Counterattack Into a Male God

Chapter 193: Living in the world of Bumpman (04)

"Okay, don't'quack', Baba said this is not to dislike you. It's..." Ji Yanzhi turned to look at Yuan Dagu, who was a little stunned at their'father and daughter' interaction, and said: "Da Gu Jun, do you really think she can bring a huge threat to mankind?"

Dagu looked down at the girl who held his head with two small wings, blinked her peasy eyes desperately, and said that she was very cute, cute, and she didn't even know what to say for a while.

After all, now the little girl seems to be so stupid and cute, and this makes Dagu, who is dedicated to maintaining world peace, begin to suspect that when he was transformed into light and became Tiga Ultraman, so The information obtained about this duck-shaped monster is wrong.

"I'm really sorry." Dagu apologized very politely, but he still said the day that Ji Yanzhi should pay attention to the situation at any time and don't let the duck-shaped monster destroy the earth.

"Oh."

Ji Yanzhi gave a perfunctory oh, then said goodbye, and returned home with a quiet like a chicken. When he came back, Li Qingqing had already gone home. She looked at Ji Yanzhi and Yaya and the women at the same time and uttered the same "Hey", she was a little surprised.

"Yah, you can not only say ‘quack’, you can also say ‘hey’!"

Well, it turned out to be brothers and sisters, and their focus has never been the same as that of ordinary people. Ji Yanzhi was the same. He was a decadent boy who had just been ‘frightened’ just now. When he heard that Yaya actually kept up with his own beat, he immediately paid his attention to Yaya.

"Duck monster, can you talk?"

Ji Yanzhi's words immediately made Yaya explode, a series of ‘quack quack’ protests, coupled with the jumping action, the swollen belly went up and down, not to mention how cute it was.

"Okay, don't be stupid."

However, Goose Ji said that this papa, he is a **** who doesn't know how to appreciate the cuteness of little monsters, and he always pierces the heart of the monster at critical moments. Yaya had been frightened by her fragile monster's heart because she had encountered Diga Ultraman. Now Baba specifically says he sells stupid...

When did she sell stupid? She is clearly selling cute, cute all the time, super cute at the cosmic level.

Yaya held her chubby duck face and kept'quacking' in protest.

Li Qingqing chuckles and laughs, obviously agreeing with Yaya's cute behavior.

As for Ji Yanzhi, there was another sigh. This child is so stupid and cute, so she is really the duck-shaped monster that Diga Man says is terrifying enough to destroy a planet?

Ji Yanzhi didn't believe it, and Li Qingqing didn't believe it either. In fact, after Li Qingqing knew that they met Tiga Ultraman when they went out, she was deeply impressed by their luck.

"Why did you meet him?" Ji Yanzhi admired Ji Yanzhi and Yaya's luck: "Fortunately, I met him. If it's Saiwen or Tyro, I guess Yaya won't protect you!"

Ya-Ya, who was pretending to be a good boy, suddenly got excited. Yaya's two Doudou eyes stared very round, there was dumbfounded dementia, and some dumbfounded panic. Why is Bumpman just trying to get along with the little monster, and the cute and explosive little monster like her should be held in his heart?

Why does Bumpman want to fight the little monsters, hey! The little monsters, especially the duck-shaped monsters like her, are so cute. Why do you have to bully the little monsters?

"Qingqing, do you remember that saying. What Bumpman hits the little monster, all the way with lightning. Don't say, today Diga Bumpman hits the monster that is only 23 stories high, really all the way. The blade was full of lightning, so I almost threw Yaya out."

Yaya stared at Doudou's eyes, quacked, protesting against Ji Yanzhi's unreliable Baba all the time.

Ji Yanzhi ignored Yaya and continued to talk to Li Qingqing: "But you’re right, Dagu has a good temper. After seeing Yaya’s identity, he just kindly reminded me to be careful. I thought about taking Yaya from me forcibly."

Although he wanted to take it away, most of it couldn't take it away.

"Dagu is very good at first, so I plan to have a romantic relationship with him. But there is a little girl like Lina next to him. After thinking about it, let's go with the flow."

Li Qingqing said regretful words, but he didn't actually feel regretful. In fact, Li Qingqing just met for an uprising because of fate. Whether she succeeds or not has nothing to do with Li Qingqing.

This is Li Qingqing's concept of life. To be honest, if it were not for Li Qingqing's poor IQ level, Ji Yanzhi would sometimes feel in a daze that he had encountered Yan Ying's informal, skirted minister, the queen of the world. It is also because of this familiarity that Ji Yanyi always indulges Li Qingqing, whatever she wants. Don't you just want to fall in love with Bumpman's human body? It's okay to talk casually, anyway, there will be no good results in the end.

"Recently, Yaya should stay at home." Li Qingqing said very pertinently: "After all, Yaya is so cute, anyone with a sense of sight will notice. In case a passerby shoots a small video and uploads it to the Internet, it’s not Quan Ni Does the rainbow know it?"

Duck-shaped monsters do look like ducklings. The problem is that serious ducks don’t have horns on their foreheads.

If you are a horse, maybe you can pretend to be a unicorn, but ducks have horns. Haha, there are successively various bumpy mans appearing in the bumpy world to fight various small monsters. Can ducks with long horns be an earth species? That must be a little monster from outer space.

Ji Yanzhi sighed deeply, agreeing with Li Qingqing's words.

Later, the life of Yaya House came.

In addition to eating and sleeping every day, Yaya also has another job that is to ask Baba Jiyanzhi to get up and earn money to support her family.

"Ah, Ya-ya, you are an overwhelming idiot who is no better than the orange cat." Ji Yanzhi rubbed his waist and looked sadly at Ya-ya, who jumped down and collapsed the bed. "I said that Baba is very weak and can't stand the pounce of your love at all. Can you not just swoop into Baba's arms without being so enthusiastic."

Ji Yanzhi was lying on the bed before. Although people woke up on time according to the physical clock, Ji Yanzhi actually didn't mean to get up. It's just that he raised Yaya, a silly little monster. Since he couldn't go out freely, Yaya took Ji Yanzhi to get up as his daily job.

As soon as Yaya opened the door, she swooped on Ji Yanzhi.

Then... the bed collapsed, and Ji Yanzhi's waist was hit blue.

Ji Yanzhi took a deep breath: "...Ya, you do this again, I really want to eat roast duck!"

Yaya hugged her head with wings: "Quack~~~"

"Don't pretend to be stupid, don't think I can't hear your rippling waves." Ji Yanzhi gritted his teeth and patted Ya-Ya's head with the hand that was finally changed to caress, the dull hair on Ya-Ya's head. "Next time, I really want to cut off your snacks."

Yaya gave Ji Yanzhi a plaster for the treatment of traumatic injuries.

Ji Yanzhi took it, and stroked the dull hair on the girl again.

Ji Yanzhi began to rub the medicine, and at the same time Li Qingqing's howling of ghosts and wolves came from outside.

"The moment I heard his voice, I started to describe in my mind what a handsome man this would be."

Ji Yanzhi: "...Li Qingqing, you watch AV in broad daylight, what about your face?"

"Fuck, what are you talking nonsense? Who watches the AV in broad daylight?" Li Qingqing burst into the room angrily, and laughed with a chuckle the next moment. "Brother, what's wrong with you, why did you collapse the bed?"

"Ask it knowingly." Ji Yanzhi rolled his eyes and put his pajamas down to cover his male dog's waist. "I plan to go out in a while, will you follow?"

Li Qingqing shook his head: "No, I will continue to play the show, not to mention the others, hey, I found that the young Japanese idols are so handsome."

"Is this the reason for the **** early in the morning?" Ji Yanzhi said disgustingly: "Li Qingqing, you are good enough."

At the critical moment, Ya-Ya, who just made a mistake and found a way to remedy it, started talking lonely.

Yaya made a few ‘quack’, then flapped two duck wings, echoing what Ji Yanzhi said.

Li Qingqing: "...I know I am a person, but you father and daughter are real dogs."

Yaya: "Quah~~Quack~~"

"Come on, I won't go chatting with you. Go for breakfast, a while... Um, Yaya want to go with you?" As he was talking, Ji Yanzhi saw Yaya's desperate little eyes. "Well, I remember there was a little straw hat at home? Would you like to bring it? Let's go together?"

Yaya: (〃>ware<)

Yaya received her longing eyes, fluttered her wings happily, and followed Ji Yanzhi out of the room for breakfast. And because of the extreme pleasure, Ya-Ya, who is very protective of food, even gave Ji Yanyi a small nut.

Ji Yanzhi: "...you can eat it yourself."

Ya-Ya pecked the small nut back very quickly. After taking a bite, Ya-Ya put the duckbill bar into the milk basin, and drank the basin of milk.

Ji Yanzhi continued to eat his white rice porridge with pickles.

To be honest, since coming to Neon Anjia, white rice porridge with pickles is still a luxurious way to eat. Because neon cold dishes are just as unpalatable as sashimi, especially natto, the taste is simply not acceptable to ordinary people. And pickles, don't look at just a small dish of pickles, but Ji Yanzhi made them according to the authentic taste of Northeast China. They are very authentic and authentic. They are almost the same as the southern kimchi. They are the best companions for white rice porridge.

After breakfast, it's 8:17.

Ji Yanzhi found the fancy hat, put it on Yaya, and walked easily, following Yaya out of the house one after another.

Ji Yanzhi's first stop was a convenience store near the community. Except for pistols and bombs, everything is sold there. Some of them are scarce. For example, farm products such as meat and vegetables from China are available for sale here.

Even if it is more expensive than Neon, Ji Yanzhi is willing to buy meat and vegetables imported from China, as is Li Qingqing. This is mostly related to the beast blood that will boil in their bodies from time to time, after all, angry youths are just like that.

Ji Yanzhi led Yaya into the convenience store.

Since Yaya has recovered to the size of an adult Kodak duck, she has become a red duck in the community. The little horns on her head didn't damage her charm, but gave her a bit of cuteness and cuteness. Basically, people who have met Yaya are not unfazed by her appearance. Even if they know that the earth duck does not have long horns even if its appearance is higher than that of Kodak ducks, but the cute creatures who don’t love it, who dare to say that Yaya must be a A duck-shaped monster that doesn't do anything evil.

"Quack~~"

Yaya swaggered to greet the convenience store staff.

The employees responded with a smile, and they didn't stop Yaya from picking goods with Baba.

In addition to eating all kinds of nuts, Yaya is also his favorite. There are also a variety of canned tuna, and a variety of beef, especially the Kobe Wagyu native to Neon, which can be swallowed. It can be said that raising a little monster in Ji Yanzhi costs more than raising an army.

"Eat vegetables too."

Ji Yanzhi glared warningly at Yaya, who focused on picking various meats, and stuffed another shopping cart with various vegetables, among which green peppers were the main ones.

"Quack!!!" Don't eat green peppers. Yaya said in protest.

"Don't be picky eaters."

Ji Yanzhi stroked a handful of duck feathers to educate her seriously.

"You know what's not good about fried shredded pork with green peppers, beef tenderloin with green peppers, green peppers with tiger skin????"

Yaya tilted her head, staring at Ji Yanzhi. After a while, she nodded the duck head with difficulty. Well, you are right, then buy it.

Yaya no longer stopped Ji Yanzhi from being frantic, and almost sold out all the green peppers on the shelf of Convenience Supermarket. After buying a good item, and paying for the designated delivery, I took Yaya out of the convenience store. Oh, Ji Yanzhi was still at the ice cream shop not far from the door. He bought two ice creams and went shopping with Yaya, eating each duck.

And just so coincidentally, the gentle and kind-hearted Dagu was gathering with the members of the Victory Flying Swallow to enjoy a rare holiday, just to meet this pair of father and daughter who are eating in sync.

"Hi, Dagujun." Ji Yanzhi actively greeted him.

Yaya screamed ‘quack’, and greeted with them politely.

Da Gu was stunned for a moment, obviously he had never seen a little monster as polite as Yaya.

"Ji Jun, are you shopping?"

"There is no food at home, so I came to the convenience supermarket to buy something." Ji Yanzhi spoke very familiarly, and as a **** assist, he invited Dagu to his home as a guest. "Da Gu Jun should know that where Li Qingqing and I live now, the last master was you."

"Is that so? That's really fate."

Dagu accepted Ji Yanzhi's invitation, and the members of the Victory Feiyan team also came to the home as guests. Since Ji Yanzhi led Yaya out of the house, Li Qingqing has not played dramas anymore, but has taken care of hygiene very diligently. When Dagu and his team came, Li Qingqing was receiving the goods. Ji Yanzhi bought so many things in Convenience Supermarket that he had to sort them one by one.

Li Qingqing wiped the sweat on his forehead with a handkerchief. As soon as he looked up, he just saw Ji Yanzhi leading a few well-dressed, trendy men and women.

"Hi." Li Qingqing waved his hand to say hello. "Da Gu, and how are you guys."

The members of the victorious team also greeted them politely, and then helped to prepare a rich lunch together. Among them, Yaya is the most dazzling. She is like a clever ghost. She gives full play to the nature of her cute creatures. She sells cuteness in front of the members of the Victory Flying Swallow except Dagu. She also restrains her desire to eat more. The meal successfully aroused the love of their female captain and Miss Lina who was ambiguous with Dagu.

"Yaya doesn't look like those evil monsters at all." Lina echoed Li Qingqing's words: "I believe that there are good people and bad people in this world, and monsters are the same. There are bad monsters that destroy the earth, and naturally there are also some that make a living by selling cuteness. Monster."

Li Qingqing slapped her hands in agreement, but Ji Yanzhi had different objections: "No, Yaya lives on food. Do you know how much I spend on food every month?"

Li Qingqing: "...You brought Yaya into this world, shouldn't you be responsible for raising it??"

Ji Yanzhi: "I didn't say I shouldn't raise it!"

Li Qingqing: "Then you are still arguing with me?"

Ji Yanzhi: "Aren't you arguing with me?"

Ji Yanzhi's surprised eyes made Li Qingqing's eyebrows beat. If he weren't scrupulous about having guests, Li Qingqing would have a violent temper, and would have to fight with Ji Yanzhi. However, it is not good to pinch, and it does not prevent Li Qingqing from trying to kill Ji Yanzhi with his eyes.

Ji Yanzhi replied with a humble smile and said that he was awkward. "Aha, don't talk nonsense with you. Brother is very hard, not only in raising you, but also in raising you."

Li Qingqing: "...You are really my brother, 100% pure."

The 100% pure brother smiled brightly, and then clinked glasses with people one by one with beer.

"Next time we are free, let's have a barbecue party."

The chubby Victory Flying Swallow team member named Diujing enthusiastically agreed, "Next time we will prepare the ingredients."

Ji Yanzhi didn't expect this to happen, but Ji Yanzhi nodded his head steadily, and agreed with the men who dug well for the next barbecue party. And this gathering did not end until the sunset.

After Ji Yanzhi and Li Qingqing sent off the guests, they began to clean the house. Very tired, but good, at least Yaya was the only thing that the monster had to be recognized by the members of the Victory Flying Swallow.

"But if you go, don't go to the streets by yourself."

Li Qingqing smiled and said to Yaya: "After all, a duck-shaped monster like Yaya, if you go to the street alone, there will definitely be a covetous villain who wants to steal Yaya, so if Yaya goes out, you must Follow Baba or Ma Ma."

Yaya tilted her head and quacked twice, indicating that she understood.

Ma Ma is telling the truth, she is really cute, she must be a bad guy who wants to steal Yaya back to raise, so she won't be like Baba said. If no one looks at her, she can't help stepping on the street. But she is a good monster, and she still wouldn't refute Baba's words.

Days passed like this. There are Ji Yanzhi and Li Qingqing who are defending Ya-Ya, making Ya-Ya a good monster in the new century. In the following several contacts, Da Gu recognized Ya-Ya. Duck-shaped monsters are not the same as other duck-shaped monsters that are addicted to food and can eat up a planet.

Just because he was worried about his friends, Da Gu went to Ji Yanzhi in private and asked him what he planned to do in the future.

Ji Yanzhi: "??? What is the future and how do you plan?"

"Yaya." Da Gu said sincerely: "I am not trying to destroy the harmony between you and Ya Ya, but Ya Ya's future. Now Ya Ya is still in the growth stage, so Ji Jun can still afford it. So in the future, after a long period of growth, Yaya will definitely not be able to live on the earth when she grows up, she can only return to the universe."

Ji Yanzhi: "You mentioned the word long. Then Dagujun, I can ask you, how long is the long growth period in your mouth?"

Dagu shook his head: "The memory belonging to Tiga Altman didn't tell me, only the word long. But according to the law of the universe, this long should refer to a person's life."

Ji Yanzhi: "A person's life? A hundred years?"

"Perhaps so." Da Gu laughed suddenly, very warm, like a ray of sunlight on his body. "It's just the mystery of the universe, who can know it, maybe longer or shorter. I tell you, this is to let you know that Yaya's future belongs to the universe."

"Indeed, a monster with a height of hundreds of feet, only the vast universe is suitable for her when she grows up."

As if he was relieved, Da Gu smiled and said: "You can understand, that is really a very happy thing."

"It's something that makes Bumpman happy." Ji Yanzhi couldn't help rolling his eyes, and vomited: "Don't think I'm a pure-blooded earthling. I don’t know about your gathering of Bumpman. First it’s Saiwen. . Bumpman, then Dream Ubis, and then Tyro. Bumpman that grumpy ghost. But I found them wandering near my house more than once? Did you know that because of them, Yaya lost appetite for a long time. As long as you see the footage of Bumpman playing against monsters in the news to protect the earth, you will hide like an ostrich with a duck butt."

Da Gu said, apologizing full of apologies. Otherwise Lina will know her, she will definitely speak of it. You must know that in their girls' minds, Yaya is the cutest cute monster in the world, and it won't be the kind of bad monster that deliberately destroys and destroys the earth because of selfish desire.

Ji Yanzhi smiled and accepted the apology from Diga Bumpman for Yaya. After that, Ji Yanzhi returned home. When he saw Yaya, this silly guy, who was eating again, and also specializing in picking up expensive snacks, Ji Yanzhi was unable to help his forehead.

"Da Gu Jun is right, raising you, a food duck, is really a very laborious task."

It's just that he helped to incubate Ya-Ya, so in the next hundred years, it will be his responsibility to nurture Ya-Ya. As for the future, I believe that the day when Ji Yanzhi leaves this world is also the day when Yaya leaves the earth and officially returns to the embrace of the universe.

This is actually pretty good, isn't it.