barrier was turned on, so that people outside could not hear the conversation between his husband and wife. At the same time, he turned on super hearing, paying attention to the mother and son.

"Hey, I really want to learn how to cook with her. Sister Ai Yu must be as capable as her husband. I wanted to buy some seasonings from her before, but I wonder how a woman like her cares. The money is about, so I didn’t say it. Husband, I will get along well with Sister Ai Yu in the future. I believe that when the love is deep, she will naturally give me some cooking seasonings!"

"The food she cooks is definitely not that simple. Maybe you can't make her taste even if you give you the seasoning."

The two of you chatted for a while, and then went to the Tianyuan Village to stroll around.

In fact, Ai Yu's food doesn't need to be digested at all. Both of them are full, but they don't have the feeling of stomach ups at all.

After a while, it was getting late, and they finally went to bed and hugged each other to sleep as they did in the past.

Haitang may be a little tired when he goes out. Although he has slept before, he still falls asleep quickly, but Qin An can’t fall asleep. The supernatural person doesn’t need to sleep too much. Now he is thinking about Ai Yu’s identity again, naturally. There is no sleepiness.

Seeing that Haitang was asleep, Qin An sent away and reached the Xiaohe Bridge in the blink of an eye.

Ai Yu was sitting on the bridge and fishing at this time, and the fish had been released for several days.

"Sister-in-law, is it really leisurely? You are fishing in this dark night?"

"The children are all asleep, but I can't sleep, so I prepared some ingredients. You have a leisurely mood. If you don't sleep with your wife in the room, you run out to see me fishing? And you are so capable! Space teleportation ?"

"Stop it, you and I can't see through each other, so why bother to cover up? You are not from the King Kong tribe?"

"Well, but my former husband is, so I have been living with the King Kong people for these years. I heard your wife say that your name is Qin An?"

"how is it?"

"The name is pretty widespread now."

Qin An is a bit speechless. In fact, Guo Sihai's name is even more widespread. Now in this fashion, people will call their children the same as some celebrities. This is a kind of worship.

"Tell me about your abilities."

Qin An is curious about Ai Yu's food capabilities.

"Yes, but what do you trade with me? I mean I told you my abilities, what about you? What would you tell me?"

"It depends on what you want to ask.",

"what are you?"

Ai Yu, who had been sitting there quietly looking at the fishing rod, suddenly turned her head and looked at Qin An with bright eyes without blinking.

"what?"

Qin An didn't understand what Ai Yu was asking.

"You don't belong to any race, and you don't seem to be a human being on earth, so what exactly are you?"

Qin An was shocked. He didn't expect Ai Yu to see his difference even though he hadn't seen him through.

This is really a strange woman, in the last days, it is really a hidden dragon and crouching tiger.

"That's what you want to ask."

"Ok!"

Qin An hesitated and said:

"I am a soul, and I crossed into this body a year ago. Then my memory is only this year, so I don't know what I am! This is one of my secrets, and you are the first to know. Why? So, does the answer satisfy you?"

Ai Yu looked at Qin An's eyes and sighed sadly after a long time.

"Your answer is shameless, you mean to tell me that you don't know what you are?"

"Haha not bad!"

"Hey, I believe you didn't lie to me, but I'll suffer a lot like this."

"Sister-in-law, don't put on a coquettish and grotesque appearance, I have answered your question, now it's your turn."

Ai Yu nodded and thought about it before saying:

"I have four abilities, delicious food, drunken peaches, orchid fire, and customers come back.

The delicacies are the foods I made after turning on the abilities. These foods can live a long life for one earth year if you eat them once, and you can live forever by eating them forever. Of course, this is just one of its effects. After eating the food I made with the ability, the eater can't kill me, and no one can resist the attack of this cursed energy. And I can also open a stronger curse to those who have eaten my food. For example, it can make him addicted to my food. After eating it once, he has to eat it a second time, otherwise it will be unbearable, and the lighter will reduce life span. The severe ones may go crazy or starve to death. Don't worry, because the food you eat is not made by me with abilities, so there will be no such curse power. And even if I eat it, as long as I don't activate the curse effect of the blessing, you will be safe and sound.

Zuiwantao is my ability to gather food, any food material will become unique after passing through my hands. I can turn dead wood into delicious meat, and I can turn rocks into fresh vegetables. This is actually my only active attack ability, because I can also turn my enemies into vegetables, but I have never done this before, think it's scary. Qin An, do you want me to turn you into a cabbage? Haha, I don't know if this ability of mine can work for you. Of course, some people with poor strength cannot be restored after being changed by me, and some powerful people can be changed back to their original form within a certain period of time after being changed by me.

Orchid fire is a kind of flame that I use to cook food. This flame can burn in my palm. Just put the food on it, and the food will change into the finished product I need in an instant. Frying, cooking, and frying everything. The food cooked by Oran Fire I call them Oran Fire Food. This ability is actually a bit complicated, because there are so many kinds of Orchid Fire Food, some can be poison, some can be a great medicine for tonic, some can change the appearance of people after taking it, and some can make people grow after taking it. Take out your wings and fly into the sky! Variety of food. It’s a pity that I can’t eat these foods by myself and can only be given to others. So to me, this should be a very abnormal ability but it’s a tasteless ability. What’s more accumulated is the ability to grow after being blessed by Oran Fire Food. Time is limited, even the person who is poisoned to death will only die temporarily, and he must be killed once.

Customer return is my ultimate ability. Anyone who has eaten my food can summon them for my own use and help me fight for a while. Of course, the summoned object is actually not the person, but just a puppet like himself. This puppet has 100% of the original body's combat power and has its own fighting wisdom, but it has no spirituality.

So, in fact, I am also a sword repairer. My magic sword is called the cook lady. I don't have any reputation in the sword spirit star. In principle, I am just a cook, nothing more. "

Qin An was stunned when he heard Ai Yu's narrative. Didn't expect that she was actually a four-soul sword repairer who used food as his ability?

wrong!

If it were Four Soul Sword Repair, how could he not be able to read her mind?

Could it be that......

"Are you a sword god?"

The expression on Qin An's face became extremely strange, and he looked straight at Ai Yu.

"Hey, I was in a good mood today, and I accidentally told all the secrets."

"So you are the Sword God Chef? You are not a Sword God among the 49 Sword Gods? Did you become a God after arriving on Earth? No, you should not be an ordinary Sword God, otherwise how could I possibly be? Can't use mind-reading technique on you? Could it be that you are the **** who condensed sword spirit with the nine main gods at the same time?"

A smile hung on Ai Yu's face, watching Qin An whispered:

"Okay, Qin An, you already know too much. In earth terms, this kind of person is going to be killed. I don't want to be struggling with the problem of ability. You will take your wife and leave at dawn tomorrow. , We have nothing to do from now on. For many years I was just an obscure little cook, and I will be like this in the future. Don’t provoke me without trouble. Although I can only cook, I am not It's so messy."

While talking, Ai Yu got up, ignored the fishing rod fixed on the bridge, twisted her plump and **** buttocks, and walked home with a few small fishes.

Qin An has a keen interest in this cook, how could she leave so easily.

So the ability to activate the teleportation flashed directly, blocking Ai Yu's front.

"Sister-in-law, why are you leaving in a hurry, let's talk again."

Qin An's voice fell, and he suddenly felt that his body was surrounded by a powerful energy. The next moment he was unable to move. Almost only a few seconds later, he lost his hands and feet and fell to the ground.

"Tell you not to mess with me, so I can only turn you into a cabbage! Qin An, I think you should be able to recover in a while with your strength? Go to bed early, good night, my cabbage brother!"

what?

Qin An has never been frightened at this time this year.

He quickly let the mental power out of his body, and then looked to himself.

I fuck~

Really, Nima has become a huge cabbage with a length of 1.8 meters. This is too dramatic!

Qin An guessed that Ai Yu might be very strong, but he didn't expect to be so strong that he couldn't even resist her cursing ability? This is a bit abnormal! I thought it was just a sister-in-law in a village, but I didn't expect it to be a rare master in the entire empire! Anyone who can resist this Nima will be turned into ingredients if they don't agree!

Ai Yu seemed very happy, haha ​​smiled and quickly ran home.

Qin An changed back to her body after she entered the house, and the power of the curse ceased.

At this moment, Qin An’s forehead burst into sweat. This was completely caused by becoming a Chinese cabbage. Although it may only take more than 20 seconds, during this time, his attack power and defense power Both have been significantly reduced. Although some abilities can still be used, the effects of the abilities have also been reduced geometrically.

Ai Yu's ability is a kind of weak ability, which belongs to the curse attribute, is the only strong person Qin An has seen in his life, and has even surpassed the nostalgia of the multi-body creature.

In other words, this Chef Sword God is probably a monster in the same realm as the Emperor, Real Fire, and Tiange, and should be much stronger than the other six main gods!

Although Qin An had no memory, he knew that Qin An from the previous life had contact with Wu Puppet, Demon Heaven, and Curse.

Although these main gods are very strong, they don't seem to be too strong beyond imagination.

At this time, the Chef Sword God had definitely subverted Qin An's imagination.

Stopped for a long time by the river, opened the perspective and looked at the woman in the room.

Ai Yu seemed to be able to feel Qin An's gaze. She packed up her clothes and went to the bathroom, then stood in front of the bathroom dressing table and looked at Qin An across the air.

"Hey, I'm going to take a shower, do you still want to watch it? As the saying goes, the widow has a lot of right and wrong in front of the house. I think she's very defensive. You won't be so obscene, are you? Did I lead the wolf into the room?"

Qin An awkwardly stopped to see her.

This **** woman kind of likes to use earth slang, and she is obviously very smart, when she talks to Haitang as indifferent as a housewife, although she is very polite on the surface, she always targets hidden taunts. Obviously because she found out that she was different.

Hey, forget it, since she wants to live here in seclusion, why do you have to provoke her?

For a fierce woman who can transform herself into a cabbage at any time, Qin An thinks it is better to stay away.

Returning to his room, Qin An turned over and over again and couldn't fall asleep. Today’s experience is a bit too much. After accepting two new sword gods as his subordinates, he did not expect to meet another master chef now, who may even be like the emperor. Real fire, the legendary evil god-level existence like Tiange.

Ah... life is full of surprises everywhere.

Time slowly flowed inadvertently, and Qin An finally felt sleepy and entered a dream state.

It was windy outside, the sky was getting darker, the stars were getting less and less, and the world became completely dark after dark clouds covered the sky.

I don't know how long it took, a thunder shook the earth, and the lightning pierced the sky with the sound of thunder.

Qin An was awakened by thunder and found that the body in his arms was rolling back and forth, as if he wanted to find a comfortable posture.

Qin An naturally cooperated in every possible way, and finally Haitang stopped moving and continued to sleep peacefully.

After the wind, thunder and lightning, heavy rain poured down, covering up the tranquility of the night.

Qin An's mind moved slightly and closed the open window to prevent rainwater from entering diagonally.

Huh?

Five kilometers away, eleven fast-walking night pedestrians attracted Qin An's attention.

Only a few seconds later, they rushed to Taoyuan Village and knocked on the door of Ai Yu's house.

What a fast speed!

What are the identities of these people? Is the empire's superpower?

The strength seems to be very strong, and Qin An knows that if he uses mind reading, he will definitely be discovered.

Now that he has knocked on Ai Yu's door, he should just watch the changes first.

"Hey, it's really annoying, why did it suddenly rain so much? Look, I got wet!"

A beautiful woman in red rubs her hands back and forth on her **** body while she is talking, and the look of scratching her head can make all men go crazy.

"Hu Chenghua, put away your pretentiousness, the poor monk looked an eyesore!"

The voice of the great monk speaking was very cold, his eyes were as big as a cow, his body was strong, his muscles were violently distorted, and he seemed to be an extremely destructive person with individual skills.

"Haha, Master Huiqing, don't you want to be so serious? The Queen Mother is true temperament. She was originally the desire of heaven. Girl, how can you make her serious!"

The man speaking is also a big man, his muscles twisted to the same degree as Hui Qing, his eyes have been falling on the red woman Hu Chenghua, his eyes are full of colors.

"Hu Chenghua, Hui Qing, Shi Hu, Yang Guang, Di Qing, Yang Youji, Zhu Hai, Li Siye, Gongsunlan, Shi Bi, the ten of you are noisy and noisy along the way. It bothers me too much. Can I be quiet? Gongsunlan, keep knocking on the door, we are here to take shelter from the rain, and take a break by the way. Walking this way is really tired."

The man's voice fell, and everyone stopped talking. After that, Gongsun Lan continued to call the door. Another woman in the team, Hu Chenghua, said courageously: "Boss, if you say quiet, we will be quiet. No one wants to fight. ."

The man named Boss looked very young, with handsome features, stable and serene.

He ignored Hu Chenghua, he had already closed his eyes and calmed down in the heavy rain.

In fact, the bodies of these eleven people are exuding black translucent gleam. This kind of light isolates the rain, so that they are not exposed to the rain, which also proves that they are all supernatural powers.

Qin An frowned, thinking about the ten names called out by the boss. These were all historical celebrities. I wonder if it was a coincidence or something else?

At this moment, the door was opened from inside, Ai Yu breathed out and looked at a group of eleven people, then whispered:

"Everyone, why are you knocking on my door so late?"

Among the eleven people, Shi Hu and Yang Guang saw Ai Yu's face, their eyes were immediately rounded, and they were obviously interested.

Or Gongsunlan stepped forward and smiled and said: "Hello, we are passing travelers, and we happened to encounter this night rain, so how about borrowing your house to avoid the rain?"

"Are you guys, the halo on your body has blocked the rain? You are not afraid of getting wet, so what kind of rain do you want to avoid? I wake people up in the middle of the night and do such impolite things. I really don't like you! "

Qin An was secretly speechless. It seemed that he and Haitang were still good. Ai Yu's attitude towards the eleven people outside was totally different from his husband and wife.

Sure enough, all the eleven people except for the lead brother became gloomy.

Hu Chenghua, who is also a woman, said coldly: "Do you mean that we are not allowed in?"