"What did you stir fry celery? It's all fried to a paste! Don't eat it, go out, go out, brother will bring you something to eat!" He Xie pointed to a lump of paste in the pot with a pungent smell road.

With an expression of "This world is not real", Lu Ming turned his head blankly: "Brother... what, let me confirm with you again, what I just poured into the pot is really celery?"

"It's really celery, I've asked eight hundred times, are you Biao?" He Xie said impatiently.

"Brother, I also feel that I'm a little stubborn today..." Lu Ming still tasted the glutinous rice in a pot, then frowned, and immediately spit it out.

"What the **** is this!"

Nonsense, stir fry a pot of cosmetics with salt, monosodium glutamate, soy sauce and vinegar. What do you think it tastes like?

You are already very happy without poison, okay?

The two of them left the room in a mess and went out. They went to the restaurant at the alley and asked for a fragrant and golden sauce duck, and one person came with a bowl of Youdoupi vermicelli soup, which was considered a dinner deal.

Lu Ming's mouth was full of oil, but he still had some doubts about life. During the meal, He Xie casually confuses the woman's pajamas when she mentioned the bathing flower, the paste and the woman in the steel pot several times.

It was He Xie who paid the bill. Lu Ming wanted to **** it from him, and was almost shoved across the road by He Xie.

"No, brother, you are really strong, have you practiced it before?" Lu Ming rubbed his shoulders and walked back with round eyes, "Ah... I remember, I woke up in the morning and you were sitting on the ground. "Brother, are you practicing qigong?"

"Almost." He Xie casually said, walked leisurely to a fruit stand, and tapped a watermelon, "Boss, do you keep this melon ripe?"

"Oh, boy, Ala has been selling fruit for more than ten years, and can still sell you a raw melon egg? Guaranteed to be cooked! Of course, if it is not cooked, you can take it back and I will eat it!"

"Choose one." He Xie said with a smile.

"It's not brother, are you really good at qigong?" Lu Ming finally came out of the shadow of a series of strange events in the previous room, and continued to ask, "Teach me, I'm always interested in this stuff."

He Xie took out the money and said, "You? You can't practice anything in 20 or 30 years. Do you still want to practice?"

"How long does it take?" Lu Ming was stunned.

He Xie bought the melon and continued to walk back.

Lu Ming was stunned for a while before he came to his senses. He chased after him and said, "No, brother, are you fooling me? How old are you? Don't you just practice well?"

He Xie ignored him and quickened his pace.

All the way back to the room, Lu Ming was still tirelessly chasing He Xie to learn qigong. He kept begging He Xie to teach him, and said that when he was a child, he was kissed by a qigong master.

"Really, I won't lie to your brother, I was smart when I was a child, and my brain is very good." Lu Ming said with confidence, "There is really a master who has enlightened me."

Originally, it wasn't too pleasant to eat a few cool and sweet watermelons after a meal, but Lu Ming was too annoying.

He Xie threw the watermelon rind into the trash can and asked, "How old did the master give you?"

Lu Ming thought for a while: "Thirteen or fourteen, I remember when I was in junior high school."

"Then you're done." He Xie looked at him with pity, "You have to open the door before you are three years old. You are already thirteen or fourteen, so what kind of light are you still opening?"

Lu Ming was startled and said, "Can't you be consecrated after the age of three?"

"Of course not, you, you were deceived." He Xie sighed, "As soon as I saw you, I felt that something was wrong with your brain. I thought you were born with a lack of strings. You said just now that you were very special when you were young. Clever, isn't it?"

"Yeah!" Lu Ming felt a little flustered, "I was very clever when I was young."

"That's right." He Xie patted his shoulder and wiped the hand that had just finished eating the watermelon, "Little Lu, please recall your memories, after the so-called master gave you the light, you Are you starting to be less shrewd?"

Lu Ming thought about it carefully, his eyes widened in horror: "Brother, I remember, as soon as I entered junior high school, my studies began to be a little difficult..."

"Look! Isn't it right?" He Xie said solemnly, "You, you are not being consecrated, you are letting people turn off the light!"

"Closed, closed?" Lu Ming trembled.

"Closed!" He Xie nodded earnestly, with a sad expression on his face, "You taste, you taste carefully, if you keep up with your cleverness when you were a child, how can you become such a bear now?"

Lu Ming's eyes were messy: "Brother, what, I'm a little messy at the moment, you let me swirl, it's not brother, you didn't fool me, right?"

"Cut, I'm full?" He Xie disdainfully stood up and grabbed the blanket that was used last night, and was about to spread it on the living room floor.

Lu Ming, who was scratching his head, saw it inadvertently, and shouted in a hurry: "Hey! Brother, you sleep on the bed tonight, and I sleep on the ground! I was very embarrassed about that last night, please don't..."

As he said that, he snatched the blanket from He Xie's hands and said with a stern look, "Don't argue with me, bro, I'll be annoyed if you argue with me!"

"Then I won't argue." He Xie said simply, "Sleep."

"…Hey!"

Lu Ming was stunned for a while.

Soon, the lights were turned off, and they both lay down.

After about an hour, He Xie, who had calmed down, sat up quietly, ready to start practicing internal skills.

But before the internal force was running for a week, Lu Ming on the side said excitedly: "Brother, have you practiced?"

The practice was interrupted immediately.

He Xie frowned: "Why haven't you slept yet?"

"Brother, I just thought about it carefully, I think your analysis is correct, that master must have turned off my light!" Lu Ming gritted his teeth and said, "I just remembered, before he consecrated me, I **** on his shoe! He must have a grudge and take revenge on me! This grandson!"

"…"

He Xie was silent for a long time, and then heaved a deep breath: "Little Lu, I will rush Ming'er to turn on the light again for you, don't think about it, hurry up and sleep, okay?"

"Brother, you didn't lie to me, did you?" Lu Ming said excitedly, "Can you drive it again? Didn't you just say you can't drive after the age of three?"

"…"

"I have high mana, hurry up to sleep!" He Xie increased his tone.

"Brother, did I disturb you?" Lu Ming asked cautiously.

"Yes." He Xie said.

"Brother, can I just watch without talking?"

"Okay." He Xie shook his head, let's see, can he still see a flower?

He Xie listened to the breath and stopped thinking, and soon continued to enter the meditation, running the Zhoutian.

But in less than five minutes, Lu Ming tiptoed to turn on the light, only to hear a "pop".

He Xie was interrupted again, opened his eyes, and looked at Lu Ming blankly.

It's not dangerous to be interrupted in practice, but it's really annoying.

Lu Ming smiled ingratiatingly: "Brother, I just want to see if your body is hot when you practice."

"…"

Am I just steamed buns? Still hot!

He Xie thought for a while, stretched out a finger, and slowly forced out a ray of internal force.

"Hey! It's crazy, it's crazy!" Lu Ming exclaimed excitedly, as if he had seen an alien~lightnovelpub.net~ He Xie said, "Little Lu, look at this finger, what has changed? ?"

Lu Ming's face was full of excitement, he looked at it carefully, and said, "Brother, nothing has changed, it's just quite white."

He Xie smiled and hooked his fingers: "Come here and take a closer look."

"Hey, brother!" Lu Ming was dumbfounded, he hurriedly ran over, and approached He Xie's raised finger.

Then, He Xie poked his finger on the sleeping hole on the back of his neck.

puff.

Lu Ming fell to the side of the bed and fell asleep.

He Xie let out a long breath: "It's quiet now..."

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