Lu Fei smiled, "This captain is really cheap. Just now I pointed a gun at Meow Meow's head, and in a blink of an eye, he immediately changed the face of an eunuch."

Mo Yue smiled, "Didn’t I tell you just now? That captain’s nickname is Chameleon. He is a guy who is good at slacking his beards and stalking horses. Treated as a little wild cat that broke in for no reason, but now, as soon as he heard that Miao Miao had made an appointment with Tom, he immediately changed his attitude and made a 180-degree turn. In fact, don’t blame the captain’s reality. Because of Tom’s cruel personality, the captain had to give Meow Meow a love house and wow, pretending to be in love with Meow, and even walked under the big tree, intending to stroke Meow Meow’s smooth and soft hair. Of course Meow Meow won’t. Let him touch him. At that time, Miao Miao shrank her body and lightly jumped onto another branch. The other branch was much taller, so it’s the same if you stand under the tree. So, the captain can only retract his hand in embarrassment. Meow hums proudly, you idiots, don't hurry to kneel for me, I will spare you not to die!"

Luffy said in surprise, "Mom, where are you going to follow? Is it possible for Meow to talk like that? Return me, my?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "I feel that you have listened too deeply, and can't help but want to tease you."

Luffy smiled bitterly, "What? Do I look like I'm very molested?"

Mo Yue smiled, "Isn't it?"

Luffy frowned, "Enough, don't gossip, go on."

Moyue coughed and coughed, "Well, what I just said is purely molesting you. Of course Meow will not talk like that, but Meow will look very proud when she is in fashion. It is standing on a tall branch. He raised his little head high and looked like an emperor. So I made it call itself me on purpose just now."

Luffy smiled bitterly, "Hey, let me say you, you a storyteller, why do you always add your own thoughts to the characters in the story?"

Mo Yue said embarrassedly, "Can't it?"

Luffy shook his head, "Of course not. As an excellent storyteller, you should get rid of your own likes and dislikes and let the characters in the story show their truest side. Instead of mixing your own feelings. "

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Okay. Then, I will follow the original story and try to present an original story to you."

Luffy nodded, "Well, that's right. Because everyone wants to listen to the story, not your evaluation of the story. If you add too many comments, the whole story becomes a comment, not a story. ."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Okay. You know, I rarely have the opportunity to tell stories to others. Because when I was alive, as long as I was still alive, I was almost always with women. What women need is not stories, but All kinds of lies, such as complimenting them for their beauty and cuteness, and she can have fun all day long. Therefore, my ability to lie is much higher than that of storytelling."

Lu Fei sneered, "Enough, now there is no woman here, and you don't need to lie. Your set of sweet talks that deal specifically with women can be put away."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "Believe that my old friends are good, they don't even know that I'm dead, they are still worried about me."

Luffy frowned, "Are they so stupid? You still remember such a sweet carrot?"

Mo Yue smiled, "This can only mean that you don't know women too much. Women will only remember the people who hurt them, and for those who love them, they won't even look at them."

Lu Fei sneered, "Just talk nonsense again, the ghost will believe you."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "I have been with more than thousands of women. I know women so well. Are you unwilling to believe me?"

Luffy shook his head, "Of course I don't believe it. I feel that you are slandering them almost every word."

The Demon Yue laughed loudly, "You are really too young to know anything about women like creatures. So, I will tell you the real experience of interacting with women. Remember, don't be too kind to women. Especially the woman you love."

Lu Fei said in amazement, "Why do you say that?"

Moyue smiled, "Because women are proud creatures. They are born out of their own, with their eyes above the top, and look down on any man. They always try to control and use men by all means. Beautiful-looking women, the more so. They have a strong exclusivity to the man they like. If you really love a woman, remember not to treat her too well. Otherwise, she will break your heart. ."

Luffy frowned. "Hey, what are you talking about? I'm completely confused by you."

Mo Yue sneered, "Confused? There is nothing to be confused about. Just remember, don't be too good to women, especially the woman you love. Otherwise, she will leave you faster than you think."

Luffy shook his head, "Please, I still don't understand."

Mo Yue suddenly opened his throat and shouted, "You idiot, you don't have to understand at all. Just you stupid, I believe there will not be many beautiful women to patronize you. So you don't need to understand at all."

Mo Yue finished speaking, laughing.

Lu Fei said angrily, "Insane! You bastard, you are already dead, do you dare to taunt me?"

Moyue sneered, "Because you are so stupid. Women will always only like good men, the kind of men with a halo on their heads, do you understand? And the kind of guys who are born with a halo, just It is even more attractive to women."

Luffy frowned, "What is a halo? Who is a guy with halo from birth?"

Mo Yue smiled, "Luffy, you are really stupid. The so-called halo is an accessory added to men, such as value and social status. Of course, only successful people have these two things. The so-called so-called A guy with a halo at birth, of course, refers to all kinds of second generations. Whatever rich second generation, manage the second generation, of course, forget the poor second generation."

Luffy smiled bitterly, "Well, I understand."

Mo Yue smiled, "So you must remember that women only like guys with a halo on their heads. As a man, you must work hard to get a halo on your head."

Luffy frowned, "Why do I have to wear a halo?"

Mo Yue sighed, "You are so stupid. Of course, with the aura, you can gallop on the battlefield of love at will, and then you can reap a lot. This is a kind of cascading effect. If there is money and status, there will be countless A woman who has no money and status, no woman will patronize you."