There are two young masters in the Situ family.

The young masters are twins. They grew up together and have very good relationships.

They just entered the first grade this year, and their favorite is their mother, then their grandparents, then their big golden retrievers, then the toys their mother gave them, and finally their father.

Their father is a murderous dad who is famous far and wide, no, it should be said that he is a master of pitting children.

According to the neighbors’ witnesses, they saw their father and mother on the phone with their own eyes, but because they were so distracted that they didn’t even see the boss’s pants off, they let him go home naked all the way.

The first-grade boss is deeply ashamed of the shadow of kindergarten.

The second child is luckier than his elder brother, but he is too naughty. His father used a clothes fork to put it in the air to reflect--and the father's eyes were not so good. He always crossed the wrong person. The innocent boss was strung up, making the boss resent deeply.

Their grandparents said that their father's heart and eyes were all devoted to their mother.

The twins have inherited their father's genes, and they are all concerned about "how to steal mother from father".

However, Dad is like the dragon, vicious stepmother, and super villain in the comic strip. It is very bad. Every time they hug their mother for less than a minute, Dad is like a thunder in the sky. He ruthlessly splits the two of them and carries mother away. Now, like a bandit.

Yes, the bandits, the two brothers recently studied the Xinhua Dictionary and learned a lot of broad and profound words, such as "shameless", "rogue", "despicable", etc., which are the most suitable to describe their father.

The twins felt that it was too difficult for them to live magically until now.

Recently, the teacher told a story about an alien baby, and the children are also wondering if they are the little princes left behind from a certain planet.

Situ Fei walked into the room of the two brothers and found that they were pouting their butts with an "antenna" in their heads, playing "Star Wars".

He led one in one hand and threw it back on the bed like a cannonball.

"You two brats, let me sleep well!"

"I want my mother to sleep!"

"The appeal is invalid and rejected."

Situ Fei touched his conscience, picked up the broken feelings of the old father, and said earnestly, "You are old, you are upright men. You have to learn to be alone and learn to be independent. You know, don't do it all the time. Busy, you must not bother her."

The child was very wronged, "Then father, you are so old, why do you still sleep with your mother?"

The devil is shameless, "Because in your mother's mind, I am always a small child who is not growing up. Your mother must coax me well before I can coax you."

twin:"……"

They felt something was wrong, but they couldn't tell.

So they could only stare at people in anger.

Situ Fei chuckled lightly, "Okay, what is the little brain thinking about so much? Go to sleep, the moon is about to catch people."

The boss retorted, "The moon won't catch children. It's Granny Wolf who catches children!"

Situ Fei raised his eyebrows, "Really."

That night the brothers had an absurd dream.

The moon has really fallen and hit their roof!

The brothers were so frightened that they cried and cried, and started to escape.

Stars fell all the way behind the little ass.

The stars are super fierce.

Scold the child!

things in fairy tale are lies!

Sitting on the head of the bed, Lin Lang watched the shameless behavior of the man making fun of his offspring.

She twisted his arm lightly, "You almost got it."

Situ Fei plausibly said, "I am creating an unforgettable childhood for them!"

Lin Lang rolled her eyes, "It's the first time I have heard people say that nightmares are so refreshing and refined."

The big demon's expression suddenly became ambiguous and enchanting, "Why, I can't bear your son's suffering, that's okay, you can do them for them, I'm generous."

Lin Lang: "..."

Since becoming a father, this man has been completely shameless.

The big demon hooked the broken hair in her ear, "Come on, seduce me quickly and make me head overwhelmed."

Lin Lang kicked, but was held by her ankle.

A laugh slid from his throat, muffled and sultry, "Okay, I was seduced."

The next day, someone who was overly indulgent happily overslept with his wife.

On the contrary, the twins are very calm, climbing the cabinet by themselves, filling their stomachs, and supporting themselves.

It was ten minutes before the school gate was closed before they went bang bang bang and knocked on the door.

"Dad, we are going to be late."

"..."

Situ Fei scratched his hair like a bird's nest, yawned and opened the door, "Have you packed your school bags."

The twins cast contemptuous eyes.

Otherwise, are you still waiting for you to do it?

Situ Feile started rubbing their little brains, "I'm in good spirits, your mother is just worried."

Father opened the window, and the morning wind was light and refreshing.

The twins looked solemn and quickly put on their little helmets.

Situ Fei wrapped his fingers in a gust of wind and tied them to the feet of the twins. "Pay attention in class, you know."

Then with a scream, the two little guys were dragged out of the window by the wind, like two little stars, quickly disappearing from the horizon.

Situ Fei looked over for a minute, very satisfied, very good, the little **** went out safely, and he could spend the whole day with his wife again.

As for lunch?

Oh, that's not important, the Land Society will take care of them.

As for the evening, well, behold where the gods go, and take these two boys by the way.

Yes, this is how the young master of the Situ family goes home.

Other children are escorted by their parents, or take the school bus, and they, they go to heaven if they disagree:)

At the last minute, the brothers successfully got stuck in the school gate.

Some children saw it and asked them, "Situ Lin, Situ Lang, why do you bring helmets to school every day?"

The little fat man next to them laughed at them immediately, "Student Situ, I went to school on a cloud."

This little fat guy was in the same kindergarten with them before, because the twins are too popular with girls, and the little red that little fat guy likes is also their little girl, which arouses the little fat guy's strong jealousy, and he will ridicule the brothers if he catches the opportunity .

The elder Situ Lin shook her head, "No, Uncle Feng sent us to school today."

The little fat man immediately laughed exaggeratedly.

The younger brother Situ Lang was so wronged, he patted the leaves on his head, "Really! Dad is bad, he dragged our feet, I almost hung up on the tree!"

This time, however, it caused even greater laughter.

The twins were eclipsed by the stars in the kindergarten, and suddenly entered a new environment. They were all strange faces and couldn't help but feel lost. On the contrary, it is the little fat man who is the favorite of the teacher. His parents also donated a building to the school. They are very proud. In normal and small classes, the little fat man takes out the latest toys and the most expensive snacks from the desk. Wait, provoke the child's envy for a while.

But the twins are also lost. If the children don't play with them, they just play with other "things".

Thanks to their father's "steel education", the two little guys are particularly strong.

On this day, the Chinese teacher talked about the Spring Festival and let everyone speak enthusiastically.

The twins hate the language teacher the most. They squatted down when talking to the little fat man. They were very gentle and affectionate. When talking to them, they used their nostrils to face them. They also asked my father why the teacher behaves like this. Didn't he say that the teacher treats everyone equally and is a good example? My father laughed and said that one kind of rice raises hundreds of people.

Of course Dad also said that if this school can't stay any longer, we can leave at any time.

Although my father didn't care about it, he was the backbone of the brothers at the critical moment, giving them unlimited courage.

The Chinese teacher smiled and asked the little fat man, "Student Liu, how does your family celebrate the Spring Festival?"

The little fat man held his chest up and was quite proud, "My parents took me to take me abroad for the New Year and travel to various countries."

The younger brother Situ Lang put his cheeks on, and whispered to his brother, "Let's let Dad take us to the bottom of the sea for the New Year next time. The little rabbits in the Moon Palace are too annoying. They make medicine every day and make them noisy to sleep."

My brother was also worried, "But Uncle Dragon King always eats seafood raw, it's so fishy."

The younger brother was righteous, "That can't be helped, who would let Dad only barbecue and cut trees!"

The student next to him laughed.

The Chinese teacher glared over, "Classmate Chen, hasn't the teacher taught you? Keep quiet when others speak!"

Student Chen is a little fat man's dog leg, and immediately said, "Teacher, I didn't mean it, yes, it was them, saying some funny things."

"what's so funny?"

The Chinese teacher patted a chalk eraser, "You two, what are you doing now? Say, what did you guys say."

My brother spoke clearly, "Teacher, we are discussing whether we are going to the Moon Palace or the Sea Dragon Palace this Spring Festival."

The whole class burst into laughter.

The Chinese teacher looked at the brothers with an expression of caring for the mentally retarded, "What kind of background do you think your family is, and you still don’t focus on studying? Like classmate Liu’s parents, they donated a building to the school. This is called If you have the ability, your father is idle all day long, and you don’t have anything to do. Don’t learn from your father!"

The last time there was a parent meeting, the Situ family of four made a good appearance, especially the woman named Lin Lang, who robbed all the women of the scenery, and the Chinese teacher who had always looked good became a foil.

Situ Lang was upset, "Teacher, my brother and I are first and second in grade." He was fierce, "Don't scold my father, otherwise, otherwise, I will let the gods and sisters scold you."

The children are quite grudges.

The Chinese teacher rolled her eyes, and there were countless eyes growing on the ceiling, some with good-looking eyebrows and some with evil spirits, scared her to scream as a ghost and ran out of the classroom.

Local gods: "..."

Don't cue, they are not ghosts.

From then on, the Chinese teacher didn't dare to talk to the brothers casually, she always felt very evil.

After this move, the children felt that their brothers were very proud, and even the "old witch" was afraid of them! Some also applied, "Big brother, second brother, I have never been to Dragon Palace, can you take me this year?"

The twins scratched their heads. "Then we have to tell Dad!"

So they grind hard, and finally get their father to agree.

The next day the brothers brought in a red invitation to the children who wanted to go to Dragon Palace to sign. When New Year's Eve arrived, the shrimp soldiers and crabs from Dragon Palace would be dispatched to pick up people for the New Year. This kind of fantasy was too tempting for children. Chen Xiao-classmate abandoned the organization and demanded a share.

Four-fifths of the class ran over to join in the fun, and the rest was a party of little fat guys, mocking them for being fools.

Then, on New Year’s Eve—

The children stayed with the adults, rubbing their eyes sleepily, why didn't they come?

It was crackling, it was past zero, and firecrackers were set off by thousands of people in the streets.

That night, the parents in Class 3 of Sunshine Elementary School felt that their children were a little abnormal, as if they were burning their ass, running around the house, crying and shouting, "Dad, mom, fluffy come to eat me!"

Then the children threw themselves on the bed and fell asleep. They laughed and laughed, putting the New Year's Eve money under their pillows, wishing them all the best, and Xiao Miao'er will grow up soon.

Dragon Palace held a grand welcoming ceremony for the friends of the young masters, lighting the glazed lanterns all the way, for fear that they would bump into each other.

The children looked curiously at the magical underwater world, with corals, fish schools, and shells larger than them shining. The father and mother Situ that they met at the parent meeting changed into very beautiful ancient costumes, with long hair and fluttering white clothes, especially like the gods in the TV series!

"So your family is really a friend of the gods."

Student Chen announced that from today, he is the dogleg of Brother Situ!

The two adults were chattering ahead, one step behind.

Situ Fei murmured, "I blame these two bragging little ghosts, I'm going to watch the night completely tonight."

Lin Lang thought it amused, "Tell me, which one of your New Year's celebrations was successful? You fell asleep in the Moon Palace last year—"

The man complained childishly, "Isn't that the group of rabbits is too annoying, and the two little ghosts are also asleep, you can't just blame me!"

"Okay, it was a rabbit last year. The year before last, you also slept in the netherworld!" Lin Lang glanced at her, her eyes flowed, with a variety of styles.

Situ Fei babbled twice, "Which government is sleeping, don’t slander me, I only have you sleeping, but I’m not messing with it. That’s not it, those two rascals have to quarrel and watch the eighteenth **** Well, I watched a horror movie all night and fell asleep by accident. You have to be considerate of the man who was a father in England."

Lin Lang was not angry, "You have a reason."

The man laughed, very cheap.

He took his wife's hand and walked towards the crystal clear Dragon Palace.

The golden bell on her wrist rang crisply, real and reassuring.

Thank you for coming to my future.

I am Situ Fei, Situ's Situ, Situ's Situ.

Love your nons very much.