Maoshan Ghostbusters

Chapter 3642: I won't let you succeed

Luffy smiled and said, "At present, the whole plot has finally entered a more funny plot-grab the key."

Mo Yue smiled and said, "What's so funny about this? Now, the silly cow wants to open the pigpen's door, and the pigpen's fence door is locked. To open the fence door, of course you need a key. So now, it is natural for a fool to grab the key."

Luffy smiled, "But I feel so funny, the two of them went in a big circle, only to realize that the key is the key to opening the pigsty fence."

Mo Yue smiled, "This is nothing funny. Didn’t you explain it clearly just now? The silly Niuer is because his brain is slow and he can’t think of using the key to open the door, and the uncle is so scared and confused that he forgot to open the door with the key. thing."

The village chief smiled, "Okay, stop arguing and let me continue. At that time, the uncle was lying on the ground, gripping the ground with his hands, for fear of being caught by a silly cow and turned over. After some tossing, the uncle almost lost his physical strength. Once the silly cow turned over, how could he still have the strength to ensure that the key in his jacket pocket would not be snatched by the silly cow? So at present, the only thing he can do Yes, it is to cling to the ground, not to be turned over by a silly cow. Originally, a middle-aged uncle who was almost exhausted wanted to cling to the ground, so as not to be turned over by a young man. It’s not easy. Fortunately, there is a stone pillar in front of the uncle. The stone pillar looks like a thick one. The uncle grabbed the stone pillar to make him squeeze the ground. The stone pillar is very high, and the height is as high as the roof of the pigsty. It is used to support the roof of the pigsty. Such stone pillars and the pigsty have several pieces, which are used to bear weight. The price of stone pillars is very expensive, and the price is even three times higher than that of wooden pillars. The pigsty was originally built. At the time, the uncle and his wife were entangled as to whether it is better to use wooden pillars or stone pillars to build a pigsty. Although wooden pillars are cheap, they can save a lot of money, but the stone pillars are strong, never There is a problem of rot or being eaten by insects. However, wooden pillars are not good enough. Wooden pillars will not only rot or be eaten by insects, but also mold due to moisture absorption and moisture. In short, considering that the wood pillars are out of date, uncle and The wife finally decided to use a stone pillar three times the price of a wooden pillar as the top pillar. At this time, the uncle was holding on to the pillar to avoid being turned over by the stupid cow. The stupid cow pressed on the uncle and grabbed it. The uncle's shoulders squeezed hard, but the uncle is still holding on to the ground. The reason why the uncle can hold on to the ground is of course because of the stone pillar. Although the silly cow is stupid, he Seeing that the uncle was unable to turn over because he grabbed the stone pillar. He grabbed the uncle and pulled it for a long time, and found that he could not turn the uncle over at all, and immediately became anxious. That silly cow was originally impatient, probably because of his mental retardation. For this reason, such people seem to be impatient. He found that he could not turn the uncle over and shouted anxiously, uncle, we are usually familiar, I have to call you uncle, and I still live in In your pigpen, I don’t want to be violent with you in the past, so you can take the initiative and give me the key obediently. Uncle sneered, silly boy, both of us because of this key It’s been a long time since I’ve been talking about it, you should be very clear that I will never give you the key. Because if I give you the key, it means that all the pigs in my pigpen will run away. I’ve followed You have said many times that I will never let my pigs run away. They are my lifeblood and a year’s hard work. Moreover, these pigs were bought by my wife who borrowed money from her natal family. I am Spelling out this old life, it is impossible for you to let them go, do you understand? Silly Niu'er sees the uncle's tone of resoluteness, and the anger in his heart is even greater, sternly, hum! You bastard, start again To be nonsense, it seems that I won’t show you some color, yes Not working. That silly cow was originally hot-tempered, and also stubbornly stubborn. The uncle said that he was anxious. He gave his ground, stood up, and said sternly. Today I don’t believe it anymore, I can’t open your **** . The uncle said angrily, you kid, why do you curse? Silly cow sneered, uncle, look at what you are now, and cling to the ground firmly to prevent me from turning over. Isn't it the same as the **** in a bastard's shell? Uncle angered, Bah! Child, please clean my mouth. Can this **** talk nonsense? Especially men, to say who is the **** is to scold his wife for being unchaste. Silly cow sneered, of course I know this. Uncle angrily said, since you understand, why are you talking nonsense? Silly Niu'er smiled, uncle, I said that you look like a **** now, I just said that you are lying on the ground and can't turn over. It's not that your wife is stealing people, so don't be nervous. When a fool called him the bastard, the uncle had already held a anger in his heart, but now, he couldn't vent it, so he had to hold on, sigh, enough, stop explaining. In short, don't use the **** to describe me. The silly cow laughed, okay, uncle, don't get angry, I will tell you to stand up obediently, wait and see. After speaking, stood up and left. Uncle lying on the ground, he felt light on his body, and turned his face to look, only to find that the silly cow had gone. That silly cow muttered as he walked, um, there is no reason, I just threw it away, why is it gone now? Seeing the silly cow looking down on the ground, as if looking for something, the uncle felt that his opportunity had come. Now that the silly is gone, he might be able to take this opportunity to escape. It's a pity that the uncle's idea is good, but it is difficult to realize it. If you want to escape, you must first stand up. However, when the uncle wanted to straighten up, he felt a tingling pain in his back, as if there were countless sharp roots. The thorn, took turns to get in, so that he screamed in pain and collapsed on the ground. Silly Niu'er was looking for something on the ground. He heard the scream. He just turned around and looked at the uncle in surprise, watching the uncle groaning and touching his back embarrassedly. He could not help but laugh, haha. ? Want to escape? It's a pity that you are now so weak that you don't have the strength to escape, uncle, I advise you to stay honestly. The uncle was seen through by the fool. He was ashamed and annoyed. He was anxious and honest, bastard, I will never let you succeed. I know you want to get the key. I tell you, you don't think about it! "