Guard With a Knife

~: Eight hundred and thirty: [3 versions of

The love of Snoopy among the Los Angeles people has continued unabated, even though the **** dog has been doing business in Hollywood all summer.

The only dissatisfaction that the Los Angelesers have with Sex Dogs in the past offseason is: why your two concerts should be arranged at the Western Forum Arena instead of Staples Arena.

Therefore, when Snoopy played, it was not difficult to understand the cheers of the audience.

In fact, when the Duke Dog and the Black Mamba hugged before the opening, there were still many corrupt women screaming: Together! Together! !

God knows what they think.

Sex dog is going to gossip with all kinds of female stars almost every day.

In addition to the turmoil of 2003, Black Mamba also had a large-scale scandal in October, including ESPN, Leggo, Yahoo and other media. They claimed that Kobe met Italian star Vieri’s ex-girlfriend beauty anchor Melissa Sata at a party in Milan. After the banquet, Sata left first and then went to the hotel where Kobe stayed until the second. I left early in the morning.

This does sound very similar to the plot of Emma Watson at the London night party by the **** dog.

ESPN even wrote in the breaking news article: Vanessa must be the most opposed to Snoopy joining Los Angeles. She absolutely does not want her husband to let her go to Europe twice a year with the help of Duke Dog. Xin Yanyu!

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Although the head coach of the Lakers changed from Phil Jackson to McBrown, McBrown apparently has not found his identity. The long career as an assistant coach in Cleveland made him even forget how to command a strong NBA team.

He followed the rules of Cao and let the players continue to implement the triangle tactics on the court.

Frankly speaking, this Lakers team is too old. There is nothing new between them, just like a couple who have been married for 30 years, and any subtle cooperation seems full of perfunctory.

Although Kobe Bryant, wearing his armguards, has been actively and tenaciously showing his willpower there, he also showed his art of ironing.

Obviously, the injury to his right arm still affected him somewhat, and his body could no longer keep up with his determination.

Also unable to keep up with his determination, there are other Lakers players.

Since being eliminated cleanly by the Dallasans with a four-to-zero victory in April, the attitude of the entire team seems to be a walking dead.

In addition, Andrew Bynum was suspended because of a malicious foul on Baria in the playoffs last season.

Therefore, the game almost entered the second half and there was not much suspense.

The only thing that fans in front of the TV talk about is that Segou started in the third quarter with a variety of picturesque emergency stop jumpers, turn over jumpers, dry shots... Yes, after a summer of tempering, Snoopy His movements are becoming more and more harmonious, more and more stretched, and even a little elegant.

But bang bang bang bang!

When basketball is constantly slamming on the rim of Los Angeles like a hammer.

Charles Barkley couldn't help saying on TV: "It's time for Snoopy to cut off contact with Kobe Bryant. He is becoming the second black mamba!"

And after this sentence.

The entire TNT began to discuss the scandals of the three Miss Emma on the sidelines.

God knows why three Emma suddenly got together tonight. Is it because God knows that this is a dull Christmas battle?

"In my opinion, Emma Roberts is the most attractive female star among the three Emma. Although she is a bit like a hobbit, if you look down from the eyes of a basketball player." Kenny Smith took the initiative to talk about this. One thing: "But in any case, being able to gather the love of three Miss Emma is an unprecedented thing. It is far more difficult than getting a triple-double in this game!"

Charles Barkley agreed with his judgment, and he also believes that it is far more difficult to assemble the three Emma than to get the Disney princess. After all, the same man the Disney princess has always liked to fight for.

These three Emma come from different classes and countries and have completely different growth experiences.

However, just like basketball hits the rim from all angles, the **** dog becomes their intersection, and may even be the end point!

"So, why don't we discuss the attraction of basketball players to female stars? Before Snoopy turned out, female stars preferred to gossip with rugby players and even tennis players." Earl Johnson tried his best to maintain fairness. attitude.

He vowed to say: "This absolutely changed the ecological environment of the NBA. Before Snoopy, the attractiveness of NBA players' women was only that they had a lot of money and a mindless mind. The vast majority of beautiful girls As long as you put on beautiful clothes and then take a few boxes of family planning tools pierced by needles and stay in the hotel where the players are staying, there is a great probability of finding a lifetime meal ticket!"

"Are you talking about Sean Camp? That guy is bankrupt now." Barkley murmured.

"No, I think he was reminding Dwight Howard!" Kenny Smith said with a smirk.

Snapped!

With Segou and Lor Deng hand in hand to attack the black mamba and complete the steals, the topic finally returned to the arena.

boom! !

Snoopy's Tomahawk dunks widened the point difference to 21 points.

Then, the Lakers requested a timeout.

Kobe Bryant clutched his right arm, he looked a little painful and unbearable, the steal just now brought him a big impact.

Snoopy also walked over.

The camera did not capture what they were talking about.

However, both of them soon came to rest.

And at the end of the break, Snoopy also deliberately walked from the Bulls bench to the Lakers bench. This caused inexplicable cheers throughout the arena.

"I think people in Los Angeles dream of such a scene. But I must remind them that Snoopy is wearing a Bulls jersey." Charles Barkley missed the opportunity to tease the fans at the scene, and also deliberately said: "He came here for a very good reason. Maybe I just want to have a face-to-face with a certain Emma sitting in the middle and tell me the room number for my appointment tonight!!"

This aroused the intense curiosity of the audience in front of the TV.

Compared to this boring game, people are obviously looking forward to tonight's dessert.

Actually, at this time. The three Emma also started chatting, they whispered to each other nearby, looking very close. After all, at least two Emma have signed up with the brokerage company that Sex Gou's mother and Daphne have joined together. Although Emma Watson has not signed a contract, she is filming the head work of Xingmeng Productions.

They should have unlimited topics in common.

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When the Christmas War in the West ended at 133:98, the Christmas War on the other side had just begun.

LeBron James has become stronger again, and he has become stronger visible to the naked eye. Not only did he have a stable output outside the three-point line, but he also pulled into the penalty area many times to solve the problem with back singles.

Whether it was Sean Marion, Vince Carter or Lamar Odom, they all failed to complete his restrictions. He has formed a monopoly-level dislocation advantage, just as the color dog did with the Miami paint last season.

Although Nowitzki is still full of firepower, Jason Kidd gets more and more demon as he gets older.

However, LeBron and Dwyane are still in full control of the situation in Miami. Although the final score is not as wide as the Los Angeles Christmas game, a large number of critics can't wait to announce after the game that Miami has become the most powerful contender for the 2012 championship!

James is too strong.

The data of 32 points, 11 rebounds and 8 assists completely concealed Snoopy's 21 points, 9 assists and 8 rebounds. When he also possesses post-body skills, Snoopy no longer has any advantages.

The little duke learned of this message after dinner with Emma Watson and Emma Roberts.

Even though he knew that there were countless paparazzi following him, he still calmly drove the black mamba and took the two to the restaurant for Christmas Eve.

All three of them ate very happily. After the meal, Snoopy sent them off very gentlemanly, and then returned to the hotel.

The reporter did not take any valuable pictures.

Because the chassis of the Hummer is too high, it is impossible for someone to shoot in from condescendingly and to photograph Emma Roberts' restless little hands everywhere, and it is impossible to photograph Watson lying gently on the shoulder of the dog in a drunken state. Breath at the ear pinna.

Anyway, after returning to the hotel, the **** dog was very uncomfortable.

Why should I be so upright?

Snoopy asked himself.

Then, he had to watch the video of Miami vs. Dallas to let his restless heart slowly settle down.

Frankly speaking, LeBron James' progress is indeed beyond Snoopy's expectations. Although his post-up singles is not as good as his own, it is indeed sufficient. And, with the increase in weight, his performance in the fourth position is indeed unexpected: Nowitzki is very uncomfortable by him.

"The Heat really have made a lot of progress from last season!!"

After watching the video, Snoopy's eyebrows can't help but frown.

With the further running-in of the Big Three, this difficult opponent has improved LeBron James's strength, coupled with the reinforcement of the flanking line of defense. In essence, it has completed a full surpass of last season.

Looking back at the Bulls, if you don’t count yourself. The overall strength is declining, after all... the lineup of the striker last season was really luxurious, with fat, thin, thin, various types. Although this year is still above the standard, and the introduction of Richard Hamilton, there is also a good rookie Jimmy Butler. But... the decline in overall combat power is visible to the naked eye.

This means that Snoop will be heavier than this year's courage.

If Snoopy last season relied on a solid and strong teammate foundation to complete his great cause, then this season, he must play the role of shouldering the whole team.

A long way to go!

Snoopy gritted his teeth, then took a bath and went to bed!

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The day after the Christmas War, the Bulls announced that they had completed an early contract extension with another core player, Derek Rose. A maximum salary of 90 million US dollars in five years.

Although this contract was not implemented immediately this season, it also proved the determination of the Bulls to stabilize the lineup.

This cheered the Bulls' supporters.

But many basketball experts are commenting: This renewal does not have much practical significance, perhaps just to increase the value of the transaction.

Recently, there have been many voices circulating that the Bulls intend to use Derrick Rose to trade with the Golden State Warriors, and the Bulls boss has taken a fancy to Stephen Curry's value. It is believed that Stephen Curry has a close relationship with Snoopy, and the style of the game fits well, which can produce a perfect chemical reaction.

The Golden State Warriors also lack a strong No. 1, and Derek Rose is undoubtedly the best puzzle.

At the same time, the sponsor and Ross's brokerage team also took a fancy to the commercial prospects of the Bay Area and are actively promoting this transaction.

This news has noses and eyes, as if it will happen in an instant and it's official announcement.

However, the Little Duke released the first tweet of the new season before the start of the game with the Los Angeles Clippers.

He @了玫瑰, congratulations on completing the contract renewal. And talked about: We will move forward together in the next five years. #This is our bull, this is our time#.

His attitude is very obvious.

Subsequently. Derek Rose was also reposting this tweet and wrote: Fight together and create the Bull Dynasty together!

The two people sang and made a peace, quite a bit of a scene of madness and bitterness.

Afterwards, the discussion about this transaction also slowly subsided. After all, Snoopy has announced that he and Derek Rose will never be separated. What is the point of discussing this deal? Back then, the Bulls wanted to trade Pippen for McGrady, to continue the dynasty. But Michael Jordan hit back all negotiations with a NO word.

This is the power of the absolute core.

Of course, the singing of the two still makes other superstars a little uncomfortable. After all, Snoopy is talking about our time~lightnovelpub.net~ and Derrick Rose's answer is to create a bull dynasty!

Where do you put the championship dreams of other superstars? ?

"This is our time!! Come on Thunder!!"

Kevin Durant posted a tweet for the first time, and he did not forget @威少爷, Harden Master and Ibaka. It seemed to declare that the Fourth Young Master of Thunder was the master of this era.

LeBron James of the Mesozoic era also quickly posted: Miami Dynasty, we are on the way. @Miami! @德怀恩! !

Although the season has just begun, the competition for the championship has heated up.

In fact, if it wasn't for those old guys who don't pay much attention to social networks and don't know how to use mobile phones, I'm afraid they would have already spoken out.

After all, compared to the degree of grumpiness, the old men are very hot!

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When Kevin Durant and LeBron James expressed their rebuttals on the Internet, the Bulls had already started the game with the Clippers. The Clippers, who won the league's first point guard, have indeed made great strides. But this kind of progress is far from qualifying them to compete with the defending champion: even though Derrick Rose, who is eighth in the double list, did not play.

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