Lu Fei smiled, "Oh, it seems that if you are a man, you are afraid of being called the bastard."

Mo Yue smiled, "Is that nonsense? Who wants to be the bastard? What men fear most is the green hat. And the man with the green hat worn by his wife will be called the bastard."

The village chief laughed and said, "Okay, you stop for now. Let me continue. Then, when you hear this, you may want to ask, this stupid cow ran back to find something, and groped on the ground. What does he want to find? In fact, this question is exactly what the uncle wants to know. At this moment, the uncle wants to escape or can't escape. He can only bite the bullet, grab the stone pillar, and panic. Weak and helpless appearance. The uncle turned his face, widened his eyes, and stared at the silly cow's every move. He saw the silly cow walking back and forth in the corridor of the pigpen several times, his mouth kept talking. Humhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh been gone gone? I obviously left it here just now. Seeing his puzzled face, the uncle couldn't help asking, eh? Silly boy, what are you looking for? Silly cow sneered. Of course I am looking for something that is in hand. Uncle surprised, what is in hand? What is that? Silly cow smiled, then I can’t tell you. Anyway, what I’m looking for now is something that will make you stand up. The uncle was dumbfounded, ah? The thing that made me turn over obediently? What would it be? Silly Niu'er smiled strangely, of course it was a good thing. As soon as the voice fell, the silly Niu'er's bare feet suddenly met the same thing. Things, this thing is soft and soft, because it is barefoot without shoes, and the toes are very sensitive. Not only is the thing soft, but it also feels like a hemp. What is this? Silly cow looked down, I couldn’t help laughing. It turned out that my foot was touching a used linen bag, which is a common linen bag in rural areas. It is made of coarse linen and is generally used to hold some sundries. This linen bag is almost always I have them all at home. The silly cow sneered at the linen bag under his feet. I thought it was a scary thing. After a long time, it was a broken bag. After saying that, it seemed to be a casual kick and saw the linen. The bag was kicked, and then, when there was a cry, something fell from under the burlap bag. The thing was shining with cold light, and when it landed, it slammed on the ground with a crisp sound. Even though there is a distance, uncle I still see clearly. What fell from the burlap bag was an axe. The axe looked familiar, but it was actually the uncle’s own axe. At this time, seeing his axe again, the uncle couldn’t help but tighten. Trembled. However, on the contrary to the uncle, the silly cow saw the axe, but was ecstatic, bent down, grabbed the axe, raised the axe high, and laughed triumphantly, damn, What's this called? I can’t find a place to break through the iron shoes. It takes no effort. When the uncle saw the silly cow holding the gleaming axe, he was so scared that he shrank into a ball, stammered and asked, silly boy, you say What do you mean by that? Silly cow smiled, uncle, are you confused? The thing I've been looking for for a long time is this axe. Uncle surprised, why are you looking for an axe? Silly cow Er sneer, uncle, you are so funny, what do you say I am looking for an axe for? Of course I am looking for an axe to deal with you. Now, the uncle is completely mad and surprised, ah? Find an axe to deal with me? Silly boy, Are you really crazy? Axe is not a joke, how can you use it to deal with And me? Silly cow sneered, there is no way, how can I say, you are not willing to hand over the keys, so now, I have to resort to violence against you. Silly Niu'er smiled and said this sentence, but his face suddenly became ugly. The uncle shuddered when he saw it, but he subconsciously hugged the stone pillar in his hand, and his mouth was very bitter. What a silly boy, you In order to grab the key, I was crazy. I tell you, no matter what you do today, I will not give you the key. You should die of that heart. The silly cow snorted, okay! Uncle, you really have a personality. I have an axe in my hand, and you dare to give me a stubborn stubbornness. Don't say I didn't remind you now. After finishing speaking, carrying the axe, he strode towards the uncle. When the uncle saw him coming over with a gloomy expression, he panicked and said anxiously, child, don't mess around, it's an axe, not a joke. Since the pigpen is not big, the distance between the silly cow and the uncle was originally not more than ten feet, so that the silly cow took a big step and stood in front of the uncle in the blink of an eye. The uncle looked up. Seeing the silly Niu'er glaring at him with wide-eyed eyes, he was trembling all over with fright, and he became hesitant to speak, kid, don't do this, you have something to say well. Silly cow sneered, uncle, we have talked too much this long time. Now, I have nothing to say to you. Besides, I don't want to go in circles with you anymore. Again, if you give me the keys honestly, nothing will happen between us. Otherwise, your fate, even if I don't say it, you should think it yourself. The uncle saw that the muddy face of the silly Niu'er turned from gloomy to hideous, he couldn't help feeling nervous, boy, what do you want? Silly Niu'er raised his axe and smiled triumphantly, uncle, what do I want, you might as well ask yourself instead of asking me this. The uncle was surprised and asked myself? What are you talking about? Seriously, you can speak now, I don't understand a word. The silly cow laughed, I said, uncle, are you really stupid, or pretend to be stupid, or are you changing the subject? What I want to express, you know very well. Things are very simple now, either you hand over the key or you will be hacked to death by me! When the silly cow finished speaking, he raised his axe with a sneer, as if to chop down. The uncle yelled out in shock, huh? Child, wake up. Your brain is really broken, will you really hack the uncle to death for a key? Silly cow sneered, uncle, in all fairness, killing someone for a key is really not worth it, but I would rather do that in order to free the pigs in the pigpen. Uncle was shocked to hear from ear to ear, huh? Child, it seems you are really crazy. For those pigs to be free, you really spared it. The silly cow nodded, right. Uncle, don't blame me if we can get to this point. I didn’t want to kill you, you forced me to do this, you know, as long as you are willing to hand over the keys to me, there will be nothing for the two of us, but if you refuse to hand over the keys, then, I have no choice but to be rude to you. Because you asked for this, don't blame me. "