Counterattack Into a Male God

Chapter 144: Online dating, is it now? (04)

Ji Lige inspected the grass that had withered and shook his head. The upgrade was too fast, and she was so happy that she forgot to have such a task. (PS: Actually it feels good to touch the corpse, I simply forgot everything)

"Since the mission is not completed, then accept the punishment!" The handsome NPC sneered and said to Ji Lige again and again.

Seeing the heavy shadows on the handsome NPC's face, Ji Lige swallowed and turned around to run. He is a newcomer, so he should not punish him!

"Do you think you can run away? Go to the Demon Race's territory to find a plant called sea blue grass and bring it back, otherwise you will stay in the Demon Race forever!"

Ji Lige: "..."

Knowing this a long time ago, it was better to directly choose the role of the demon. He, an 18th-level Celestial rookie, would die if he went to the Demon Race's territory! Brother!

The handsome NPC didn't give Ji Lige any opportunity to explain at all. He carried Ji Lige's back collar like an eagle carrying a chicken. Opened a door of time in front of Ji Lige with the free hand, and threw Ji Lige in. At this time, just listen to a miserable cry from the gate of time and space.

"Sister will definitely be back!"

At the same time, Ji Yanzhi, who was fishing in an Asian squat position, suddenly felt an itchy nose. He rubbed his nose, then a series of sneezes made his tears come out.

"The dark clouds are shining on the top, it must be something bad about to happen."

"What's bad?"

Lin Jiu, who was wearing the ‘Lingjiu Tianxia’ ID, sat next to Ji Yanzhi: “Why don’t you go for a job change mission.”

Ji Yanzhi turned his gaze silently and looked at Lin Jiu deeply.

"If you don't go, you don't want to go, and you won't go to death."

Lin Jiu: "????? Generally, when you kill monsters, you will explode job-changing items."

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

——Because of this, he didn't want to fight monsters. He can imagine that when the monsters touch the corpse, the system prompts are all ‘have you picked up the **** (species) underwear? ’

Ji Yanzhi couldn't accept this fact, so he didn't go to fight monsters at all. Just complete the life player with your own game number. It's not fishing or gathering every day. In short, it was a warm and peaceful life, but in Lin Jiu's view, it moved the old-age life into the game ahead of time.

Lin Jiu can't help, but he is also the younger brother of her good sister. She would call out "brother" when she sees him on weekdays. Even if this SMD game company has his shares, Lin Jiu can't do anything with Ji's words, or with the brothers and sisters who have never taken the usual path.

Lin Jiu sighed weakly; "No matter what life is, I have experience in fishing and gathering anyway. Look at you, now it's level five!"

Ji Yanzhi nodded, still squatting down by the river to fish in an Asian squatting posture.

"You go to level up. I am already a buddha in the fight between the rivers and lakes. It's good to be a leisurely and comfortable life player."

Lin Jiu: "...The brother, you are free, I will go to the level, and then try to become the backer of my daughter-in-law."

Ji Yanzhi: "Oh."

Seriously, Ji Yanzhi couldn't understand the sisterhood between Ji Lige and Lin Jiu. Said it is a girlfriend, but the daughter-in-law and the long-term daughter-in-law call shortly all day long. It's no wonder that after seeing Ji Lige and Lin Jiu get along, the adjective of orange is always in his mind.

Forget it, don't worry about this, anyway, Ji Yanzhi is very clear in his heart that these two goods are just verbal ambiguities, but in fact they are 100% pure girlfriends.

But Lin Jiu's brother, Lin Hao, is still Lin Ranlai.

It seems to be very special to Ji Lige, a woman who is inconsistent.

So the question is, whether the man who appeared in Ji Lige's online dating is Lin Hao or Lin Ran.

If it's not him, who is it?

Ji Yanzhi's heart was numb, but his face was still lazy, fishing lazily.

Pull the fishing rod in about half a minute.

Fully automatic, not necessarily catching fish, but it's really leisurely and comfortable.

A few hours later, Ji Yanzhi fished several kilograms of crabs, which were black in appearance. There are also several catties of shiny red crayfish. Ji Yanzhi was not very satisfied, even his face was black and black. Because Ji Yanzhi never thought about completing the perverted job transfer task, he dragged his feet and did not expect that when he was fishing, he caught 20 XX.

"..."

A series of swear words rushed out uncontrollably.

Ji Yanzhi has no idea to play this game at all.

He has a strong temper, not only eats soft but not hard, but no matter who, even the NPC in the game, can’t compulsorily stipulate what he must do. Anyway, when he plays the game, he intends to follow the old sister Ji Lige at first.

did not expect……

A thousand sentences never expected to describe Ji Yanzhi's **** psychology.

The old sister in his life is so unreliable.

Ji Yanzhi slammed the fishing rod directly, and he didn't want the alive fish, shrimps and crabs, so he just believed it.

Ji Lige, who was kicked into the space-time tunnel and waited to fall into the demon world, was also very depressed off the assembly line.

Ji Yanzhi is boiling milk tea in the kitchen.

Looking at Ji Li's song, he didn't lift his head and said, "Sister, there is no more food in the refrigerator."

"Well, I'll buy it tomorrow if I have time, and if I'm not available, you will buy it, my brother."

Ji Lige naturally opened the refrigerator and found that, as Ji Yanzhi said, there were only a few cabbages except for a few eggs.

"Eat instant noodles in the morning." Ji Lige said calmly. "My brother, you have to understand that eggs and cabbage can't develop a foundation."

Ji Yanzhi gave her a white look, then turned off the heat, and poured two cups of milk tea from the casserole.

"Go to bed after drinking. I have to get up early to open a shop tomorrow."

Ji Lige nodded, then waited for a while, drank a cup of milk tea that was almost cold, and went back to sleep.

Ji Yanzhi drank milk tea and ate biscuits, and watched TV for a while. Then when the hand of the clock pointed to twenty-three (11 o'clock), Ji Yanzhi yawned and went to sleep in the room.

Since their biological father cheated and the biological mother jumped off the building to commit suicide, they broke off their relationship with the ruthless biological father and moved out of the house. Fortunately, the two brothers and sisters are not extravagant and wasteful. The pocket money given by the family since childhood has basically been saved. It is just enough to buy a shabby shop next to the university town to sell some milk tea drinks.

Anyway, since the moment the birth mother died, their siblings were the only ones left with each other, relying on each other for fate.

There was no dream for a night. In the morning, Ji Lige got up early and really cooked instant noodles for today's breakfast.

Ji Yanzhi then got up and began to wash.

At this moment, the landline at home began to ring.

Ji Yanzhi quickly spit in his mouth and answered the phone.

"Mosimosi, Ayan, guess who I am?" the **** the other end of the phone asked sweetly.

Ji Yanyi said calmly: "I don't bother to guess, who you are, you don't know yourself!"

"...Ji Yanzhi, do you have any humor in the end?" The **** the other end of the phone seemed very angry and aggrieved. "A few days after I went abroad, you forgot about me!"

Ji Yanzhi: "Liu Muran, Snake Jingmu, let's talk, when are you calling? It should be early in the morning where you are."

"Well, it's one o'clock in the evening." Liu Muran seemed to smile contentedly, "I think you can't sleep."

Ji Yanzhi hahahahahahahahahaha once again: "Evil is not disgusting, if you have something to say, I will hang up if you talk nonsense!"

"Asshole bastard, you're just an incomprehensible ball." Liu Muran muttered, but he started talking very obediently. "You tell Sister Lige that the scumbag is the scumbag who abandoned Aunt Liu, who is actually going to help Sister Lige on a blind date. Tell me where does her face come from."

"What did you say?"

Ji Yanzhi didn't ask how Liu Muran knew about this. Anyway, he was pretty sure that Liu Muran would not lie to him.

This matter is getting more and more complicated. Like the original owner, Ji Yanzhi originally thought that the reason why his old sister Ji Lige would come out was that the man who was caught in online dating discovered the inconsistency between the outside and the inside, which led to rottenness. The peach blossom turned into a peach blossom evil spirit.

But from today, Liu Muran, who was far away abroad, made a special call back to remind his father that Ji Lige was inconsistent with each other, but the sister who looked particularly gentle and beautiful had a bad heart.

The scum of my biological father is in business, not to mention that he is not ranked in the country, but at least he is well-known in the local area. However, people like to go through the wrong way, so... blind dates, the old sister’s peach blossoms should be at this point, not a single ‘online dating’.

After all, in the memory of the original owner, he had never received this call from Liu Muran.

"Mu Mu, do you know who he wants to arrange for the old sister to have a blind date?"

Liu Muran, who was far abroad, took the phone and shook his head frantically. Then, remembering that Ji Yanzhi couldn’t see her cute movement, he said, “Don’t ask me how I knew it. Anyway, I just know that. I know who the scumbag arranged for Li Ge's blind date. It is the brother of the arrogant girl in the class when we were in high school."

Ji Yanzhi began to hold the phone with both hands, gritted his teeth and said. "It's him. That guy who eats, drinks, and gambling, who is all fine, and is said to be bisexual? I really want to give him a hundred ‘fuck me’."

"Actually, I strongly support you to go to the scum who is going to sell your daughter and say'I **** Nima', but ah, Ah Yan, the most important thing now is how to solve this matter. Even if the relationship was severed at the beginning At the time, you and Sister Li Ge said that it is better not to see each other. But the disgusting thing that you did against him would not be too much for him to die in place."

"I know what to do, so Mumu, you'd better not intervene, lest I turn my face and don't recognize people." Ji Yanzhi took a few deep breaths before changing the subject. "Cousin, have you played the recently released game "The Realm of the Gods" from SMD? My old sister and I are both playing."

"playing…"

"Yeah, really?"

"Really, Protoss."

"Oh, I am a demons!"

"...I will fall to heaven later."

"I'll talk about things later, the old sister's game ID is Su Ye whispering. My game ID is a little chicken."

"Well, I'm looking for sister Li Ge first when I'm on the game."

"okay."

Ji Yanzhi hung up the phone, turned his head and looked into the kitchen without noticing, still humming Ji Lige, his eyes flashed with haze.

"Brother, come in quickly, be careful of the batter."

Ji Yanzhi didn't say a word, went into the kitchen, and put two bowls of fried poached eggs on the dining table.

Ji Lige hummed a song and brought out two bowls of noodle soup.

The siblings were sitting across from each other, and when they were eating, the mobile phone randomly thrown at the side of the dining table rang.

Ji Lige picked it up and looked a little ugly.

"Who sent it." Ji Yanzhi asked knowingly.

"Mr. Ji called. He asked us to go back this weekend." Ji Lige said with an ugly face.

However, Ji Yanzhi was thoughtful and dared to ask him to go back together. The original memory of the original owner was different. It seems that the picture of "Mr. Ji" in the mouth of the old lady is not small, and he is not afraid.

Ji Yanzhi smiled disdainfully. "Oh, is there any reason?"

Ji Lige: "No, it seems to be talking about having a meal together."

Ji Yanzhi "...Sister, don't dislike me for speaking badly. The relationship has been severed. Mr. Ji has never played even a penny on our card, so... there is a conspiracy."

Ji Lige: "Yes, I also think there is a conspiracy."

In fact, if it were not for Mr. Ji’s time to send the text message ‘just right’, Ji Lige would never have thought of letting this matter be known by Ji Yanzhi. It's impossible to say that the reason why she provokes Peach Blossoms, apart from her "hook three and four" in the game, is because she is "self-righteous" for the good of Ji Yan.

Because the Ji Yan of this world is "extremely poor in character"!

"So... let's go together. I want to see what the scumbag wants to play with?"

He has always believed in direct communication, never leaving enemies and disasters that are very likely to come overnight, so don’t play the brainless game of "chasing me", just rude and simply kill you. Is it done?

Ji Lige didn't speak, only when he soaked the bowl of instant noodles in the sink for cleaning, he spoke quietly. "I don't want to have more contact with him, and I don't want you to have more contact with him."

"I mean the same as you." Ji Yanzhi leaned against the kitchen door and said seriously: "Sister, have you ever thought that your situation is even more dangerous than mine. Anyway, I am a man, whether I admit it or not. , Both are his only sons."

"So he would use you to threaten me?" Ji Lige said with a smile: "If he dares to do this, I dare to upset him and Xiao San'er."

"Ambitious, but the strength does not match."

Ji Yanzhi sent out his own evaluation very pertinently, and then ushered in Ji Lige's love of Xiaoquanquan.

The siblings laughed for a while, then left the rental house and went to the milk tea shop to start work.

The business of the milk tea shop has always been pretty good. I bought more than 20 cups of milk tea in one morning.

The siblings were very happy, but when they received a call at noon, their happiness turned into a series of ‘kill this force’.

Although Ji Yanzhi and Ji Lige unilaterally severed their relationship with Mr. Ji, the relationship with Uncle Ji did not end. It was Uncle Ji's son who called them, and Ji Chao had called.

When I saw some calls from Ji Chao, Ji Yanzhi's whole person was not good, but he still chose to get through the phone.

Ji Yanzhi: "...what's wrong with you?"

"Sister, that's not right, brother, why did you answer the call. What about my sister?" As soon as I answered the phone, an arrogant, blatant voice came from the other end. "I'm at the police station, come pick me up!"

Ji Lige grabbed the phone: "What did you do?"

There are a total of five children in Fencheng’s Ji family. Among them, there is only Ji Chao in Uncle Ji’s family who has such a son. He simply holds it in his hand for fear of breaking, so that the longer the kid, the more idiot, and the longer he looks like an IQ. The guy bitten by a dog.

But it’s strange that Ji Chao has this guy who has been very sticky to Ji Yanzhi and Ji Lige since his birth, especially Ji Lige, and since Ji Yanzhi and Ji Lige moved away. After arriving at the Ji's mansion, this guy came out every other time. Now listening to him say this, it is estimated that because of the fight, let's eat a free boxed lunch at the police station!

"Are you here to pick me up?" Ji Chao sniffed.

"No time!" Ji Lige replied angrily. After Ji Lige's tone was not very good, an angry roar came from the other end of the phone. "Ji Lige, you heartless fellow!"

"It's weird! Why is my sister heartless? It's not my sister who got you to the police station." Ji Yanzhi'snatched' the phone with a headache and said very ruthlessly.

Ji Chaoyou: "Ji Yanzhi, you are still not my brother."

Ji Yanzhi: "No, I don't have a brother who goes to the police station to eat the free box lunch every two or three days. Do you have any brains to think that the free box lunch is so delicious?"

"Oh, you're still not my brother anymore." Ji Chao yelled: "XX police station. If you don't come, wait for me to sit in prison if you don't come!" After that, he hung up the phone decisively. .

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Ji Lige: "..."

"This **** is dependent on us, right?"

Ji Yanzhi cursed, but had to get up from the high stool and walk outside the store.

"Would you like me to accompany you." Ji Lige was about to close the store.

"No, I can handle it." The kid didn't beat him up, for fear that he really didn't know why the words became popular. Ji Yanzhi smiled gloomily in his heart, but said on his face: "Sister, just stay at home and make lunch. I have a hunch that the kid will definitely live at home."

"

"Okay, then I'll call my daughter-in-law and ask her to come for dinner at noon."

"Well, you arranged it."

Ji Yanzhi turned out of the milk tea shop. At this time, vehicles are coming, and it is not easy to take a taxi. So Ji Yanzhi waited almost ten minutes at the entrance of the street before he got a taxi. When Ji Yanzhi was about to get into the car, a hand suddenly stretched out to stop him.

"XX Police Station..."

Same destination as yourself?

Ji Yanzhi squinted at the visitor, and said to go to the **** police station.

Since the destination is the same, there is nothing to say.

Ji Yanzhi got into a taxi with the big sister who was dressed like a boy, but who should be a girl in nature, and soon arrived at the XX police station.

After arriving there, after receiving a few hours from the cute police uncle's unpleasant teachings, Ji Yanzhi finally got back Ji Chaoyou, who is more and more surly, although the longer he gets, the handsomer his personality is.

"Let's go! What to look at! I haven't seen the super handsome guy who has been blinded!" Ji Chao said very dissatisfied.

Ji Yanzhi squinted, but he suppressed his urge to make Ji Chao's other eye become a panda eye, and cursed. "You're a scumbag, can't you just say sorry for hurting someone? And the other party is a girl, so you can do it. Would you think your brother and your sister are not pleasing to your eyes someday, and you will do it at us."

"I... won't do that" Ji Chaoyou said boredly.

"Cut! Who believes it!"

Looking at the girl who had been injured by Liu Yang, she cried and threw herself into the arms of the older sister who had been in the car with him before. Ji Yanzhi covered his face and sighed. An apology or something is probably useless! But as a man, I still have to apologize for anything!

"You are the blame for the brat!"

Ji Yanzhi smoothly gave Ji Chao two slaps, and then forcibly dragged the tall Ji Chaoyou to the two of them, pressing on Ji Chao's reluctant head, and bowing heavily together. .

"I'm sorry...Although it is hypocritical to ask you to forgive me, I still want to ask you to forgive my brother for being ignorant."

Big sister smiled and said in a very refreshing voice. "It's nothing, there is something wrong with my sister."

I don't know if it was Ji Yanzhi's illusion, she always felt that the boy's vision was a bit meaningful.

"really sorry!"

Ji Yanzhi, who once again apologized for his bear cousin, bowed deeply and was forcibly pulled away by Ji Chaoyou.

"What are you talking about so much nonsense?"

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

——The bear boy from here, really want to beat him to death.

Ji Yanzhi, who was thinking so in his heart, finally made a move. At the door of the **** police station, he staged a full-fledged martial arts tour and directly beat Ji Chaoyou to his head. "For whom am I so low-pitched?"

"You have the face to complain about Lao Tzu, ah, doing something wrong is doing something wrong, no matter how straightforward you are, it doesn't mean you are right."

"I didn't mean it, so why scold me and beat me like that."

Ji Chao's unconvinced murmur completely changed Ji Yanzhi's face. Just as he was about to have another iron fist education of love, the mobile phone in his pocket rang. Ji Yanzhi took it out and opened it and saw that the call was from Ji Chao's father and Uncle Ji.

"Hey! What's the matter?" The voice was still lazy as usual, but only Ji Yanzhi knew that his tone slowed down a lot.

"It's okay to have him!"

Uncle Ji's voice was still solemn and arrogant, but faintly, Ji Yanzhi felt that voice was old and tired.

"It's okay, I have a wonderful life."

"That's good, Ayan, I beg you for this period of time. I am currently in a foreign meeting and may not be able to come back in a short time. If Chaoyou is unwilling, you will send him back to his hometown, yes..."

Ji Yanzhi turned on hands-free, so Ji Chaoyou also heard what Uncle Ji said. So Ji Chao was very upset and grabbed the phone in Ji Yanzhi's hand and yelled at the other end of the phone.

"What's going back, back to your sister!"

Ji Yanzhi: "..."