The weird egg that was included with the crossing was hatched a few days later.

Ji Yanzhi was carrying eggs that day, so I was really annoyed, so he simply put the eggs in and cooked them together while cooking the ramen. Oh, it's been about ten minutes after cooking, the egg will be cooked and cracked.

The egg shell falls apart like a spider web. When Ji Yanzhi refused to make the wrong goal, a little duck with horns on its head was drilled inside, and it quacked and changed it directly.

"Uh, this is Agumon?" Li Qingqing hesitated.

"That's the animal in Digimon, okay."

Ji Yanzhi stretched out **** and fished out the little duck from the boiling water pot. The little duck was still quacking happily, and Ji Yanzhi always felt that it was calling Mama.

"Idiot, it's Baba."

Ji Yanzhi put the duckling on the coffee table in the living room and took some nuts to feed it.

The little duck was standing on the coffee table, eating nuts happily.

Ji Yanzhi stared at the duckling lazily for a while, then asked Li Qingqing, who took the ramen out of the pot and started to pour the ingredients.

"This little duck can bathe in boiling water, like a new breed."

Li Qingqing: "...so brother, is he a little monster? Shouldn't the monster be as tall as a tall building?"

"Huh? Just born. After waiting for a while, maybe you will grow up."

Ji Yanzhi guessed out of thin air, but he guessed very reliably. After a while, this little duck who quacked him numbly and then changed his name to Baba has seen the wind for a long time, but in half a month's work, just follow Ji Yan. It's as tall as it is.

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Ji Yanzhi's gaze flicked across the TV news about Bumpman once again defeating the little monster to save the world, scratching his hair with a bit of a nerve.

"Isn't it said that the little monster can freely control the reminder? Why do you not only eat or eat? Or is it just ‘quack’ in various tones."

Ji Yanzhi shook his head and sighed, really feeling his brain hurt. It's okay now. It can be hidden at home. If it grows like a hormone, the ceiling will probably not be able to keep it.

"You talk about you, call you ya ya, you really think of yourself as a little duck? Look at where there are little ducks with horns on their heads outside?"

Looking at the little domestic monster who was as big as himself, Ji Yanzhi deeply felt that he had broken the heart of an old father. And Li Qingqing broke half of the old mother's heart. While preparing for the start of school, he was worried that this silly little duck monster would be "abused" by Ji Yanzhi, such as cutting food.

"No. You eat less at noon today."

Ji Yanzhi, who was lazily nesting on the sofa, made the'execution' of the little domestic monster named Yaya. Originally, he was dumbfounded, saying that he was so silly and cute that Yaya, who was with Da Ya, was suddenly anxious, quacked. It's about to pounce on Ji Yanzhi's body.

When Yaya was young, she was so cute to do this action, but she has grown into Ji Yanzhi almost tall. This pounce, that tonnage, directly pounced Ji Yanzhi and felt that he was internally injured.

"Fuck." Ji Yanzhi blushed with a handsome face, "I can't count how heavy I am. If I want to crush you, why should I stand up and call the shots?"

This life, oh, is the life before crossing, Ji Yanzhi's father is a native of Northeast Silver, and his mother is Japanese-American. Although, in terms of blood relationship, it is indeed very stringy, but far away, Ji Yanzhi's Northeastern dialect is very authentic. This is not a critical moment, and he blurts out when he is finished, letting Li Qingqing who open the door come in. shocked.

"You father and daughter are playing a pounce game?"

"Fart, help me up quickly, I think I can't breathe anymore. This silly monster has a long weight and no IQ." Ji Yanzhi rolled his eyes and looked like he was about to die.

Li Qingqing sneered: "I guess you can just follow your papa, after all, brother, your IQ is not good."

"At least taller than you, you are a foolish guy with no brains at all."

Come, don't you just hurt each other. When he is stupid, he won't be stunned. Ji Yanzhi suffocated his breath, and began to frown at Li Qingqing.

Li Qingqing: "..."

"Yah, get up, you are about to crush your baba to death."

Li Qingqing patted the girl who was in Ji Yan's arms, constantly rubbing, and beckoning her to get up quickly, so as not to really crush her Ji Baba. If nothing else, just relying on the tonnage of Yaya, it is really not something ordinary people can afford.

Yaya yelled ‘quack’, her voice still filled with a little grievance, as if she was saying that I didn’t want to be so heavy either!

However, he obediently left Ji Yanzhi's ‘embracing’, and then screamed ‘quack’ again.

"Hey, stop yelling, when the neighbor complains that we are playing an unknown creature, it's not good." Li Qingqing took a handful of the dull hair on the girl's head and went into the kitchen to cook. I don't know that Ji Yanzhi turned to stare at Yaya again.

"Yah, your weight is really overweight. We want to lose weight, scientifically."

Yaya quacked with excitement, full of resistance.

Ji Yanzhi: "...I earn the money at home. What's wrong with letting you go on a diet to lose weight? Ah, what's wrong? Look at you, every piece of meat on your body is solid and there is no adulteration. I want to take you with Baba Mama when you go out. Can you go out like this? Aren't you afraid of causing a big riot?"

Yaya was a quack of excitement again, and again resisted the dislike of him in Ji Yan's words.

Ji Yanzhi: "Did I still make a mistake? He's not convinced yet, he's greedy, lazy and fat, it's you..."

Yaya: "..."

Now Ya-Ya is not directly resisting or retorting the ‘quack’, she jumps on the duck's feet.

Fuck, Ya-Ya's jump is terrible, and the wooden floor cracked one after another with a bang.

Ji Yanzhi's face also cracked, "Well, my fault, I shouldn't say you, Tie Hanhan."

Ji Yanzhi is really helpless. Others raise ducks and he raises duck monsters. The key is that this duck monster is not only stupid and cute, but he only knows how to eat it. As soon as I mentioned something to her and asked her to "diet and pay attention to body", she would be anxious to you, Ji Yanzhi, the old father, deserved it, a lot of bitter tears, nowhere to shed.

Ji Yanzhi silently looked at the cracked wooden floor. After a long time, Li Qingqing walked out of the kitchen. Ji Yanzhi said quietly, "The quality of the wooden floor is not good. The glass is coming to the floor."

Li Qingqing: "..."

Li Qingqing: Isn't it because you have a cheap mouth, and you have to mobilize the pot that only eats or eats.

Li Qingqing rolled his eyes sharply and put lunch on the table. In particular, Yaya also has a guy who eats exclusively, a tub that babies and toddlers use to bathe, which is full.

"Hey, Qingqing, you said whether I want to be a fisherman and go fishing. If I continue like this, I don't think I can support this family anymore."

Of course, this is a joke, after all, Ji Yanzhi really has to work hard, it is not a problem to become the richest man in neon every minute. The problem is that he is lazy. He feels that raising girls and raising'children' to provide food and clothing for them is enough. Therefore, being rich and peaceful is Ji Yanzhi's life goal set for him.

But Li Qingqing didn't know. The main thing was that Yaya really had to eat a few kilograms of grain in a day. So Ji Yanzhi sighed, Li Qingqing bit his chopsticks and began to think about it, or else they would move to the beach.

Ji Yanzhi: "??? Why do you want to move to the beach?"

Li Qingqing: "It's convenient for you to fish. Didn't you say that you want to be a fisherman and subsidize the family? This will also make it easier for us to swim in the sea at any time."

"That's right." The more Ji Yanzhi thought about it, the more he felt that Li Qingqing's proposal was quite good, so he simply said to the girl who buried the duck's mouth in the rice bowl: "After moving to the beach to live, you have to remember. Live, you are already a mature duck, remember to find food by yourself and catch more seafood to subsidize your family."

Li Qingqing: "..."

Yaya: "..."

Ji Yanzhi didn't tell lies, he really planned to let the duck monster Yaya stand on its own.

In fact, as Yaya changes day by day, if Yaya continues to grow, they will only be in the sea apart from relocating to the deep mountains and old forests without giving up on the little domestic monster. So they can't live long here in the suburbs of Tokyo, and it's a matter of time before they move out.

But destiny still favors the cousins ​​Ji Yanzhi and Li Qingqing, or Yaya, the little domestic monster that eats or eats. When Li Qingqing ran to the University of Tokyo to go to school, Ji Yanzhi started searching online. When peddling the seaside house, Ya-Ya started to stop growing, but shrank back and forth day by day. By the end of the semester, when Li Qingqing was going to tease the old classmates during the summer vacation, she retracted into a normal little duck. height.

"...This...this is, are we?" Li Qingqing's eyes widened in surprise.

Ji Yanzhi's whole body is like no bones, lying on the sofa softly. When Li Qingqing was so surprised, Ji Yanzhi laughed so uncomfortably. "Yeah, it's our Yaya. She can now control her body shape freely, which means that there is no need to move to the beach. From now on, I will drive her to the beach every day and let her go wild and enjoy herself. prey."

"Oh, then don't move it."

Li Qingqing felt that the house Uncle Zuo Chuan found for them was pretty good. Not only are there convenience stores that meet all the needs of life nearby, most of the neighbors are kind and courteous, so Li Qingqing doesn't want to move out of this place if he is not a last resort.

"I think so too." Ji Yanzhi looked at the yaya who was yelling "quack" on the floor, "Ya, it should be the same."

Li Qingqing: "...I have a classmate, his name is Yuan Dagu."

"Yeah" Ji Yanzhi's reaction was very flat and said: "So, what do you think of Tiga Ultraman?"

"That kid looks pretty good." Li Qingqing rubbed his jaw and said shamelessly: "It just happened to be my liking, so I plan to cultivate a relationship with him."

Ji Yanzhi really wanted to haha ​​Li Qingqing's face. In fact, Ji Yanzhi did haha ​​Li Qingqing's face, and said unceremoniously: "What about your face, where's your face? I remember you said that Bumpman's world is too dangerous. Now, let's stay away from Bumpman, and live our own little life peacefully. As a result, how long has it been until now that our hearts are rippling?"

Li Qingqing: "...You guy who is destined to be a single dog doesn't understand the sour taste of love."

Ji Yanzhi: "So you guy, you deserve to be broken in love!"

"Can you say something nice, because you are still my brother, do you have the consciousness to be a brother?"

"Hey, I went to read a semester of books, and my eloquence is getting better." Ji Yanzhi smashed his lips and said sourly: "Come on, I won't be arrogant with you anymore, I wish you will get rid of yourself soon. Lest stay at home and get moldy."

Yaya made two sounds of "quack" very cooperatively.

Li Qingqing: "..."

It's rare to strike out of anger and don't cook lunch.

Ji Yanzhi is also a talent, so he didn't cook lunch at all and ordered ten takeaway pizzas.

He took one share for Li Qingqing, and fed the rest to Yaya.

That afternoon, the family of three did not go out. It wasn't until the evening that Ji Yanzhi took Yaya, who was walking and shaking her head, to go for a walk. Li Qingqing did not follow. She took a box of leek dumplings and went to the door of Uncle Zuochuan's house, thanking Uncle Zuochuan's family for taking care of them.

"In other words, this kid is actually very responsible." Uncle Zuo Chuan said with a sigh: "Don't look at others lazily, but this is what makes money."

Uncle Zuo Chuan gave a thumbs up, obviously admiring Ji Yanzhi's ability to stir money back and forth in the stock market.

Aunt Zuochuan also said: "I visited the door a few days ago and saw that Yan said he had raised a very cute little duck. Said it was his daughter, said that this child is very childlike."

Li Qingqing: "...wasn't he hatched personally?"

Aunt Zuochuan: "Huh? I hatched it myself?"

"Yeah, since I went to school, my brother felt that it was deserted to stay at home alone, so he simply bought a fertilized duck egg and soaked it in hot water. As a result, he soaked Yaya out of its shell. ."

Yaya has only appeared in front of others in the last few days. After she got small, even though she had horns on her forehead, she didn't look like a serious duck, but when she wobbled as she walked, her little tail flicked and flicked, not to mention how silly and cute. Naturally, it has become a beautiful landscape in the community.

Especially when the "father and daughter" are walking together, it is particularly eye-catching. There are always girls squatting in front of the girl yelling "kawaii" and touching the dull hair on the girl's head with her hands. Even the horns on Yaya's forehead were praised by girls who love cute creatures.

Whenever this time, it is the time when Yaya is most proud.

As long as a beautiful girl praises her for kawaii, Yaya is a quack with her head upright, and sometimes her little wings will flutter, as if to echo her praise from the beautiful girl. Ji Yanzhi rolled his eyes with the appearance of this stinky fart.

"I really stunned you."

When the girl who praised Yaya was gone, Ji Yanzhi directly messed up the dull hair on top of Yaya's head.

Yaya tilted her head and quacked twice, indicating that she did not understand Ji Yanzhi's mockery.

Ji Yanzhi stroked the duck feathers again. "Come on, remember to maintain this size in the future and you are not allowed to grow up casually. Otherwise, Baba really has to send you, well, to live alone on the island."

Yaya hugged her head with her small wings and shook her head frantically, saying that she would not leave home, or leave her own life to find food by herself. Isn’t it good to be a baby duck on which Baba Ma Ma can rely? Why don’t you want to be a little monster that destroys the earth?

——She is the cutest duck!

Yaya covered her face with little wings, and wanted to jump on Ji Yanzhi.

Ji Yanzhi quickly avoided.

After dodging, he patted his chest with lingering fears: "Yeah, what is your tonnage, don't you have a compelling number in your heart?"

Your body has shrunk, you are an authentic little duck, but the problem is that your weight has not decreased at all. Don't look at the wobbly walking, stupid and cute. In fact, it was the little domestic monster that struck him and crushed him to internal bleeding.

Ji Yanzhi really wanted to pounce on herself and act like a baby. It was the first time to avoid it and the second time to avoid it.

Yaya continued to protest, Ji Yanzhi disliked her.

Ji Yanzhi gave Yaya a smooth hair, "Yaya, Baba is weak, and I really can't bear the pounce you love. Well, if you really want to pounce on people, or do you want to pounce on Dagu. He pounced. "

Yuan Dagu is the human body of Tiga Ultraman, and his'resistance ability' must be stronger than that of a fragile human being, so ya ah, you go to Yuan Dagu, he who is a papa, will shout from the side. Cheering.

Yaya: "...Ga?"

Yaya's two peas eyes narrowed in vain, and then her little wings stirred, like a poultry that wanted to fly, fluttering her wings and flew towards Ji Yanzhi's low altitude. The speed was very fast and directly knocked Ji Yanzhi to the ground.

Ji Yanzhi: "...you want to be a roast duck, right?"

With a tingling chest, Ji Yanzhi almost vomited blood, and quickly moved away from the girl who was still rubbing against his chest.

"You're selling stupid again. Believe it or not, I learn from Bumpman and beat you this little monster all day long."

Yaya: "~~Quack~~Quack~~" Baba, what are you talking about, why can't I understand it!

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

The father and daughter began to hurt each other.

And just when the daily warm walk of the father and daughter only left each other hurting each other, the sky shattered, and the deafening sound of beasts rang through the sky. A monster about twenty-sixth floors high suddenly appeared in the bustling area of ​​Tokyo and was wreaking havoc.

Yaya held her little fluffy face with her small wings, looking to the sky full of envy, and praised ‘quack,’ this suddenly appeared beast was mighty and majestic.

"...It won't be majestic and majestic after being madly beaten by Bumpman."

At this time, Ji Yanzhi had the courage to make Baba. He tried his best to pick up this small monster of good tonnage that he raised, and strode towards home. Yaya began to resist, obviously she wanted to stay in a wide view and watch the monsters wreak havoc on the streets of Tokyo.

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Ji Yanzhi struck the dull hair on Shunya's head because of excitement, "Yah, watching too **** scenes will cause mental health."

Yaya: "~~Quack?" Baba, what did you say?

Ji Yanzhi: "We must be a good monster of the new era with the four virtues and five beauties, so as to be in line with the core socialist ideas. First of all, don't envy those bad monsters. Don't look at this monster that suddenly appeared in Tokyo. The streets are wreaking havoc, do you believe it or not that Bumpman will appear in the next moment and bring him down?"

Yaya: "~~Quack~~Quack~~"

Baba, he came, he came, he came with a whirlwind and lightning.

Ji Yanzhi: "..."

Ji Yanzhi stopped and looked up at the sky. He really saw Tiga Bumpman appearing in front of the monster in his unique shape. Then the two sides fought fiercely, which overwhelmed countless tall buildings. In the end, Tiga Bumpman defeated the little monster in the last few seconds of the three-point transformation time limit.

Obviously, it was the first time that Yaya faced a monster and was beaten up by Bumpman, and was eventually transported to the sky and thrown out of space. Suddenly, the whole duck body became stiff, and even the cry of ‘quack’ was full of panic.

Ji Yanzhi started to stun the obviously frightened Yaya. But obviously it didn't work, because the next moment, Yuan Dagu, who had smoothly transformed back into the human body, suddenly appeared and greeted Ji Yanzhi. "Hi, Ji Jun."

Ji Yanzhi: "? Do you know me?"

Dagu: "I heard Qingqing talk about you."

"Oh." Ji Yanzhi nodded, and naturally started with Da Gula: "I heard Qingqing said that Da Gu is about to graduate. Then after graduation, what job does Da Gu do you plan to look for?"

Dagu actually served on the Victory team as early as, but he didn't talk to Li Qingqing. And Li Qingqing is also a cramped ghost. Like Ji Yanzhi, he pretends not to know who is in the human body of Bumpman who is active in all parts of Neon.

Da Gu touched his nose in embarrassment: "Well, I actually found a job a long time ago."

"Oh." Ji Yanzhi continued to nod his head and said with a natural expression: "Then you are great."

"That Ji Jun, I called you to stop because..."

Dagu's sight passed the duck-shaped monster that clings to Baba clingingly, showing off his beloved duck-shaped monster all the time.

If his memory is correct, this duck-shaped monster is very cruel, big or small, cute and silly when he is young, and can crush tall buildings with one foot when he is big. And he is very gluttonous, he eats everything. It is said that human beings are also his recipes and once ate a planet.

"He...very dangerous." Yuan Dagu said sincerely: "He will pose a huge threat to mankind."

"Huh?" Ji Yanzhi looked down and tried to squeeze her peasy eyes, saying that he was very cute and cute, and could not understand the big and round Tigga. Bumpman's human body. "Just rely on him? Can the weight overwhelm the Kang?"

Yaya: "Hey?"

Yaya: "Quack!!!"

I'm not heavy at all, this is the standard physique of the little monster, is it good?

Yaya screamed ‘Quack’, incomparably protesting Ji Yanzhi’s Baba comparing him to Fat Orange. When did she overwhelm the kang, she clearly only smashed the floor. And it's also because the floor is wooden and the quality is not good.

"Okay, don't'quack', Baba said this is not to dislike you. It's..." Ji Yanzhi turned to look at Yuan Dagu who was a little stunned at their'father and daughter' interaction, and said: "Da Gu Jun, do you really think she can bring a huge threat to mankind?"