Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 3339: Don't underestimate the fishbone

Luffy laughed loudly, "Xiaohong, this fat girl, really has two times. It's no wonder she eats fish like 6 because of the barbs on her tongue."

Moyue smiled bitterly, "Yes, so that's it, because she has a cat-like barb on her tongue, so she can eat fish like a cat."

Luffy frowned, "However, now the question is, is a woman with barbed tongues suitable for marrying home as a wife?"

Mo Yue smiled and said, "It's definitely not suitable for chanting. It's usually okay. It's troublesome when kissing. If a man sticks his tongue into her mouth, it's easy to get scratched by those barbs."

Luffy laughed, "Your imagination is so rich, you have already thought of kissing this level of problem."

Moyue smiled, "Isn’t the kissing I talking about a very practical problem? A man marries his wife to go home to do that kind of thing, and the prelude to doing that kind of thing is kissing. You said that if a man kisses his wife, You were scratched by a barb on his wife’s tongue, is he still in the mood to continue doing that kind of thing with his wife?"

Luffy suppressed his laughter, "Maybe they can skip the kissing session and go straight to the subject."

Mo Yue sneered, "Bah! Only a boy like you can say such silly things. The most important thing for men and women to do that kind of thing is the prelude, and the prelude reaches its climax before you start to do that kind of thing, do you understand?"

Lu Fei snorted coldly, "He knows I don't understand, and deliberately shows it in front of me."

Mo Yue sneered, "Go go, little boy chicken, tell you, you don't understand."

The village chief coughed and coughed, "What's the matter? Are you two going to discuss the serious topic of kissing again?"

Luffy shook his head, "No! We are just talking casually, you still continue to tell the story. After hearing that, I seem to be completely confused. Whether this old man is a man or a ghost, I have no idea.",

Mo Yue smiled and said, "It seems that your IQ really has a problem. Intuition tells me that this old man is already dead."

Lu Fei said angrily, "Bah, do you know it again?"

Mo Yue sneered, "It's already so obvious, haven't you felt it?"

The village chief laughed, "Okay, don't fight, let me continue. Let's go back to the scene. At that time, your mother found that there were dense barbs on Xiaohong's tongue, and she was so frightened. Not light, in fact, not only Xiao Hong, everyone present at the time, except Xiao Hong's mother, all turned pale with fright. Tie Zhu said in shock, old man, was I there at that time? Why don't I remember her Is there a barb on the tongue? The old man smiled and you walked away. Just when everyone thought she was stuck in her throat by a fishbone, your mother asked you to give her the vinegar, but at this time, she vomited the whole fishbone. It came out. You saw her spit out fish bones and felt very sick. You immediately covered her mouth and walked away, as if she was vomiting outside. Tie Zhu smiled bitterly, I said, I didn’t see the barbs on her tongue. Old man Smiled, now, you know, I told you, would you like to marry a woman with a barbed tongue like this? Tie Zhu can’t laugh or cry, old man, just like Xiaohong, a woman who is more burly than a man, I I didn’t intend to marry her. Now that she knows that her tongue is covered with barbs, I am even less interested in her. Please don’t pull me and her together, okay? The old man covered his mouth. Laughing, okay, I will continue to tell you the situation at the time. Just when everyone present was surprised at her tongue, she slowly opened her mouth again, and before she could speak, she deliberately stuck out her tongue again , To show everyone those barbs. Under the bright light of the room, the barbs looked crystal clear, like an upside-down pocket dagger. She laughed, know? Everything needs to be practiced, just like the tongue. These barbs also need to be practiced. Your mother is so shocked from ear to ear, ah? Barbs need to be practiced too? Is it possible that all the barbs on your tongue are trained? She nodded, yes, these The thorns are all practiced. In fact, before I ate fish, I always got stuck in the tongue or even stuck in the throat when I ate fish. Then I listened to the doctor’s instructions and drank several bottles of vinegar into it and forced the thorn. Soaking in vinegar is the final solution. At that time, there were no barbs on my tongue. To me, eating fish was just hard work. I believe you have seen it, I am a stubborn person who eats. Eating is basically just grabbing it and stuffing it in your mouth, chewing it, and then swallowing it. For me, it doesn’t exist for me to chew slowly. I’d better chew three times for a bite of rice. Just eat it straight. So, a personality like me is actually not suitable for eating fish. I believe you all know that eating fish is a kind of meticulous work, because there are so many spines on the fish, especially the general family often serve the table Carp and crucian carp, oh, by the way, there are grass carp. In addition to a bone in the body of this kind of fish that everyone eats, there are countless small spines on the fish. The most pitting is these small spines, which are thin and small. , The small fish bones themselves are transparent and small like the tip of a needle. These nasty small thorns are hidden in the white and tender fish. You said that normal people see the white and tender fish naturally and swallow it in a gulp, but the fish meat These small thorns that are difficult to be recognized by the naked eye have become a big trouble preventing everyone from eating fish. Because there are those small With the existence of thorns, I had to carefully mash the whole piece of fish with chopsticks, then open my eyes and pick the thorns on the smashed fish that was almost surimi-like. At this time, I must be patient, one by one. Yes, find all of them, as long as you miss one, the fish bone will get stuck in your throat, or, more terribly, as the food enters your stomach, it will hurt your stomach afterwards. But it is very fragile, where can you withstand the toss of a fishbone? It’s said that a while ago, it wasn’t when someone was eating fish that he accidentally swallowed a fishbone into his stomach. It was okay at that time. But that night, the person came home and started to have a stomachache. The pain was too much. His family was scared. He was taken to the hospital. The doctor estimated that he was stuck by a fishbone. He quickly lavaged his stomach. After a long time, he still yelled pain. In the end, the doctor did not recruit, so he had to operate on him and check his stomach. The stomach was okay, the intestines were punctured, and the doctor immediately decided to cut off a section of the intestines to save his life. Your mother was in a cold sweat and couldn't help but smile, oh my god, who would have thought that a small fishbone could kill someone? Xiao Hong smiled, so you must not underestimate the fishbone, so when eating fish, if you don't pick out the fishbone first, and swallow the whole fish, it is tantamount to suicide. "