The day-to-day SOS group gathers...

Well! Looking at Shi Jiuliu who is sitting next to Jiongxu like a newlywed wife, let's see if he is sitting next to him, with a toothpick in his mouth, looking at his younger sister with a displeased expression, her face is almost pasted on the computer Kaguya...

A breath of the weak...

The long-lost frustration...

It's because you're too young...

When will I have a soft girl by my side...

oh! It seems that there is really...?

"Ah~~" Haruhi Suzumiya, who was focused on the computer, covered his head impatiently, "We have already made such a big promotion, why is no one visiting the website of the SOS group! Didn't even receive a single email !"

"Axu..." Shi Jiuliu's face was flushed red, and his eyes kept glancing at Jiongxu, "I said yesterday..."

"Really! This peaceful life...is so boring! Mikuru! Come change! I have prepared new clothes!" Suzumiya Haruhi left his seat impatiently.

"Ah! Ah Xu..." Mikuru is the only one in his personality, after being grabbed by Haruhi Suzumiya's arm, he immediately asked Jixu for help...

"Hey! Have you prepared any weird clothes! Let go of Asahina-senpai!" Although the words were righteous, the specific actions...

Tsk! Chen Yi looked contemptuously at the embarrassment that he just stood up and didn't move.

【Ding! Suzumiya Haruhi's halo continues to expand...]

【Ding! Suzumiya Haruhi's halo expands to a radius of 10,000 meters...]

【Ding! Haruhi Suzumiya...]

"Ah! Captain! We have a suggestion, how about we go for a ride?" Chen Yi immediately raised his hand, not long ago he asked the main god.

When the halo of Suzumiya Haruhi has a radius of 100,000 meters (100 kilometers), a small enclosed space will be formed, and travelers will be randomly drawn into ①～⑨.

When the radius is one million meters (one thousand kilometers), a medium-sized enclosed space will be formed, and the traversers will randomly pull in the number ⑩～⑨⑨.

When the radius is 10 million meters (10,000 kilometers), a large closed space will be formed, and the traversers will randomly pull in a number of 100~⑨⑨⑨.

If the scope is larger...

Apologize with death and ask for blessings...

Anyway, at that time, the extinction of the world was only a matter of time...

"Huh? Go for a drive?" Suzumiya Haruhi stroked his chin, glanced at Chen Yi, and then at Kaguya, "Are you planning to have an affair? Is the person you're having an affair with is the head of the regiment?"

"Could it be that you have premeditated the leader of the regiment, planning to attack the leader of the regiment and occupy the SOS regiment in one fell swoop?" Saying that, Haruhi Suzumiya's face almost stuck to Chen Yi's face, "Is that so? Hmm?"

【Ding! Haruhi Suzumiya's halo expanded to a radius of 99,999 meters! 】

Fuck! Is this a choice for yourself?

and also! You **** are too narcissistic!

"Aha~ how is that possible! It's just that when you are depressed, leader, you are just offering opinions. After all, when we were in a bad mood, we just went for a ride on the bike..."

"Hmph! It's possible for a young girl like our leader to have his idea. Although the leader doesn't have such an idea yet, but..."

You didn't listen to what you said just now!

"Since the deputy head, you sincerely invited the head, it's not easy for the head to refuse, so hurry up and push your ass! GO!" Haruhi Suzumiya waved his fist at Chen Yi.

【Ding! Haruhi Suzumiya's halo has returned to its original form...]

[Follow-up mission announcement: Try to prevent the emergence of closed spaces as much as possible in the future. Every time you successfully stop it, you will get a small amount of attention from Haruhi Suzumiya, and a small amount of special attention. Every time you fail, you will get a small amount of attention...]

It's such a deadly task again! There is no reward yet!

Fuck! Fuck!

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"Wait!" Haruhi Suzumiya at the school gate stopped Chen Yi, pointed at Kaguya and the others, "Are they going too!?"

"That's right! After all, if you're going for a ride, wouldn't it be better if there are more people, and we share the joy together, don't we?"

"Of course the head of this group knows! But the question is, is there enough cars?" Suzumiya Haruhi pinched his waist with one hand, and pointed at the embarrassment that had been left for a long time with the other hand.

"..." Chen Yi immediately had a headache, looking at Mei Hong who was already showing dissatisfaction, Kaguya with a dangerous smile on his face, Fulan with a dangerous look...

Tsk!

"How can a scum like Ah Xu compare with us? Let alone such a small number of people, even if there are a few more, it's trivial!" Chen Yi shook his head, full of pride...

"Really?" Suspicious tone...

"You're really not human anymore..." Jiongxu frowned and looked at Chen Yi's super-crowded donkey, "Aren't you afraid of the car belt firing a cannon!?"

"Well! It's okay, ever since we got this bike, not to mention firing a gun, even the air leak has never happened!" Chen Yi smiled confidently, although the effect of this super broken donkey was suppressed, But its hardness...

Knocking over a tank battalion is all right!

"By the way, aren't Nagato and Korinko coming?" Looking at Nagato and Korinko standing aside, they looked like sisters...

"There is no land...", Xianglinzi looked at Haruhi Suzumiya who was sitting on the front bar of the bicycle, and Kaguya and Meihong who were squeezed in the back seat of the bicycle (can they be squeezed out?), lying on Chen Yi's back, lying down Fulan in Chenyi's hair...

"No..." Nagato Daimoe said flatly, the reflection on the glasses lens covered her eyes.

"Oh! What are you talking about! GO! GO!" Haruhi Suzumiya, who was sitting on the horizontal bar, turned his head to Chen Yi's chin, "Hurry up! After the ride, our leader will give you a ride The car is ready to go home!"

"Deling..." Rub! You are crazy enough!

"I really hope you won't be targeted by the traffic police..." Jiong Xu looked at Chen Yi helplessly, always felt that the longer he was with Chen Yi, the more he would be hit...

"The traffic police are so weak!"

All right! move!

Although the power has been severely suppressed, the pervert is still a pervert...

"Ahem!" Jiongxu coughed a few times, "What happened just now?"

After the smoke and dust on the ground dissipated, Jiong Xu's mouth suddenly opened wide, looking at Chen Yi and the others who were already left behind, what kind of monster is this!

"I hope there won't be any accidents today..." Jiongxu prayed insincerely, and started to walk slowly on his broken donkey. Anyway, he can't catch up anyway, so let's enjoy the two of us with Asahina-senpai the sunset bar...

Ok! If possible, by the way, find out what Asahina-san said yesterday...

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Chen Yi, who was pedaling **** the bicycle, was grinning, not because of Haruhi Suzumiya who was sitting on the bar and shouting, but because of Mei Hong and Kaguya sitting behind...

Just now, Chen Yi, who had just moved forward, felt that four hands directly grabbed the hair on his back, and the strength was not small...

"Oh ha ha ha ha! Very good! It's this speed!" Haruhi Suzumiya looked at the rapidly receding scenery around him, felt the cool wind blowing in front of him, his face was full of excitement, he kept yelling, and used his head from time to time To Chen Yi's chin...

"My deputy head! You performed very well today! This head is very happy... Hey! Keep it up! Don't slow down!"

"Hey! It's not good! We are going to the highway soon, what if there is a car accident!?"

"Don't worry! Our team leader believes in you! How can something as trivial as a car accident happen?" Suzumiya Haruhi patted Chen Yi's chest confidently, and squeezed it twice, "You have to be worthy of your muscles. Ah! So speed up for our leader! Overtake these little rickety cars!"

Hey Hey hey! What does this have to do with muscles?

【Ding! The host receives a special bonus from Haruhi Suzumiya's halo (the bonus range is related to the degree of special attention), the incidence of car accidents is reduced to 0.1%, and the speed is increased by 99.9%...]

Fuck! There is such a happy thing! ?

Listening to the main god's reminder, it is estimated that the 0.1% car accident rate is only possible when Chen Yi is looking for trouble...

"Then let's show off..." Chen Yi's pedaling speed immediately increased by several levels, UU Reading www. uukanshu.com The bicycle that slowed down at first immediately increased its speed again, and the sound of cars on the road was endless...

"Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho!" Suzumiya Haruhi, who feared that the world would not be chaotic, laughed even more triumphantly, as if she was the one riding the bicycle, and at the same time, Chen Yi's four hands that quickly grabbed his hair became more forceful...

"It's a hundred years too early for you little broken cars to catch up with our leader!" Haruhi Suzumiya taunted the car behind him while grimacing.

Being able to speak so neatly under this kind of wind pressure, should it be said that he really deserves to be Haruhi Suzumiya?

Alarm bells sound from behind...

"Not good! The traffic police are here! Get rid of these mentally handicapped traffic police!" Although he said this, the excitement on Haruhi Suzumiya's face became more and more intense...

Well... Get rid of the traffic police, since they have been called mentally retarded by the team leader, they must be get rid of...

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"...Team leader, if we continue like this, we will die..." After making a big circle, Chen Yi finally stopped at one place for no other reason... Tired!

In the past, ten days and a half months in a row at this level was nothing, but now it can't work, I'm desperate...

"This won't work! It's really useless!" Suzumiya Haruhi jumped off the horizontal bar while saying the words that made people gnash their teeth, "But our leader had a good time just now, so I let you go, it just so happens that this is also our team The long doorway..."

The corner of Chen Yi's mouth twitched immediately, as expected of Haruhi Suzumiya, a casual sentence can achieve such an impact, we really just found a random place to park...