Luffy took a breath, "God, women are so realistic."

Mo Yue nodded, "Yes, they are so realistic. Poor boys with no money and power, they don't even look at it. And women are the most difficult animals in the biological world to conquer. It takes a lot of money to get a woman's heart. A lot of brain cells."

Lu Fei sneered, "You started talking nonsense again."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "You are still young, of course, you don't understand that the world is cold and difficult. When you grow up, you will understand everything."

Luffy coughed impatiently, "Please, stop talking nonsense. Let's continue telling the story."

Moyue smiled and said, "Okay. The subject I just mentioned is too early for you, but you will come into contact with it sooner or later. At that time, you will understand what a woman is like biological."

Luffy smiled and said, "It seems that you are tortured by women."

Mo Yue laughed, "Where can a lover like me be tortured by women? Generally speaking, I tortured them. Any beauty, once I get entangled, I will call her heartbroken and heartbroken. I remember it for a lifetime."

Luffy sneered, "Enough, stop bragging. You brag so wickedly that you died in the hands of a woman in the end."

Mo Yue said angrily, "I repeat, I died in the hands of zombies, not in the hands of women, do you understand?"

Luffy smiled and said, "What is a zombie? The predecessor of a zombie is a human. That Mochizuki Gege was a very beautiful beauty during his lifetime. Why do you think she is not a human?"

Moyue still strongly denied, "No! Zombies are zombies and humans are humans. These two creatures are different types. You can't put them together. Zombies are not humans at all, do you understand?"

Luffy laughed, "Then you are quibbling? Just like in Lu Xun's novel, can't stealing count as stealing? It's obviously the same in essence, but the name is different."

Mo Yue said angrily, "Ahhh! Can this be the same in nature? Humans become zombies after death. Zombies and humans are completely different creatures, do you understand?"

Lu Fei shook his head, "I don't understand. Isn't a zombie a human corpse? To put it bluntly, it is still a human. It is like a moth, which develops from a pupa and finally sharpens into a beautiful moth, so the corpse becomes a zombie , It’s just different forms of the same creature."

Moyue smiled, "Bullshit! The example you gave is also very inappropriate. I ask you now, any moth will go through the process of changing from a pupa to a moth, but what I want to say here is that, not every A corpse will turn into a zombie. And most of the corpses will not turn into a zombie. Most of the corpses will rot silently, and finally become a pile of bones."

Luffy was choked and was speechless. Indeed, not every corpse would turn into a zombie.

Moyue laughed triumphantly, "Okay, you idiot. Now you know? Zombies are just another kind of creatures formed after human corpses mutated, so zombies actually have nothing to do with humans. ."

Lu Fei sneered, "Wonderful talk. Okay, let's continue telling the story. Don't talk about it anymore."

Moyue smiled and said, "Because I know you too well. You are a person who likes to get to the bottom. If you have a knot in your heart that you can't solve, you can't concentrate on listening. So I must open all your knots. Let's You listen to my story attentively."

Luffy yawned lazily, and sighed, "Well, you can speak quickly. Otherwise, I'm really going to fall asleep."

Moyue laughed loudly, "Don’t worry, my story is wonderful and interesting. You will never fall asleep. Just now we said that the captain of the guard went under the tree and stretched out his hand to caress the smooth and soft hair of meowing. Showed good, but Meow didn’t appreciate it. Instead, she jumped up and jumped to a higher branch. Then Meow said proudly, you idiots, since you know that I have a date with Tom, why are you still blocking the door? Don’t let me in, are you sincerely planning to delay my time? The captain carefully looked at Meow Meow and found that it was full of style and spoke arrogantly, which made it impossible for him not to worship, so he got closer, humble and honest, yes In this way, I see you looking like a dusty servant, I think you are tired, or I will let them bring you milk to drink now. After finishing speaking, I immediately turned around and yelled at the guards who stood watching the bustle. Hey, you idiots, what are you doing in a daze? Quickly get milk for the cat. By the way, it's better to get hot milk. Hot milk is better. The guards were watching the excitement with their mouths wide open, and heard the captain's orders. A guard immediately agreed, and ran back, intending to get milk for Meow. The captain did not forget to say, don’t forget to heat the milk. Several guards answered as they ran, and I got it."

Lu Fei smiled, "Mom, it's hot milk. This captain is really attentive to Meow Meow."

Moyue smiled and said, "Yes. Just because Meowmeow said that it was a guest invited by Tom. The captain, the chameleon, naturally tried his best to coddle Meowmeow. The captain did so, naturally hoping that Meowmeow could be in front of Tom. Say something nice for him."

Lu Fei smiled, "So what's the next story? Could it be Meow squatting on a tree drinking milk? Oh, by the way, it's hot milk."

Moyue laughed loudly, "Luffy, that's why you think that's the way it is. When others say you give you milk to drink, you should drink it quickly. You must know that Miao Miao came here for a purpose, it is a spy. I ran to places like the Pentagon in the middle of the night to spy on state secrets. At this time, it was so easy to bluff the guards at the door. How could it squat on a tree drinking milk?"

Luffy nodded, "Well, you really can't relax at this time. Because those guards have guns in their hands. Once they find a flaw, it will be troublesome."

Moyue smiled, "Yes. Meowmeow thinks so too, so he laughed, um, that, if you have milk, you don't need to get it. This is really troublesome for everyone. The captain thought Meowmeow was polite , Hurriedly laughed, it's okay, no trouble, there is milk in the refrigerator in our guard room, and there is also a microwave oven, just heat it up a little bit, it's all right. It's all troublesome. After that, wave to the guards again, don't be stunned Now, go quickly. Meow smiled, I really don’t need it. Captain, your kindness, I appreciate it. In fact, I’m not hungry at all, because when I walked out of the house, I just ate a lot of food, and the stomach is really I can't put anything down. After I finished speaking, I burped very exaggeratedly."