Counterattack Into a Male God

Chapter 142: Online dating, is it now? (02)

"Damn!" Ji Lige cursed loudly.

Don't let sister know who kicked yourself, otherwise, hum!

Just when Ji Lige was not as mature and stable as before Ji Yanzhi, and was still cursing there, a dizziness came. While being overwhelmed by the aperture, Ji Lige passed smoothly into a coma.

Ji Lige didn't stay in a coma for long before waking up from the dizziness. And she just woke up faintly, her eyes were slightly blank and looked around at the completely unfamiliar scenery around her.

The low-rise houses made of stones, the unknown old trees towering straight into the sky, and the beautiful fountain in the center of the village, all of these converge into a beautiful picture with unique scenery.

"Huh, luckily sister is alive."

After patted and felt that his hands were strange, Ji Lige looked down.

-Damn it! Whose weapon is this, so magnificent. From A to E is just a moment. If this is achieved in the real world, Ji Lige dare to use her stinky brother as a guarantee that she herself will definitely become the No.1 among football babies.

Ji Lige, who was immersed in his lustful thoughts, completely forgot one thing, that is, usually when just entering the game, a novice receptionist will tell the player the basic operation and game flow.

And Ji Lige didn't notice one thing, that is, in the village she was in, no other players stepped in except herself, and even the NPC had only two or three pitiful ones.

Fortunately, at this time, the system began to make a ‘caring’ reminder: "Please find the novice receptionist to report... There will be generous prizes!"

When the system said'Please find the novice receptionist to report', Ji Lige calmly stood in place and looked around, and when he heard that there would be great prizes, Ji Lige was not calm at once. Now, his eyes glowed like a wolf-like green light, and he started to catch the NPC and asked if he was a novice receptionist.

The NPC who was questioned by Ji Lige said it was painful, and they really had never received such a player. When they asked them if they were novice receptionists, they acted cutely and acted cutely, but when they answered no, they immediately turned around with their eyes twitching, giving them a resentful back with a ghostly ghost and fire...

They are also the mission NPC at any rate, do they need to ignore them so much?

The face was dark, and the MMP task NPC in his heart began to pray to the system lord god, hoping that the newly-born little angel of the Protoss would immediately fall into the sky. You should know that in addition to ingeniously making the three tribes of angels, demons, and dragons stand out in this game of "Domains of the Gods", there is also a major feature that angels can fall into the sky and become demons. The native demons can also apply to join the dragon clan.

Isn't this interesting? You know that dragons are basically NPC creatures.

So the prayer of the task NPC is really the most vicious prayer they can think of.

However, although they are in the MMP, the task NPCs are still very enthusiastic to guide Ji Lige in the direction of the novice receptionist. However, it is estimated that Ji Lige's RP is so bad. After walking around the whole Novice Village for a few laps, she still couldn't find the position of the novice receptionist.

Some discouraged Ji Lige simply gave up not looking for it. She ran to a clear stream outside the village and started to catch the fish boredly, unknowingly she changed her fishing skills from amateur to ordinary. .

The deputies in the domain of the gods are not very detailed, it is judged by the player's activities.

For example, whether you are catching fish or shrimps, it will automatically determine that you are fishing. . . No matter if you plucked a blade of grass unintentionally or deliberately, it will automatically assume that you are collecting herbs...

In short, as the SMD company advertises, they will not artificially interfere with the player's game. All the operations of the game are controlled and run independently by a person called the creator.

In the game, both the level of hunger and the degree of damage suffered when fighting monsters are made very realistic.

If you feel hungry and don't eat right away, your body's various functions will decrease as your hunger value decreases, and you may even faint in the end. The damage value is based on the pain felt by the injury in reality, which is truly reproduced.

Of course, taking into account the different levels of pain that each player bears, the pain can be adjusted freely at the beginning of the game. When Ji Lige first enters the game, the pain is adjusted to the lowest level. After all, the degree of injury is equivalent to the degree of mosquito bites compared to the degree of being stabbed alive, so fools would choose the second one.

On Ji Lige's side, he was practicing his collection technique frantically, and then made a series of delicacies with the collected.

And Ji Yanzhi's side—

Well, the season leader in this life is Pipi Ji, who is very happy.

He didn't fight monsters and leveled up, but wove a broken fishing net numbly, and fished small fish in the scarlet and black river water.

A green spot fish

A crab

A crab

A crayfish

A golden dragon fish...

The personal system prompt of ‘you caught xxx’ kept ringing.

Ji Yanzhi leisurely changed the squatting posture to sitting.

He continued to put the broken fishing net in the weird river water, waiting for the fish, shrimp and crabs to throw themselves into the net.

The time passed by minute and second, and soon four hours of game time passed.

Ji Yanzhi's belly sounded a ‘grumbling’ sound in response to the occasion. It can be seen that this game is really realistic enough to take into account the physiological needs of normal people.

Ji Yanzhishounet began to take out a handful of, um, choose the first-level broken dagger presented by the assassin profession, and began to smash the fishes, shrimps and crabs.

The original owner's own life skills are not good, it belongs to the kind of waste material that mixes and feeds.

As for the boss of Ji, although he began to move closer to the original owner's personal settings after he arrived, his decathlon was not something that he could lose if he wanted to.

After cooking the fish, shrimp and crab skillfully, Ji Yanzhi started to cook fish skillfully by the river.

At this time, Ji Yanzhi felt melancholy inexplicably. I think he (the original owner) in real life, besides cooking instant noodles, is the skill of instant noodles. In the game, he even started to grill fish. He himself admires himself to death.

Just when Ji Yanzhiwang grilled fish sighed thousands of times, a black shadow suddenly appeared behind him and patted him heavily, and then sighed how delicious it is!

"That's what I made, will it not fragrant?"

Just sprinkling a layer of coarse salt on it, not even sprinkling the spices, Ji Yanzhi started to be proud of it.

But when he finished sighing about his good craftsmanship and prepared to mail the grilled fish he made to the old sister in the form of a package, he saw an afterimage passing by, and all the grilled fish standing by the fire disappeared.

Ji Yanzhi squinted his eyes abruptly, looked back suddenly, and found that on a huge boulder not far behind him, there was an old man with gray beard and dirty clothes squatting on it and devouring grilled fish...

Forget it, the question is you, can you complain about it while eating it, in fact, the taste is not so delicious, okay.

Ji Yanzhi started to have blue veins on his forehead, and said very uncomfortably. "I'm sorry, my bad craftsmanship makes you laugh."

As soon as Ji Yanzhi said this, the old man with white beard waved his hand casually. "Next time you work hard, and remember to shave the gills clean."

Ji Yan was dumb, and then asked a question. "Does grilling fish need gills?"

The old man with white beard began to black line. "Don't you need it? I also said that the things I make by myself are very delicious, and people who don't even know the basic operations that need to be done to grill fish, talk about the craftsmanship."

"If it doesn't taste good, you still eat cleanly, obviously you don't want to admit it!"

Ji Yan snorted coldly, and caught the old white beard who wanted to run after jumping off the boulder with a cold sweat and a guilty conscience. "Bring things, whatever they are, bring them to me anyway. Do you think you can run away without paying the price? Do you look down on yourself or me."

The old man with white beard: "..."

Old man with white beard: "What do you want?"

Ji Yanzhi: "What can you give me?"

Ji Yanzhi raised his eyebrows. After a few awkward coughs, the old white beard said in a very formal tone. "Hello, new adventurer of the Protoss, I am a novice receptionist..."

"Oh, I don't seem to be surprised at all, not surprised at all!"

Ji Yanzhi glanced calmly at the old man with white beard, stood in front of him with his arms around his chest, watched silently without saying a word, and signaled the old man with white beard to start his performance.

"..." A trace of embarrassment flashed across the face of the old man with white beard: "...So, I will give you a task next, as long as you can complete it, you can get rich novice rewards."

Ji Yanzhi still put his hands around his chest, staring at him calmly, without any intention to speak. So the old man with white beard began to sweat frantically, his expression wanted to be unsmiling, very embarrassing, and it took a long time before he said in anger.

"Don't you feel the surprise?"

Ji Yanzhi glanced at him again and snorted coldly. "What surprises a wretched novice receptionist, if you have to surprise me, please reward me directly."

The old man with white beard: "...This is a system regulation."

Ji Yanzhi: "This rule is unreasonable. Why is there a task to get novice rewards. As a novice receptionist, you stole my fish and criticized my cooking skills, do you know? God Realm Future Your master chef was ruthlessly killed by you."

—This hat is a bit secure!

The old man with white beard was in a cold sweat. "So you think..."

At this time, Ji Yanzhi spread his hand directly and stretched out in front of the old man with white beard and said. "Get the novice reward!"

The old man with white beard twitched his mouth, resignedly took out an egg from his arms and handed it to Ji Yanzhi. "Here you are, novice mission!"

"Egg? Pet egg?"

After the old man with white beard nodded, Ji Yanzhi took it with a smile, and finally waved his handkerchief farewell to the old man with white beard.

The old man with white beard: "..."

Ji Yanzhi turned around and wanted to leave, the old man with white beard suddenly looked anxious, and quickly grabbed Ji Yanzhi.

"Wait, I am your personal mentor. The novice receptionist's duties are not only to help the newly born adventurers understand, but also to guide their entry duties, so..."

"So..." At this time, Ji Yanzhi had a bad feeling in his heart. He squinted at the old man with white beard. "Actually, I respect the elderly very much. I never kill an old thing that thinks I am a human but is actually inferior to a dog."

The old man with white beard: "..."

Taking a deep breath, the old white beard gritted his teeth and said, "Adventurer, do you want to take the mission?"

Ji Yanzhi shrugged and said lazily: "You said it."

"So your entry task is... to help me collect 20 women's underwear, regardless of race."

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

—Where is my knife, what about my knife that specializes in killing old perverted ones?

The corners of Ji Yanzhi's mouth began to twitch fiercely. He looked at the white beard who was smiling more and more wretchedly, and finally raised his **** into the sky unbearably.

"I really want to kill you with a knife..."

Ji Yan didn’t finish his words. I saw a thunder in the sky full of clear skies, and a bolt of lightning struck the drinking water not far before Ji Yan, and the fish in the water floated and twitched. .

Seeing this scene, Ji Yanzhi calmly retracted his middle finger, whistling and ran to the stream, happily picking up the fish, without being frightened by the thunder.

It's time to say whether this person is nervous or he has inherited the original owner's embarrassing attributes. He quickly forgot the grudge with the old man with white beard, and the two squatted together and happily grabbed the fish.

"The grilled fish should be like this...like this..."

Ji Yanzhi's mouth twitched, and finally couldn't help kicking the old man with white beard. "...Die a little, your claws are so dirty, do you want to poison me with food?"

Baibeard rubbed his **** and squatted sadly by the river to wash his hands.

At this time, Ji Yanzhi glanced intently, his eyes widened suddenly, a little unbelievable.

Good guy, this old man with white beard hasn't washed his hands in a few years, and the black mud almost stained the river water. Of course this is an exaggeration, and the not exaggeration is...

"Is your hand washing poisoning the little fish in the river?"

Ji Yanzhi was dumbfounded at the small fishes floating on the surface of the stream, turning white belly and spitting out foam, which...what is the poisonous dirty hand? Ji Yanzhi was a little puzzled, why he didn't poison himself to death when he ate grilled fish with his dirty hands just now.

"Ah..." The old man with white beard noticed Ji Yanzhi's shocked look, and shook his head triumphantly. "You know that I am also a top-notch assassin, how can I be afraid of this..."

"...Scum, you are definitely a shame in the assassin world." Ji Yanzhi took a deep breath. "No, it should be said that you are the shame of the entire demon race. I am destined to become the most shining star in the demon assassin world. Resolutely be ashamed of you."

The old man with white beard: "..."

The old man with white beard started to twitch at the corner of his mouth. After staring for a few moments, he stuffed all the grilled fish that Ji Yanzhi had taken away into his stomach.

The old man with white beard pointed at the road crossing on the side of the village and said in a sighing tone. "Child...Go, new adventures are about to unfold under your feet..."

Ji Yanzhi's forehead began to show blue veins: "What are you dreaming about. Brother, such a pure and innocent person, would steal you women's underwear? How about 20 special?"

"You are hungry, so you have no motivation?" The old man with white beard didn't feel ashamed at all, and he opened his mouth to lie. "Don't you have two slices of bread from the system **** in your bag? It's just to fill your stomach..."

After Ji Yanzhi's eyelids twitched, he suppressed the urge to squash his mentor, he took out the hard bread from his space backpack, and then, after all, he still put the hard bread. As a murder weapon, he began to beat the old man with white beard.

"Oh oh oh, don't fight, I will give you another piece of equipment, unbound, freely tradeable equipment."

Ji Yanzhi heard the words and ended.

The old white-bearded man with his head trembling said: "In order to ensure that your mission is foolproof, I have decided to give you a piece of self-defense clothes..." When Ji Yanzhi raised his eyebrows slightly, the white beard smiled. Take out a fiery red dress...

The blue veins on Ji Yanzhi’s forehead began to beat constantly. If he hadn’t lost his memory, he should be an assassin hiding in the dark and giving people a cold knife. What happened...

"I said, my apprentice, don’t underestimate it. This is a dance suit with superior defense power. You are basically invincible when you wear it. This is convenient for you to avoid being hacked to death after the task is successful... You see, the teacher is right. How nice you are, so don't let me down on the mission!"

Ji Yanzhi took the fiery red dance clothes from the old man with white beard in his stiff movements. And just as Ji Yanzhi suppressed his anger, and when he was silently preparing to turn around and leave, the old man with white beard let out a desperate sigh.

"So good body, why don't you change your clothes in front of me, it's a shame!"

—Fuck, this old pervert.

—Well, he didn't seem to change his gender when he entered the game.

Ji Yanzhi began to make fists with both hands and slammed to the old man with white beard. After a while, the old man with white beard successfully sublimated. From a state of being able to die to being half-dead.

"I want to take advantage of my advantage, I don't want to live anymore!"

Even if it is a game, can one person take advantage of his season boss? And it's still a male who wants to be accounted for by the same gender.

Ji Yanzhi smiled gloomily, and ran over the old man with white beard by the way, then turned around and walked outside the village decisively. And just as Ji Yanzhi stepped out of the village, the unwilling voice of the old white beard came from behind. "Apprentice, remember to wear it to your instructor when you come back from the mission!"

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

—Emma, ​​this old pervert, who has to do such a disgusting task.

—He is here to play the game, not let the game play his, OK!

Ji Yanzhi, who was raging in his heart, was too lazy to pay attention to the old white-bearded man who was lying on the ground in mud and not giving up so much, and went straight out of Xinshou Village.

Ji Yanzhi walked aimlessly, and soon came to a completely unfamiliar forest.

Ji Yanzhi quickly called up the map to check.

After careful identification, Ji Yanzhi found the name of this completely unfamiliar forest—Dark Night Forest.

The name is very popular, it is probably the tone of the demon world.

Ji Yanzhi didn't care either, mainly studying what monsters were in it.

He certainly wouldn't do such a weird entry task.

The big deal is that he spends a lot of gold coins to re-choose a profession, and he won’t be able to play assassin. Who really wants to play a game and still be played by the game?

After thinking about it, Ji Yanzhi didn't have the idea of ​​going through the dark forest to fight monsters and upgrade.

He held his cheeks and sat on the ground casually, seemingly deep but wandering again.

After a while, Ji Yanzhi opened the communication plane and began to use the name @素夜私语 on the world channel.

No one responded, Ji Yanzhi frowned and thought for a while, then quit the game.

Ji Yanzhi took off the game sensor helmet and glanced at the place where Ji Lige was, and found that Ji Lige could not quit the game for a while, so he simply turned on the computer and started codewords.

Ji Yanzhi does not intend to lose the original owner's ‘work’.

To put it bluntly, the original owner ate and waited to die, and the dream of being free and rich and leisure was destined to Ji Yanzhi not going out to find any serious work.

Besides his old sister, Ji Lige still runs a milk tea shop next to the university. Aside from other things, at least the money earned in a month is enough for their brothers and sisters to live comfortably. Well, the money earned by the original owner’s ‘work’ should be ignored. It is small money, pocket money. Therefore, as a top hacker, Ji Yan insists on the codeword at the speed of twenty words per minute.

An hour soon passed, Ji Lige took off his helmet, glanced at Ji Yanzhi who was ‘working hard’ and went to the kitchen instead.

"Brother, come and help chopping vegetables."

"Oh!"

Ji Yanzhi responded and clicked the save button for the document, and then lazily walked into the kitchen, helping to wash and choose dishes while Ji Lige was washing rice and cooking.

Ji Yanzhi: "Sister, what is the name of your game? Why didn't you respond when I called on the Demon World Channel?"

Ji Lige: "Su Ye whispered. I am in the Protoss. Of course you can't find me in the Demon."

As expected, Ji Yanzhi's heart was stunned, and he looked at Ji Lige blankly. "Why did you go to the Protoss."

Ji Lige replied with dull eyes: "It must be because I entered the game the wrong way."

"Who believes in you, you must have done something wretched behind my back, so that everyone will choose the side of the Protoss."

With a twitch of Ji Lige's mouth, the vegetables in his hand snapped. He looked back at Ji Yanzhi and said in a very serious tone. "Brother smelly, how do you talk. Why don't you believe that I am preparing to become the pride of the Protoss, that's why..."

"I believe you..." Ji Yanzhi watched Ji Lige's answer vigorously. "I believe you will become a protoss... ashamed."

"Hey..." Ji Lige glared at Ji Yan, and then continued to wash the rice with dullness.

At that time, she didn’t know why she wanted to take off her pants. Could it be that her mind was flooded, or she remembered that most of the missions in "The Realm of the Gods" were played by game company employees. rumor.

Forget it, don't think about it, anyway, she has already paid the ‘price’ for the ‘impulse’ at the time. I didn’t see that the two of them were in the God Realm and the Devil Realm, so they couldn’t communicate with each other temporarily.

While frowning, Ji Lige cooked the rice very neatly, and suddenly said, "Brother, how about choosing to fall into the sky after I successfully joined the job?"

"Okay!" Ji Yanzhi is still lazily washing the dishes: "Anyway, the old lady will be the No. 1 in the Demon World. And she still doesn't follow the ordinary style." Maybe he will follow Ji Li. The different characters in the song list will be inconsistent with the old perverts he encountered in the game today.