Cultivation Is Like This

v1 Chapter 110: The Three Misconceptions of Life

  Chapter 110 Three major illusions in life

   Wing room.

  She Yan leaned against the window, covered her face with her hands, and sighed for a while.

  Shame!

Recalling the various performances after she got the opportunity, She Yan felt ashamed to see others. It was different from the last time she was changed by Lu Bei's medicine. At that time, she was seriously injured and could not move her hands and feet. The party is not her.

  This time...

  She didn't even know that she could be so shameless when she was flirting.

   "Oh, it's better to die..."

  Thinking of Lu Bei's lowly smile behind his back, She Yan covered his face with his hands instead, wishing he could move out of Wu Zhou now.

   "Shit, what shit?"

Lu Bei pushed the door open and entered, seeing that She Yan ignored her answer and turned his back to him, he kindly persuaded: "Sister She, a woman should be self-cultivated, especially a woman who has experienced years and years, don't hang up **** and urine all day long. Mouth, you don't think it smells bad, but I do too!"

  What is a weather-beaten woman, she is clearly a mature and intellectual elder sister!

She Yan was very upset, and knew Lu Bei's tricks well, so she replied decisively: "Speaking of years of wind and frost, I immediately thought of your Senior Sister Bai, as expected, she blows a lot more wind than me, what do you think? "

  Lu Bei: "..."

  In the expected silence, She Yan felt secretly refreshed. Just as she was about to say something more, she sniffed her nose suddenly, turned around and questioned, "What's the smell on you?"

"smell?!"

Lu Bei frowned in doubt, raised his hand and sniffed the cuffs, and said helplessly, "The smell of powder in Hongxiu Pavilion, the girls here are too enthusiastic, every time I pass by the corridor, there will always be a few hands that will suddenly appear and force me to come in to see a doctor for them , and said it’s free and doesn’t cost money.”

   "Didn't succeed?"

   "Then needless to say, who am I? They don't want money, but I still want to collect money. Can I give them a chance to prostitute themselves?"

  Lu Bei raised his head proudly, and proudly said: "I rejected them on the spot, why do you want me to see a doctor, I'm not a veterinarian."

  She Yan: "..."

   As expected of you, Beauty stood outside the door, opened her mouth and put a seal on the door.

   "Sister She, what do you want from me?"

Lu Bei asked curiously, pointing to the clothes on She Yan: "If you are asking who changed your clothes for you, don't worry, it must be me. I know you are thin-skinned and not familiar with the girls here. After waking up I will definitely be embarrassed, I am different, I am familiar with it, so I will do it directly."

"sorry to bother you."

   "Why are you being polite, I will dare next time."

   "..."

  She Yan rolled her eyes when she heard the words. Although she has fallen into a dormant state for the past few days, she still has a sense of the outside world. Once a crisis arises, she can wake up at any time. Lu Bei came to fetch the Qingwei uniform of Xuanyin Division on her body, and Aunt Xiang was called in to avoid suspicion, and she honestly stayed outside the house and never came in.

  This man...

   It would be great if I were dumb.

   "There are two things I want to tell you."

She Yan said bluntly: "The Snake God abolished my original blood source, and the new blood source has great potential. After returning to Sanqing Peak, I will retreat for a long time to get familiar with the new blood. Deal with it, don't stay and wait for me, I can go back by myself."

   "Tsk, good luck!"

   Lu Bei made a sour sound, not envious at all.

   "The second thing is also related to the source of blood..."

The corner of She Yan's mouth curled up, and she put the back of her hand in front of Lu Bei: "Remember, when we first met, you used the source of blood as a bargaining chip and asked me to make a blood oath to work for you for ten years. Died by the backlash of the blood."

   "So, so?"

   Lu Bei swallowed with a grunt, looked at the white and clean little hand in front of him, and roughly guessed what it was.

   It's not a big problem, maybe he's thinking too much.

   "Because of the replacement of a new source of blood, the share we traded is gone. The foundation for the establishment of the blood oath is no longer there, and the blood curse disappears. In other words, I am free now."

Looking at Lu Bei's gradually distorted face, She Yan exclaimed happily, touched the back of his empty hand, and fanned the flames: "It's so beautiful, without the disgusting ugly blood curse, I immediately wanted to call you over, and I share the joy together."

   "Too much deceit!"

  Lu Bei scolded the snake **** in his heart. This dead snake, not to mention his chances, let go of his hard-working and never-grubbing oxen and horses.

  What kind of enmity, what kind of resentment, we have never met each other, why did you cheat him like this!

   "What do you think, does it look good?" She Yan waved her hand in front of Lu Bei, forcing her to be serious, with an unstoppable smile still in the corner of her eyes.

   "So-so, I think you look better without clothes on."

Lu Bei replied viciously, as if he had thought of something, and looked at She Yan with malicious intentions: "At that time, you made an oath on your blood, and I made a guarantee on your character. We will only be in a subordinate relationship for ten years, and I will never take the initiative to treat you. Personal injury, now that your oath is gone, does it mean... I can ummmmm?"

   Speaking of this, his eyes lit up, he rubbed his hands and strode towards She Xuan.

   "You... what are you doing?"

She Yan's complexion changed drastically, her heartbeat accelerated uncontrollably, she completely forgot that she was a congenital expert, like a weak and powerless woman encountering a malicious thief, she backed up again and again until her back was pressed against the wall, and there was no way to retreat Can barely stop.

Snapped!

  Lu Bei pressed one hand on the wall, his condescending gaze swept back and forth on She Yan, who was under the heavy pressure, short of breath, with hands that had nowhere to rest pressed on his chest, tightly clutching the skirt of his shirt.

   "Sister She, you said it nicely, but in the end, it didn't work out after a try. Between us, it has always been that you don't believe me, not that I don't trust you."

Lu Bei sneered three times. Seeing that the oppression effect was outstanding, he put away the 'Eagle Eye' skill, and then said: "The fact is in front of you. Your trust in me is based on the blood oath. Now that the blood curse is gone, you feel very sad." Panic, very insecure... right?"

   "Yes, a little bit..."

  She Yan lowered her head heavily, her long hair hanging down to cover her hot ears, not wanting Lu Bei to see through the meaning behind her embarrassment.

   "That's right."

Lu Bei secretly said that children can be taught, and he said comfortingly: "Don't be afraid, I will show you a clear way, so that you won't be worried when we meet in the future, let alone guard me like a thief every day, I feel wronged, you use now Swear once more by blood."

  She Yan: (_)

  Calm down instantly, heartbeat stopped for a moment.

  She raised her head with a frosty face, shook her hands and pushed away the vicious dog blocking the way, and said indifferently: "I want to kill them, and I will start back to Sanqing Peak immediately. If you have anything to say to them, let it out quickly."

   "Uh, I have something to say, but it has nothing to do with them. I want to tell you." Lu Bei said embarrassingly.

   "Speak."

  She Yan's heart softened, and he stopped and waited for Lu Bei to make up for his previous mistakes.

"Sister She, if you feel that ten years of hard work is too long, we can discuss it again...Hey, don't leave, five years is fine! Just leave, remember to go back and look at the alchemy room, if anyone is lazy, it's okay Cultivate, drive him out of the mountain gate in front of everyone."

  Looking at the back figure who jumped out of the window and flew away, Lu Bei raised his hand and touched his chin, his eyes flickering: "The atmosphere just now was a bit wrong, her heartbeat was so fast, is it an illusion, she seems to like me?"

  Three major illusions in life.

  The phone is ringing, someone knocks on the door, I can fight back, there is someone under the bed, she likes me...

   Lu Bei pondered for a moment, and felt that it was not an illusion, as good as him plus a little bad, it is normal to attract rich women to like him.

  Senior sister is like this, and She Yan is like this, it is reasonable and there is nothing wrong with it.

  But just in case, I have to confirm it, lest I die on the spot.

  …

  Two days later, Hu San hurried back, stepped into the land of Langwu County and went straight to Hongxiu Pavilion.

   "Brother, with your pretty face, you can't find any man. Why are you in such a hurry?" Lu Bei stretched out his hand and asked Hu San to quickly take out his reward.

   "It's really urgent, fly with me, and we'll talk about it in the sky." Hu San took out the Qiankun bag and handed it to Lu Bei. He didn't give him time to inspect the goods, and dragged him towards the ferry.

   "What's the matter, what happened?" Lu Bei asked curiously.

   "I have a case in hand and I need your help. My brother, you will definitely not refuse me, so I won't ask you whether you agree or not."

  Just after leaving Hongxiu Pavilion, Hu San suddenly realized that something was missing, turned around and waited for a while, wondering: "Odd, where are my siblings? Why are there no one?"

   "I have something to do, I went back to Sanqing Peak two days ago."

   "Ah, isn't she inseparable from you all day long, why is she willing to leave you alone, or a place like Hongxiu Pavilion?"

  Hu San frowned, and blamed: "Tell me honestly, did you not return home at night, and was caught and raped by your younger siblings in the next room on the spot?"

   "Brother puts a barbecue grill in his crotch, I really can't hide anything from you."

   "My brother is confused!"

Hu San hated iron but said: "Sister and sister are such great beauties. In terms of appearance, they are only worse than my elder brother. In terms of figure, our mother should hold her down firmly. You leave the beauty alone and go find some mediocre Vulgar fans looking for fun, what on earth do you think?"

   "To drive the sustainable development of the economy, money is just a piece of paper in the house, and only when it is circulated can everyone earn money."

   Lu Bei commented, and then said in a bad mood: "Brother, what is the matter, if you don't talk about it, I will go back to Sanqing Peak."

   "It's not because of the dragon trap..."

  Hu San explained that the Iron Sword Alliance is huge and deeply rooted in Wu Zhou, and its influence is only slightly worse than Huangjizong.

  Some time ago, Hu San truthfully reported the information about his trap into the dragon formation, which was related to the dragon veins of the national destiny, so it was a big matter, in case the wind leaked, only a few people knew about it.

  Trapping the dragon array to lead to the collapse of the spiritual veins can bring great benefits of exposing the ruins and secret realms, but this does not affect the people above starting to plan for the Iron Sword League.

   To reap the benefits, the rebels must also be eliminated. Both hands must be grasped and both hands must be hard.

  If you want to control the swan, you must first remove its wings.

  Under this general policy, the eradication of the official forces on the surface of the Iron Sword League was logically first put on the agenda.

  Husan has a list in his hand, which is the officials of the Iron Sword League who have made great efforts to support them. The capital is ignored for the time being, and none of the local ones will be kept.

   There is only one reason for coming to Lu Bei, lack of thugs.

  Lu Bei always has She Yan by his side, buying a pretty boy who is in the Dan state, and a rich woman in the innate state, this business can't be lost.

  (end of this chapter)