Guard With a Knife

~: Eight hundred and twenty-nine: [The domi

After a short and short training camp, the 30 NBA teams began their very short preseason journey.

The Bulls played three games, and most other teams even only had two or one game.

Although the basketball media have been cautiously criticizing the little duke that he shouldn't go to a movie or hold a concert all summer, there shouldn't be so many commercial activities and gossip with so many female stars.

However, in the first game of the preseason, the **** dog used a tomahawk-style buckle to knock the eager Detroit sophomore center Greg Monroe to the ground.

All the voices of doubt automatically ascended to heaven.

Because before this extremely violent battle axe snapped, the little duke used an exaggerated gesture of worshipping the Buddha to sway the early fat Stucky aside, and almost did not fall.

The movement of running clouds and flowing water made people exclaim... The little duke has evolved again.

His physical coordination is improving at a speed visible to the naked eye.

If it weren't for the last three minutes of the first quarter to show his respect for the steel city of Detroit with his shocking Wuliantie, people even suspect that he has completely reborn.

But even so.

The Bulls fans in front of the TV are still full of hope for the new season, because under the new mask, Hamilton is perfectly integrated with the little duke, when he appears with Snoopy together with Lor Dun, Ty Gibson and Korver on the court.

A violent spring breeze blew in Detroit instantly.

The so-called spring breeze proud of horseshoe disease.

Under the lead of the little duke, Tay Gibson and Lor Deng were like two sharp daggers, and through various cutting movements, they easily cut through the defense of the steel girl in Detroit. Then, Korver and Hamilton used precise shots to keep the bullets into their dead ends.

The broken Pistons failed to withstand the Bulls' three-quarter offensive.

In fact, if it weren't for the Kobe-style shooting rate of 2 of 12 shots from the outside of the three-point line, there would be no suspense before the game.

It is worth mentioning that Derrick Rose did not play tonight.

This guy peeled an apple and chipped his little finger at the Detroit hotel. According to the team doctor, he almost chipped to the bone.

This has become a joke for the media. It is the first time for the NBA to cut apples so fiercely.

Rose was a little depressed about this. He complained in the locker room: "If it weren't for MTV to report which duke girl you would marry, I wouldn't cut my hand at all!"

This makes the **** dog feel quite innocent.

At the same time, the players began to think about the offseason.

So a group of people came up and asked: "Hey, are you really going to marry Daphne?"

"What about those duke girls?"

"In October, where did you disappear from the beach with the three duke girls?"

"In Britain, did you really spend the night with Emma Watson?"

"Also, what's the matter with the Korean son-in-law?"

"By the way, there are female stars from your own country..."

"..."

Under Lordan's leadership, a group of boring guys launched a fierce attack on their leader.

This makes the pervert miss Marbury so much.

Facts have proved that a team has no soul without a political commissar.

"I think your mental awareness has dropped very quickly!!"

The little duke dropped these words and fled from the dressing room.

Then in Indiana, he vented his anger to the home fans holding the duke girl bikini sign.

Although Paul George explained to Snoopy, in Indiana, folk customs are like that.

But the **** dog was still very angry and rushed into the penalty area to complete nine dunks, and every time he dunks, he would stare at the fans holding the bikini placards. Even after buckling Hibbert under his crotch, he did not forget to extend his **** to the clamoring Pacers fans.

This played a key role in getting his early graduation certificate.

Amid the boos of local fans, the little duke walked out of the arena with his head up.

He doesn't like this atmosphere.

In fact, when he left, he thought angrily: It's best not to let me meet you in the playoffs! ! I won't give Reggie Miller face.

Snoopy can accept people around him ridiculing himself, but he can't tolerate those rude fans making unsightly banners and boards. This behavior neither respects those female stars, nor does it respect themselves.

After Snoopy's exit. Lor Deng led the team to continue the onslaught, he could not sit back and watch the game be turned over by the Pacers.

What they did was wonderful.

Although Carlos Boozer made a serious offseason blessing, he still rushed into the basket several times and forced a layup.

And after he succeeded, he didn't forget to curse to the side of the court.

He scolded very vaguely.

This makes the referee very uncomfortable, and he does not know whether to give T or not.

This is the brilliance of the NBA's old fritters.

After the game, Carlos Boozer did not change his style of last season at all. He talked about the greatness of the little duke in front of the Indiana media. At the same time, he criticized the Pacers’ fan culture: “Those things are meaningless except for Snoopy’s anger and massacre.”

"Although Indiana has a tradition of offending basketball rulers, you have to pay attention. Now the Bulls ruler is more brutal than the previous one, so he won't give you a chance to resist. Just look!"

Carlos Boozer looked like a ruthless expert.

Many media in the offseason ridiculed that his 15 million annual salary of 14 million was praised by the little duke’s labor costs.

How could Boozer accept this humiliation? As a result, this season he has increased the business of ‘speaking harshly’. He wants to make the Bulls management feel value for money!

This kind of service spirit of excellence has been unanimously appreciated and highly praised by the Bulls players after the game!

Before Marbury went to Beijing, Lor Deng, who talked with him for two nights, delivered an important speech by Gao Wu Jian Leng, thinking that he had said the heart of the locker room. This kind of "jun humiliated the ministers and died" summary continued to carry forward and pay close attention Work hard and continue to go deeper.

Carlos Boozer said that he will continue to work hard and live up to expectations.

Frankly speaking, this post-match meeting atmosphere makes the new Masked Man and rookie Jimmy Butler feel novel. But at the same time, they also showed a high level of ideological awareness, took the initiative to move closer to the organization, and deeply understood the highest purpose and highest core of the Bulls locker room.

The Bulls’ third preseason game was held at the United Center Arena.

Due to the opening game on Christmas Day, David Stern, who was kicked by a donkey in his head, was arranged to Los Angeles, so this game with the New York Knicks flooded with 20,000 people.

In this huge home cheer.

The New York Knicks, the lifelong enemy of the **** dog, once again swallowed a fiasco. They were knocked out at the beginning, and then caught by the brutal Chicago people and forced them into cockroaches. The score starts from double digits and jumps upwards, each quarter increases by more than 10 points, and finally at the end of the fourth quarter.

62-121! !

This is a magical score.

After the Knicks was brutally slaughtered by the powerful little duke for 56 points in the playoffs, they sent another lucky gift package in the preseason of leaving the old and welcoming the new.

The 58-point fiasco passed back to New York State, and the whole city fell silent.

The New York Times the next day was there muttering: Is Snoopy too unkind? His anger should be over, right?

to be honest.

Sex dogs are very innocent.

He only played 22 minutes, only got 15 points, 12 assists, 11 rebounds and 2 steals. What do you want him to do?

Who is the New York team now that the mud bodhisattva crosses the river monster? Stoudemire had just finished the operation, and Carmelo Anthony was eating round and round in New York, and his eyes were on the same level as the iron-eater. Plus a bunch of stragglers who didn't know where they came from.

Losing only 58 points is a shame.

Besides, when Anthony led the Nuggets to massacre Chris Paul by 58 points in the playoffs, the New York Times didn't see you saying that it was unkind! The first point guard in the NBA is still carrying the label of ‘58 City’. What did he say?

Speaking of 58 same city.

The Bulls' debut was indeed a trip to Los Angeles City.

This arrangement made Chicago fans extremely angry, thinking that everyone at the top of the league was kicked by the donkey.

Chicago dignified championship, the opening game is going to Los Angeles to play? ?

What is the Lakers?

Why was it swept away in the semi-finals last year? To play is also a match with last year's Western Conference champion Mavericks!

Besides, in another opening game, what does it mean to send the Mavericks to Miami?

Is it cross-infection?

The Bulls fans are very upset!

The Bulls players also suffocated their stomachs~lightnovelpub.net~ This arrangement means that they have to play the Lakers, Clippers, Kings, and Warriors before returning to the home court to receive the championship ring!

Lor Deng even wrote in the edit box on Twitter several times: "Come out and get beaten!"

Then delete it again.

The British chief is a little bit embarrassed!

In contrast, French Noah, who is a lap of fatter, is just a lot bigger. When he arrived in Los Angeles, he said disapprovingly: "I didn't regard it as a Christmas game. This is an ordinary regular season. The Lakers are no longer at the Christmas game level."

He is very frank.

And he also dissed Andrew Bynum during the offseason that he claimed that he was not worthy of the best defensive second team. "That guy just needs to do his own haircut. He doesn't understand defense at all."

The speech full of gunpowder made the people of Los Angeles very unhappy.

But no way, the Lakers' momentum is indeed declining. Especially when the three-way deal was rejected, and then Chris Paul was traded to the same city team Clippers, the Zijin Army seemed to have entered a downward channel.

Most importantly, four days ago. The 33-year-old Kobe Bryant played against the Clippers in the preseason. He was blocked in a layup against DeAndre Jordan. After falling to the ground, he found his right wrist was injured. He was subsequently diagnosed with a torn ligament between the triangles of the wrist and the injury was serious.

However, if he undergoes surgery, he will be absent for at least a few weeks.

This is very detrimental to the situation of the Lakers in the new season.

Therefore, he refused the operation.

And emphasized: "No matter how bad the situation is, I will do my best to help the team. Even if I cut off the injured right hand, I will use the other hand to play the opener!"

This is very tough.

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