"You have such a big heart..."

Looking at Lu Ming who had already started washing and cooking, He Xie sighed.

dang dang dang…

Lu Ming was cutting vegetables, but he couldn't hear clearly, and asked loudly, "What's the matter, brother? What's the big deal?"

"Cut your vegetables."

"Okay brother! Hey brother, you have distilled the steamed buns." Lu Ming shouted without turning his head.

Are you calling me too?

He Xie sighed, I am dignified...

Forget it, distill it.

How does it feel to have a small life?

Lu Ming planned to show his skills today. Not only did he cut a piece of meat, he also bought a crucian carp to come back. At the moment, he was scraping the scales of the fish with a pair of scissors by the edge of the pool.

Of course, the work in hand did not delay his bragging.

"Let me tell you, brother, I just want to do construction, otherwise, with my craft, then the major hotels can't rush to ask for it?" Lu Ming took a pool of water and put the scraped fish in the water. Washing, "Oh, it's a pity for my cooking skills! I don't want to be here, what can I do? I can only sigh, there is one less in this world - eh?"

Lu Ming suddenly screamed and fished out a net-shaped ball from the water.

"Hey? Hey? What is this?" Lu Ming's eyes widened in disbelief, "Where did this come from?"

He Xie's eyes were attracted, and he glanced at it, he was also stunned.

What Lu Ming was holding in his hand was a bathing flower!

Pink bath flowers!

He Xie checked the entire room after he moved in yesterday. He was sure that there was absolutely no such thing in Lu Ming's room before this.

Although He Xie's expression did not change, he immediately became vigilant in his heart. He looked around and walked towards Lu Ming.

"Look, brother!" Lu Ming handed the bath flower in front of He Xie, his face full of confusion, "It's strange, where did it come out."

He Xie twitched his nose and smelled a scent of shower gel on the bath flower. He took a closer look and found a curly hair on the bath flower.

"…"

He Xie didn't reach out to pick up the thing, Nunuzui said, "Put the water in the pool."

"Release the water?" Although Lu Ming was puzzled, he still did.

The water in the pool was quickly emptied, and the pool was clean, except for a fish that had been disemboweled and lay quietly at the bottom of the pool, turning the eyes of the dead fish.

This is not right.

He Xie looked back at Lu Ming: "Where are the fish scales you scraped?"

Lu Ming was stunned for a moment, then looked at He Xie blankly: "Yes, where are the fish scales?"

goo goo goo...

Suddenly, white foam emerged from the water outlet, and soon the foam submerged the bottom of the pool.

"Hey?" Lu Ming exclaimed in surprise again, "The water is blocked? The fish scales are leaking? This is impossible!"

Lu Ming hurriedly squatted down to check the launching, but He Xie didn't think it was a launching problem.

The white foam that came up in the pool was exactly the same as the scent of the shower gel on the bath flower before.

This is not explained by the water blockage at all.

He Xie frowned and looked at the bubbles thoughtfully.

Overtime?

"The water is not blocked..." Lu Ming stood up again, "Forget it, don't worry, bro, sit down and I'll cook."

He Xie pointed to the bath flower in his hand: "Throw this thing away quickly, and also, wash the fish well and then wash it again."

"Don't worry, brother, hurry up and sit down!" Lu Ming said with a smile.

He Xie didn't go to sit, but continued to wander around the room, checking it carefully.

Soon, he found an anomaly.

He just boiled four steamed buns in the pot with his own hands, but now when he lifts the lid of the pot, the steamed buns are gone, replaced by a lace woman's pajamas!

He Xie picked up the pajamas with two fingers, frowned while watching, and suddenly heard a sizzling sound from the side.

Turning his head to look, he saw a glass cup, and suddenly, inexplicably, some milky white liquid began to appear.

He looked from the past - shower gel.

And the shower gel in the cup is still increasing. This time, He Xie could see clearly that these shower gels were created out of thin air!

"Interesting." He Xie smiled.

2017.

Gu Xiaojiao stood up from the bathtub and looked at the shiny things hanging on his head and body in disbelief—fish scales!

She picked up one of them, put it on her nose and smelled it, the fishy smell was pungent.

She scratched the surface of the water with her feet, only to find that the clean bath water turned into turbid blood water at some point.

"what!"

This time, Gu Xiaojiao was disgusted, he rushed out of the bathtub, hurriedly turned on the shower head, and rubbed his body hard.

She couldn't understand, where did these fish scales come from? How could the good bath water suddenly turn into blood?

Am I actually a mermaid? Now I'm going to transform?

She rubbed her body hard while thinking wildly, but when she wanted to use the shower gel to get rid of the fishy smell on her body, she couldn't get it out.

Shaking the bottle, there was clearly a lot in it, but she pressed it for three minutes, but she didn't press a drop!

Gu Xiaojiao was so angry that he felt that something was wrong, so he rubbed his body with soap, and then rinsed it off with water.

But when she picked up the bath towel to clean her body, something strange happened again.

On the shelf where she hung the bath towel, there were four steaming steamed buns!

Gu Xiaojiao's eyes widened instantly, and suddenly there was some hair in his heart.

Where did the buns come from?

She looked down - it wasn't this, and the number wasn't right...

Next, whether it was Lu Ming in 1998 or Gu Xiaojiao in 2017, they all realized what a real incredible thing is and what a real collapse is!

In 2017, Gu Xiaojiao blew her hair with a hairdryer, but the prickly ash noodles came out, which made her cry; while in 1998, Lu Ming poured a jar of prickly ash noodles into the pot with all his might, and the bottle was completely empty. , but not even a grain could go into the pot.

In 1998, Lu Ming started to fry celery and meat. He poured the meat into the pot with his backhand, and just used a shovel to stir fry it twice. As a result, the oily meat in the pot turned into a pile of black headbands in the blink of an eye. The rubber band was so frightening that Lu Ming threw all the pot and shovel out!

In 2017, Gu Xiaojiao wanted to tie her hair up. She just picked up the glass jar containing the headband, and suddenly felt a little hot. When she turned her head and looked, she found that the colorful headband she used to hold in the jar suddenly turned into a glass. The bottle of half-cooked, sizzling fat pork slices!

Gu Xiaojiao opened her lipstick, there was a celery stick in the lipstick, and opened the lid of the moisturizing cream, there were still a few celery inside. She checked all the cosmetics in disbelief, and was horrified to find that all the bottles and jars were full of celery!

Gu Xiaojiao cried with a "wow" on the spot.

Lu Ming watched the celery on the chopping board turn into a pile of colorful liquid, and tilted his head and couldn't understand. She shivered and said, "Brother, tell me, is this house haunted?"

He Xie sighed: "Xiao Lu~lightnovelpub.net~ You are so tired and hallucinating. How much alcohol did you drink yesterday?"

"Really?" Lu Ming looked at He Xie, trembling violently, "Brother, is it really an illusion?"

"Really!" Very evil patted him on the shoulder, "Don't think about it, Xiao Lu."

Lu Ming pointed to the colorful and fragrant liquid on the chopping board: "Brother, what do you think these are?"

"Celery, what's wrong?" He Xie asked in surprise.

Snapped!

Lu Ming slapped himself hard.

In 2017, Gu Xiaojiao drank a piece of crucian carp meat from the freshly opened iced cola, and completely collapsed.

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