Counterattack Into a Male God

Chapter 143: Online dating, is it now? (03)

The rice was quickly simmered in the rice cooker, and Ji Lige started cooking.

Don't look at Ji Lige, this woman is very different, she often does a lot of embarrassing things behind Ji Yanzhi, but she is a good wife and mother. At least he was taking care of his younger brother, and it was very good to take care of him directly as a first-degree handicapped (referring to eating and waiting to die).

Soon the food was put on the table, and the three dishes and one soup were very rich for the brothers and sisters.

Ji Yanzhi lazily took the rice one by one, just to fill his stomach.

Ji Lige is much more elegant, or when facing Ji Yanzhi, he is very elegant.

"My brother, do you know?" Ji Lige suddenly ‘gracefully’ said: "I found that I can change my attributes in the game. I only slightly...just a little bit of it, so I can broaden my mind."

Ji Yanzhi glanced at Ji Lige, which is comparable to an airport, with only A, and lazily said: "The holographic online game locks in your DNA. You can freely adjust it according to your real situation. In this principle, you You can adjust your appearance and body shape freely. Of course, no **** change is provided."

"Yeah, brother, how did you know?"

Ji Yanzhi glanced at Ji Lige and pointed to the manual on the side of the table.

Ji Yanzhi: "With this as a prerequisite, of course you can broaden your mind. In fact, you can adjust your facial features to look like a man."

Ji Lige black line: "...Big breasts, but looks like a man, what is this not a ladyboy?"

"Only the Thai side can produce real shemales. Here, huh." The lazy Ji Yanzhi's mouth said silently dead words: "...we guess that we can only...produce abnormalities here."

Ji Lige paused with his chopsticks in his hand, and suddenly said to his soul: "My brother, you said this today, is it because... your inferior character caused you to encounter very bad things, such as abnormal things. ."

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

This is the siblings who depend on each other and know each other very well.

Just as Ji Yanzhi knows that Ji Lige is different on the table, he likes to show maturity in front of him; Ji Lige also knows that Ji Yanzhi’s character is very poor. Literally, it means that in Ji Yanzhi's growth process, he will always encounter all kinds of weird and even abnormal things.

It can be said that the original owner, a young man who grew up under the red flag and stood upright, is lazy, has no fighting spirit, and just thinks about eating and waiting to die. The'exotic character' accounted for at least 70%.

It's a very young life.

Thinking of that **** entry mission, Ji Yanzhi has the urge to ruin the world.

Ji Yanzhi grinds his teeth and tells the story of his game experience, but in exchange for Ji Lige to ignore her elegant image in front of Ji Yanzhi, he laughed and hammered the table.

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

——This is my sister, he...bears it.

After having dinner and putting everything in order, Ji Lige called last Ji Yanzhi and put on the induction helmet at the same time, and logged into the game together.

Looking at the bright spring of God Realm, Ji Lige squatted by the city gate, holding his jaw in his hands, looking at the scenery of people coming and going, and began to think about a very serious question.

"How on earth can I fall to heaven smoothly! The smelly brother still needs me to protect his virginity at all times. I can't let the smelly brother who has worked so hard to raise his innocence by the bad old man!"

Far away in the Demon Realm, Ji Yanzhi, who was in a daze looking at the dark night forest, sneezed a long series of sneezes.

——This familiar feeling of cold, it must be Ji Lige who is acting as a demon behind his back.

Ji Yanzhi rubbed his nose, began to explore the package, and began to skillfully make a campfire and grill fish. Ji Yanzhi has a hunch that he will be the first person to play the game of tribal hegemony into a game of farming life.

Hey, this thought makes it interesting to think about it.

"The soul of grilled fish is cumin, chili noodles."

One of Ji Yan's babbling words, while sprinkling cumin and chili noodles on the grilled fish noodles, and then skillfully tumbling the grilled fish.

As a big man who has decided to change his career as a life player, Ji Yanzhi finally recovered the feeling of the previous "survival in the wilderness", grilling the fish tumbling on the bonfire so that it is tender on the outside and tender on the inside.

And just as Ji Yanzhi started to deal with grilled fish, a beautiful NPC braving an exclamation point suddenly appeared in the haystack in front.

The beautiful NPC looked straight at Ji Yanzhi without speaking, as if waiting for Ji Yanzhi to speak.

But the question is, is Ji Yanzhi the kind of good boy who understands politeness and has a pure personality so that he is shy when he meets people? So Ji Yanzhi ignored the beautiful NPC and continued to eat his grilled fish.

A row of ellipsis began to cross the beautiful NPC's forehead.

"Are you a new adventurer?" the beautiful NPC still opened the mouth after all.

"Asking knowingly," Ji Yanzhi said coolly.

The beauty NPC's forehead began to crumble. This player is really rude, how can he look at people with the eyes of "Are you an idiot?" I knew... I knew she shouldn't have been encouraged by her brother to play the quest NPC. This is the first player to'receive', that's it...

The beautiful NPC is indescribable, anyway, it just feels that Ji Yanzhi's brain has a hole.

Playing games, especially those involving three races for hegemony, are all eager to lean on swords and fight for justice, but the season is different. After encountering the perverted mission proposed by the wretched old man, Ji Yanzhi has a salty fish mentality, and he is ready to complete a casual farming game with a standard camp battle blood game. How can he care about the problematic NPC at first glance.

Even if she is really pretty, but the game, besides the monster NPC that must be killed, who is ugly of humanoid creatures.

If the beautiful NPC "persist" again, the next sentence of Ji Yan is a pink skull, and it will not be adulterated at all.

Fortunately, the beautiful NPC didn't bother with Ji Yanzhi's "contempt". After a few fake coughs, she spoke in a very tangled tone. ,.

"Can you fold a sea blue flower for me and give it to my dear Nadia? She works as a civil servant in the city of Ert."

Civil servants?

Ji Yanzhi's mouth twitched, he was speechless with a black line on his head!

Let's not talk about the profession of this beautiful NPC, just talk about her dear Nadia, isn't this the girl's name?

Let me first explain that she is not despising Lace, but the traits of other people's poor quality should be used to play a role.

However, it is reasonable to think about the beautiful NPC releasing him the errand task of "Send the sweetheart flower". This beautiful NPC is always guarding against all female creatures, close to her friend Ji, so he came to him. A 100% pure master.

"Orange in the orange."

Ji Yanzhi murmured secretly, and then reminded himself not to think about the fact that some of them are gone, and they should agree. Such tasks should be rewarded more or less.

The development afterwards was really as Ji Yanzhi guessed. When Ji Yanzhi nodded and agreed, the beautiful NPC took out another letter and said. "If you can help me read this letter to her, you will be rewarded more generously."

When Ji Yanzhi heard the generous reward, he raised his brows unmoved.

"How good can it be? Let me say it first, I don't despise you, but I really think how rich the task of guiding the NPC for the novice can be?"

Beauty NPC: "...You speak so straightforwardly, aren't you afraid of being sacked and slapped on the road on the road?"

"...Who dares?"

Ji Yanzhi said this with a smile, but the beautiful NPC still heard a gloomy voice.

After thinking about it, the beautiful NPC said: "My name is Xiao Jiu, I have time to contact offline."

"Don't pretend to be an NPC." Ji Yanzhi squinted his eyes slightly: "But the name Xiao Hao, hey, how does it sound familiar!"

"Familiar?" The beautiful NPC, no, it should be Xiao Jiu who looked up and down Ji Yan. Apart from that handsome face, the figure and body are indeed quite familiar. But Xiao Hao was pretty sure that there was no one with the ID of "There is a little chicken" among her dogs.

So the question came, Xiao Jiu asked thoughtfully: "Your name."

Ji Yanzhi glanced diagonally and answered honestly: "There is a little chicken."

Xiao Hato shoots the green veins: "I'm asking about your real name in reality."

"Oh, you can ask directly. As for that kind of circumstance?"

Ji Yan didn't feel that he had misunderstood at all, so he throw the pot on Xiao Hato very rudely. Xiao Jiu died speechless, but fortunately, there are NPC rules restricting her, otherwise she will really put on a scene of beating the player.

Little Hato took a deep breath, took another deep breath, and rolled up his sleeves by the way, still making a move that he wanted to beat someone.

"Ji Yanzhi, my name is Ji Yanzhi." Ji Yanzhi knew the current affairs and said, "You are Lin Jiu. My old sister's good friend Ji."

"It's you stinky boy." Lin Jiuhe said and began to look up and down Ji Yanzhi, "You are playing games, what about your sister?"

"She is in the God Realm!" Ji Yanzhi said weakly.

Lin Jiu's eyes widened in surprise. "God Realm? No, according to my daughter-in-law, I can't wait to tie you to the waistband for twenty hours a day. I'm afraid that you will not walk with eyes long and you will crawl into the sewer. Why would you choose God Realm?"

When he said this, Lin Jiu stopped suddenly, and his eyes widened in a little astonishment.

"Wait, Li Ge, she won't do anything scumbag, so she doesn't dare to appear in the Demon Realm for the time being."

But the problem is that the game hasn't been released for a few days, what scumbag can do.

As a good friend of Ji, he didn't understand at first, but after thinking about it carefully, Lin Jiu wanted to understand that Ji Lige's inconsistent woman must have done something extraordinary.

Lin Jiu touched his forehead, and said with some headaches: "Although the function of angel falling from the sky will be opened, it is the late game, and it is impossible in the early stage."

Ji Yanzhi nodded and said: "I know the temper of the old sister. I guess she is not thinking about leveling now. Then the problem is coming. I remember that the aquamarine flowers in your mission can be seen everywhere in the Demon Realm, but the God Realm has one. Not at all."

Lin Jiu nodded, and the pair of demon wings swayed slightly behind him, creating a mysterious beauty.

"So you mean..."

"Find a way to get my sister to take on this task!"

"Huh? Are you sure?" Lin Jiu frowned and thought: "I remember the God Realm has the same quest NPC as me, and the newbie quests released are also to give players something to their beloved. However, the gift is not sea blue flowers, but Tianya grass. ."

"The Devil Realm sends flowers, and the God Realm sends grass?" Ji Yanzhi raised his eyebrows in surprise. "It's really antagonistic. But I still insist on seeing it, because it's my old sister's personality. Those who can't do the task honestly, will definitely be a demon."

Lin Jiu nodded in agreement. That's right, her daughter-in-law, Comrade Ji Lige, is a very different person who loves to be a demon. Obviously, it looks intellectual and generous on the outside, mature and elegant, but on the inside, no, no, no, it should be said that it is really a rare embarrassing product in a century.

Lin Jiu can come up with a general idea without thinking about what things the embarrassment can do.

"I'll make arrangements." Lin Jiu paused, but said: "You also do the task honestly. The task is really rewarding."

"Well, it depends on the face of the old lady. I won't lie down."

Ji Yanzhi took the pink envelope that suddenly appeared in Lin Jiu's hand, and went to look for Hailanhua in mourning.

At the same time, on the side of God Realm, Ji Lige felt very excited when he heard that he would be rewarded for doing the ‘Love Letter’ task. Almost pretending to be a Venus, he took the pink envelope from the handsome NPC, and without turning his head back, he ran to look for the end of the world grass.

And Ji Yanzhi, who did this, did not hear what the handsome NPC said after the time limit that must be delivered before noon, and there will be more severe punishments if the mission fails.

Ji Lige quickly left the Angel City and came to the quiet jungle.

Quiet jungle bushes, in the bright space, all kinds of animals happily play Huaner. Ji Lige, who has been successfully employed as a pastor, didn't feel scared about it. She was like a curious child, running to the depths of the quiet jungle, looking around and looking around.

Due to the cheating setting of the game "Domains of the Gods", in an unknown map, Wanjia must touch the object to know the specific name of the object. Therefore, after the waste of many flowers and plants, Ji Lige is finally here. Find the quest item named Tianyacao beside a small bush.

"It's really hard to find...oh..."

Tianya grass is emerald green, and it is the grass that Tianya people love to collect for weaving hats.

Isn't it a very special hobby?

Anyway, when Ji Lige knew about this, he printed a big embarrassment directly on his forehead. No matter how good-looking the emerald green straw hat, she couldn't wear it anyway, she would never wear it for a lifetime.

Suddenly thinking of this, Ji Lige sighed.

She adopted the method of ‘cutting the grass and removing the roots’, harvesting all the grass in the world where she could see, and stuffing it into the parcel. And just when Ji Lige's hands were smashing the grass, he suddenly ran past a rough guy with the ID of ‘Golden Bear’.

Ji Lige squatted on the ground, looked up and glanced at the rough man standing in front of him, wearing a silver gleaming leather armor, and blinked in confusion.

"Oh, handsome man, do you want to rob money or rob sex? There is no robbing... If you are a rookie, I am still a newcomer and I have protection from a newcomer, so you can't get rid of **** either."

Gazebo: "..."

Gushing sweat, he said in a very righteous manner. "I'm not interested in girls with big breasts."

Ji Lige: "..."

——Oh, my brother, this is the first time she has been praised for her childlike breasts.

Ji Lige blushed inexplicably, although she was very comfy in front of people she didn't know, but at this moment her heart was still quite shy.

And Ji Lige also discovered that, although "Gai Shi Ko Xiong" spoke very seriously, she still keenly saw a touch of shyness from the "Gai Shi Ko Xiong" face.

Such innocence does not fit the image of a rough man at all!

Ji Lige dragged his cheeks, adopted the famous "Asian squat" method, and flipped through the business card of "Gai Shi Gou Xiong". Level 55, Protoss assassin, currently ranked seventh in the Protoss master list.

Very powerful guy, he reached level 55 after only a few days of running the game, and he was still an assassin by profession. Ji Lige touched his chin. She remembered that her stinky brother seemed to have said he was playing the assassin.

Generally speaking, no matter what game it is, it is best to level up for a wizard, followed by melee occupations such as warrior assassin, and nursery...It can only be said that if you choose to practice alone, then you'd better wash and sleep!

Ji Ligetuo looked at the ‘Golden Bear’, thinking about what he meant to say hello to his new newcomer.

"Well, beauty, do you have time..." Ge Shiguxiong scratched his hair and said suddenly.

Ji Lige glanced at him, ignored him, and continued to harvest grass from the end of the world. Earlier, she wanted to complain. People from the Celestial Clan thought it was a ghost if they didn't know it, and there was no sound of footsteps. .

"Beauty, handsome guy leading the team, do you need to bring it? You can get up to level 20 in one hour."

"Free?" Ji Lige glanced at him suspiciously. Well, he looks like a gentleman with good clothes, do you want to believe him?

"Well, it's free!"

Ge Shiguxiong scratched his head and smiled at Ji Lige in a coquettish posture.

It's a pity that his appearance is a rough man, so in Ji Lige's view, his image is not a peacock at all, but a big bear suddenly and very humane to wink you.

Ji Lige suddenly got goose bumps all over his body.

No pie in the sky, but traps on the ground are everywhere.

Ji Lige thought that she was a newcomer, she wanted money but no money, and she wanted equipment but no equipment. Where did he fancy, did he really fancy his own appearance? Well, just to be careful, I'd better agree to him!

"Will you give away the equipment?" Looking at the silver light on his body and JP's equipment, Ji Lige's eyes flashed with stars.

The terrible black thread said immediately. "I don't have any equipment, but you can touch the body?"

"Let me touch it?" Ji Lige stood up and said after slapping the dirt on his body, looking at him with contempt. "You are so wretched! Where is the leveling location, don't hesitate to show sister the way."

The terrible bear continues the black line. "Miss, continue with me!"

Listening to his name, Ji Lige raised his head proudly. "Since you said that, I will accept you, little brother."

The shining dog bears decisively turned his head, turned around, and walked in front of him silently, but his heart was filled with enthusiasm, didn't he just want to do a daily task? How do I feel like I've found a jerk.

…………

The mountain is so high, the wind is so big, the monster is so tall and strong.

Under the scorching sun, Ji Lige sighed as he stood on the base of the **** outpost. There was no reason, because just ten steps away from the front of Ji Lige, an assassin was holding two daggers with cold light in both hands, swiftly shuttled among the monsters, brandishing a fatal blow from behind the monsters.

I saw an enemy screamed and fell with every dagger he swung.

The dagger was not stained with blood, and the man exuded a murderous air. The feeling that made people stunned, just as the assassin's cold eyes without emotions at this time made people frightened.

Only in a moment, he screamed and fell, and the corpses were everywhere.

It's really amazing! Ji Lige raised his head and sighed, then lowered his head to continue the action in his hand.

Well, well, this equipment is good, sister can finally get rid of the commoner sent by the system. Ji Lige, who was feeling very rippling, put on the clothes immediately.

Hmm, uh! Whose weapon is this hammer, it's so wretched, no one uses a hammer! Thinking like this, Ji Lige took the weapon in front of his eyes, and suddenly his eyebrows twitched.

? ? ? why! It was actually used by the nanny!

Ji Lige covered his face, stood up with a hammer in his hand, followed behind the'Gaishi Koxiong' decisively, constantly waving the hammer.

Furious you chrysanthemum! Furious you chrysanthemum!

He gestured with a hammer in one hand, and continued to touch the corpse with the other. With great difficulty, after the "Golden Bear" had dealt with the last enemy, when he looked back and saw Ji Li's actions in singer Zhong, he couldn't help but black lines.

"Su Ye Xiange, what are you doing!"

"Nothing! Am I practicing?" Ji Lige replied calmly. Such a trivial action, I will never admit it.

If one hour is long or short, it will pass quickly. Ji Lige quickly reached level 18. Although he didn't reach level 20 as ‘Ghost Bear’ said, for the wet nurse with weak attack power, this level of upgrade was really fast.

"Well, the time is up, I should go."

Standing on a huge boulder, the ‘Gearless Bear’ said goodbye to Ji Lige in a graceful manner.

Ji Lige said, after adding his friend, he started talking again: "Would you like to join our legion?"

"Uh, for the Legion, please let me think about it."

Ge Shiguxiong nodded, jumped off the boulder and left without saying a word.

Taking a look at the back of his departure, Ji Lige, with a hilarious smile, rushed to the grocery store and sold all the equipment she didn't use.

After the sale, Ji Lige looked at the many gold coins in his pocket and sighed again and again. This money is too fast!

However, the so-called happiness creates sorrow, just when Liu Su was secretly complacent about his harvest today, someone behind her patted her heavily on the shoulder.

"Who!" Ji Lige said very uncomfortably. When she turned her head, a drop of cold sweat suddenly hung on her forehead. I saw that handsome NPC guy who wanted her to deliver the letter appeared behind her at some point, his eyes burning with angry flames staring at her.

"Have you completed the task of sending the letter!"