Master Xue Shao and Lin Lang were married for the seventh year, and he evolved from a "little silly white sweet" to a "big silly white sweet".

The specific behavior is as follows:

Drink water to be sticky.

Stir-fry should be sticky.

Be sticky when doing yoga.

Even when Lin Lang goes to the bathroom, this guy might be squatting and swiping his phone not far from the door.

Especially in the recent period, the young master's stickiness index has soared.

why?

Because they have been married for seven years!

The young master didn't care, but a subordinate, who happened to be seven years old, had a divorce with his wife. He checked it and found out, good guy, actually cheating, his company absolutely can't tolerate such unfaithful men, so he threw people out. What was the result of the incident? The scumbag lost a high-paying job and ran away from his junior high school. He and his original partner were as good as ever.

Later, his wife begged to come to the company again, so that the big boss would give someone another chance to reform.

The young master pursed his lips, without saying anything, and asked him to go directly through the interview process. The result was brushed down by HR. His personal ability has not improved much in these years, and he is gnawing at his old capital. He can no longer satisfy the thriving company.

The interview didn't cause many waves to him, but the divorce that frightened the young master.

He very, very, very hope that the country will introduce a policy of never divorce.

He would die without a queen mother, TVT.

What a seven-year itch and ten-year pain.

What love becomes family affection loses sexual attraction.

He swiped his cell phone and searched out a lot of news about the relationship between husband and wife, and he almost died on the spot.

But his wife is very generous and self-confident. He never puts this kind of thing on his mind, but he seems to be like a deep grieving wife. He hugs someone when he is done, and asks vigorously whether he is okay, like it or not, do you like it? Love me. Ok? Why do not you speak? Sleepy? How can you be sleepy? !

It was the same on this day. She patted his head, then rolled the quilt, and fell asleep in peace of mind, not knowing that she had crushed a man's self-esteem.

The young master bit the quilt and cried.

How could she do this, he was about to cry!

Xue Shao lowered his face, and Mao Zaza's head kept digging into her chest, which caused people to find out. She was awakened by the trouble, very angry, and helpless to look at her, "My master, what do you want? How?"

"You are not allowed to sleep, keep looking at me!"

The young master hummed.

In front of her, his childishness continued unabated.

"Fine, I'm afraid of you."

The young master hugged her waist and fell asleep before anyone else for the first time.

In the dimness, someone poked him in the cheek.

The young master rolled over unhappy.

So the **** was also poked.

He opened his eyes in anger, "What are you doing!"

Ok?

What sound is this? Milky milky? !

He immediately became sober, and got up on his heels, but he tripped over the quilt with his short legs, fluttered, and was buried in the pillow.

My wife laughed so heartlessly.

Xue Shao was shocked to find that he had shrunk! ! !

He became a three-year-old baby! ! !

He wants to die! ! !

He turned his head in horror, and Lin Lang stretched out his hands at him, "I am not a perverted scientist, but I woke up early in the morning and found that you have shrunk successfully. I also studied your baby's sleeping posture for a long time." She sighed. "Your getting up gas turned out to be hereditary. You have been so stinky since you were a child. You poked your **** and you want to get up and knock me off."

Xue Shao: "..."

What is the focus of the baby's sleeping position now? The focus is how to change him back!

Lin Lang comforted him, "Don't worry, I have already told the company that you are sick and ask for leave and let the vice president take the top. Before you change back, you can enjoy your childhood."

childhood?

Xue Shao tried to recall what he did in his childhood, oh, to be the king of children, to drive people away.

"Well, it's useless for you to bald your own head." Lin Lang was angry and funny, grabbed his little hand, "Are you hungry? Let's eat?"

The little milk baby stared at her very seriously.

"Do not use duplicate words!"

Lin Lang said, "Okay."

She stood up and opened her arms to him, "The hug?"

The young master was very arrogant and ignored her. He slapped his butt, smashed, slipped off the sheets, and then bounced again.

Crackling.

Face to the ground.

He stood up firmly.

Haha.

Face the ground again.

——The young master really hates this cute baby body! ! !

When eating breakfast, the young master once again deeply felt his wife's malice.

The other party filled warm milk in a bottle, and the smile was thrilling.

The white face was sulky, and he refused to open his mouth alive.

The young master has his own spine, and he would rather starve to death than drink. He chirped all the way to the snack cabinet, his little head got in and took a bag of bread out.

He took a bite and overestimated the fragile throat tube, so he got stuck halfway and coughed constantly.

In the end the young master humiliated and accepted bottle relief.

She is so bad QAQ!

In the next period of time, Xue Shao couldn't go out and stayed at home, holding a small window to see when people would return.

Very pitiful.

Lin Lang discussed with him, should you go to the kindergarten and play with the kids, and I will pick you up at night?

The young master was so angry that he cried on the spot.

With! What! What! Let! he! on! young! child! garden!

This cry was out of control, Lin Lang hugged the person in her arms and coaxed the little man for a long time.

Relying on her skill of deceiving people without paying for their lives, she successfully coaxed people into the kindergarten class.

On the first day, the young master beat the small class.

The next day, the young master beat the middle-class man.

On the third day, the young master beat the big class.

In three days, the young master successfully ruled Chunmiao Kindergarten.

When Lin Lang came to pick up people, a group of small carrots followed the young master's ass, standing stumblingly, trying to straighten themselves.

She wanted to laugh when she looked at it.

Lin Lang knelt down and hugged the little man.

The young master twisted his buttocks, especially Fan, waved his hand back, and said with a special tone, "The meeting is over. See you tomorrow."

The little turnips also replied tenderly, "Boss, goodbye."

Lin Lang: "..."

The young master of her family is too much like a capitalist. Did raising a younger brother start with a baby?

Xue Shao has ruled and ruled in Chunmiao Kindergarten for half a year. One day, when he saw Lin Lang coming to pick him up, there was a man beside him.

This man is for the company and has always been very fond of Lin Lang. The young master especially disliked him like a dog skin plaster, and drove him to hold on.

Don't you dare to dig into the corner of his wall?

The young master ran over angrily.

Haha.

Short legs tripped again.

And in his sight, there was a bicycle running rampantly towards Lin Lang.

"Be careful!"

As soon as he screamed, the very gentleman pulled Lin Lang away, and he suffered a little bruise.

"nothing."

The man smiled gently.

Xue Shao's eyes were red with jealousy, but he became smaller, his arms were weak, and he could no longer protect her!

He is a trash snack!

hateful!

The young master clenched his fist with scarlet eyes, and thumped the ground fiercely, again and again.

His abnormal condition frightened the teacher next to him, and quickly helped him up, "Xiao Shao, Xiao Shao, what's the matter with you? Are you okay?"

Xue Shao ran out regardless.

"A Shao?...A Shao! Xiao Xuezi!"

The woman slipped his collar from behind.

The little guy fluttered in the air with his short legs, slightly crying, "You go! If you don't want me, just leave me alone! You bad lady! Change of thoughts! Unusual!"

On this day, the young master burst into tears in Chunmiao Kindergarten, and the imposing little overlord became a poor little boy.

After returning home, this person was also sick, did not bite the bottle, refused to hug.

Every time Lin Lang wanted to speak, he puckered his **** at someone.

The three-year-old young master gave up on himself.

The next day, in Chunmiao kindergarten, a group of big class bear children came aggressively.

"Little bad guy, your mother is going to run with uncle, just a little bit!"

Xue Shao's eyes were cold, "She is not my mother, and will not run with others!"

"Wow, you are a wild species, nobody wants it, nobody wants it!"

The young master sneered.

When the kindergarten director arrived, there was a pile on the sand, and the young master buried himself in the sandpit, crying more miserably than anyone else.

However, I took a look at it-

Hey, the little face is clean, and there are only some simple bruises on the body. Compared with the swollen nose of other people, it can't be lighter.

But the young master cried and howled, as if he had a terminal illness, scaring the parents who wanted to ask the crime to death.

Lin Lang was called to the kindergarten by a phone call.

"What's the matter? Why are you fighting again."

The young master stopped crying, his face was exquisite and beautiful, but his eyes were very dark. He stared at her, reminding Lin Lang of the day he returned to China, cold and creepy.

"Are you going to find me "Dad"?"

The beautiful child asked blankly, emphatically biting the name "Dad".

The woman tilted her head and smiled, "Want to know the answer? You obediently apologize, and I will tell you when I go home."

The young master did.

There is always a cold breath in his apology, and the parents numb their scalp and leave with their children.

One big and one small returned to the villa.

The young master walked very slowly and did not wrestle again.

A beautifully packaged gift box was placed on the table in the living room. Lin Lang took out a small crown and put it on him, "The cake will not be eaten until the evening. Can you take the gift first? Open it."

He hesitantly drew the ribbon.

Inside was a little doll, a little queen in a red dress with a crown.

All the thorns, all the barriers, all the suspicions, melted instantly at this moment.

He cried in a mess and threw himself into Lin Lang's arms.

"Sorry! I was wrong!"

The young master raised his porcelain-white face and said with a sob, "Will you wait for me to grow up? When I turn 22, I, I will marry you immediately!"

Lin Lang insisted on teasing him, "But you are 22 years old, but I am 47 years old. You are surrounded by a group of young and beautiful girls, don't you be impressed?"

"I don't! I want you! Old and fat, ugly..." He shook his head again, "You are the best!"

"Ok--"

She rubbed his head.

"Then I will wait for you to marry me."

The morning light spilled down the window, and the man turned over, his back beautiful and cold.

He opened his sleepy eyes.

Ok?

Xue Shao looked at the wrist of his adult man and almost cried with excitement.

He immediately hugged Lin Lang and burst into tears.

"It turned out to be a nightmare! Xiaoye is really not easy!!!"

Lin Lang turned her head and showed him a weird smile.

He suddenly had a bad feeling.

When the young master goes to the living room-

Good guy, the ugly three-year-old photos of him hang neatly on all four walls!

That is not a dream at all!

He let out a cry of grief.

So weak stood on tiptoe and touched his head, "You were so cute when you were a kid, so you should cry more."

Xue Shao: "..."

After all, she just wanted to bully him.

"Why can you be so bad-hearted, my little master is going to blow up." He was wronged, but he still squatted down to make her feel more comfortable, "I just started the kindergarten to stop the man from going to work. road--"

Lin Lang: "...and then?"

Xue Shao: "Then let my little brothers hug people's legs and call Dad."

Lin Lang: "...it really hurts."

Xue Shao: "Hmph, you don't want me, anyway, I'll show it to you."

Lin Lang smirked and stared at him in parallel.

"Then I want you?"

"Then I'll be a good person for the rest of my life, and show it to you."

As long as you are--

My world is the sweetest fairy tale.