"You guys haven't been arrested yet? Squat?" Early in the morning, when Jiong Xu saw Chen Yi laying on the table again like a lost soul, he couldn't help but speak after thinking about yesterday's astonishing actions. asked.

"Ah~ It's just a dozen small traffic policemen, how could they catch us..." Chen Yi rubbed his eyes, his tone was quite calm.

More than a dozen... They are indeed non-human, and the forehead of Jiongxu is sweating.

"This kind of level is simply... weak in the Celestial Dynasty. The city management can chase a group of people all over the world with a broken van. It's not like here... Tch!"

"Hey! City management is a foul, right!...Chen Yi?" Jiongxu looked at Chen Yi who was not moving and shook him, but what he saw was Chen Yi who was snoring slightly...

"Could it be that he did something extraordinary last night..." Jiongxu scratched his head, looking at Kaguya who was playing with a mobile phone with his head down, love crazy 4...so rich...

That's right, last night it was Chen Yi who was 'forced' to stay up all night because of the extreme dissatisfaction of the two girls.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Sure enough, Suzumiya Haruhi quietly touched Chen Yi's place, grabbed Chen Yi's hair, and pulled it up.

"Bang!" There was a sound of head touching the table accompanied by the pressing of Haruhi Suzumiya's arm, which was extremely crisp...

"Ah! Are you looking for death, you bitch!!" Ren Ren was hit hard when he was sleeping soundly, and his mood would not be any better. Chen Yi, who was furious, was shorter than himself in front of his eyes, with a tinge on his face. A girl with a gloating smile.

Anger starts from the heart, evil grows from the gallbladder...

Huiyin Laoshi's unique skills are self-taught, "Bang!" Seeing the foreheads of the two touching, Jiongxu didn't know what to say, the sound was real, and he could already predict that Haruhi Suzumiya would be furious. looks like...

"Hiss—it hurts!"

But the result was extremely unexpected. In Jiong Xu's opinion, being hit by such an inhuman as Chen Yi would definitely cause a concussion, but now the one who is holding his head and screaming pain seems to be... Chen Yi.

And Jiongxu could clearly see the big bump on his forehead when Chen Yi covered his forehead just now, as if someone hit him hard with a stick...

【Ding! You are passively retaliated by Suzumiya Haruhi's aura...]

"Really! Why did you bump into me all of a sudden? It scares me, Commander." Haruhi Suzumiya touched his forehead. There is nothing more than the sense of contact brought about by the difference.

"Stop pretending! If you want to take advantage of our leader, just say it. My leader is in a good mood today and I won't care about you." Looking at Chen Yi who was clutching his forehead, Suzumiya Haruhi waved his hand.

Fuck! You don't hurt, but we almost had a concussion just now! !

The time is counting down...

Huh~ It doesn't hurt anymore...

Sure enough, even resilience is inhuman? Looking at Chen Yi's unmarked forehead, Jiong Xu's face twitched, there was such a big bag just now, now it's gone if he says it's gone?

This unscientific!

Hmm~~ By the way, hasn't Haruhi been looking for some incredible things? Isn't this one in front of you the best example?

I always feel that such a guy exists in the world is a very incredible thing...

"Tell you~ the long-awaited transfer student! Don't you think it's amazing? It's a mysterious transfer student! There must be nothing wrong!" Suzumiya Haruhi pulled Chen Yi's clothes, his face was full of excitement, and he kept going swinging...

Fortunately, the clothes here are of good quality.

Oh! By the way, Chen Yi and the others are only enrolled in ordinary schools, and the main god's arrangement is to go through the formalities to delay time...

No! I don't think there is anyone more mysterious than the one in front of me, Jiong Xu looked at Chen Yi with a slightly stunned expression on his face and thought.

It must be Kazuki Koizumi, the guy who had a crush on him, so the entire SOS team would be gathered together.

"Then Haruhi, are you planning to drag him into the SOS group?" Chen Yi straightened his ripped clothes, the wolf-like eyes that many girls in the class looked at him just now...

Tsk!

"Of course! I'll go and have a look!" Then Haruhi Suzumiya ran out looking forward to Banana, seeing her posture, she could already be ignored in the morning class...

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"The title has changed~." Kaguya, the fruit ninja who was playing, raised his head and looked at Chen Yi, "I heard you clearly just now~ Does this mean that the strategy has entered the second stage? would be jealous..."

"Sure enough, you bastard, you can't change eating shit!, your mind is full of..." Mei Hong fired at Chen Yi without hesitation.

"Oh? Is my brother looking for a new sister? Although Fran doesn't like her, but if my brother... Fran is hungry!" The 495-year-old little loli Fran licked her lips with her pink tongue, expressing her meaning Metaphor.

"Scum..." This was Xianglinzi speaking.

Did you get infected after staying with Nagato for a long time? Such precious words are like gold!

Well, I was cornered in an instant, isolated and helpless, and looked at Jiongxu for help, hoping that the other party could bear some firepower.

What I saw was Jiongxu pretending to be holding a textbook.

Hello! Your textbook is upside down!

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Time, in class.

Location, the base camp of the SOS regiment.

Looking at Nagato who has been stationed at the headquarters of the SOS regiment all year round, Chen Yi wonders if Nagato Yuki has never been to class...

Wannian skipped class?

That's right! Chen Yi and his group are skipping classes right now!

Excluding Haruhi who is missing, and Jixu who is trying to be a good student, it can be said that the last row of the fifth class of the year is now completely empty...

In the classroom, the teacher looked at the last few empty tables twitching, trying to say something but couldn't say it...

By the way, this is still a math class!

...

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"You guys are brave enough to skip class openly." Jiongxu looked at Chen Yi, Kaguya and Nagato who were playing a dungeon together, when Nagato would...

Already corrupted?

"Sao Nian! Are you envious and jealous?" Chen Yi just turned his head and said a word to Jixu, when Hui Ye hit the head.

"Don't be distracted! Be your T. If you die, I won't let you go!"

"OK! OK! If there is a god-level nanny like Nagato, how can such a problem be possible?" Chen Yi glanced at Nagato who was expressionless... Super poor tits... Tsk!

Ugh... ignored? Looking at the three people who were addicted to the game again, Jiongxu felt powerless in his heart. The original exclusive seat of Nagato was now occupied by Kaorinko, and Meihong was playing a game called "Prototype of Massacre" by herself. It's a very **** game, but it seems that Meihong is having fun playing it...

Who is this group of people?

"That... Asahina-san." Finally, Jiongxu turned his gaze to Mikuru.

"Ah! Xu, what's the matter?"

"Uh~" Looking at Shi Jiuliu with an embarrassed expression on his face, Jiongxu scratched his head helplessly, and pointed to the Reversi on the table, "...don't mind if I join."

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"Hi! I've been waiting for a long time!" Haruhi Suzumiya pushed open the door triumphantly, "After transferring to Class 9 of the first year, he will immediately become a transfer student of the regiment. His name is—"

"My name is Kazuki Koizumi." Kazuki Koizumi introduced himself with a harmless smile on his face.

"This is the SOS group." Haruhi Suzumiya stretched his hand forward and pointed at himself with a thumbs up, "I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, the group leader, that genetically mutant man over there who seems to have jumped out of a manga It's the deputy head."

Then pointing at Kaguya and the others, "Over there are members one, two, three, four, five, six...etc."

Hello! Seeing Haruhi who was the only one who didn't point at him, Jiongxu immediately wondered, could he be classified as "wait for it"! ?

"Everyone, let's get along well!"

"Ah~..." Chen Yi just raised his head and glanced at Koizumi Kazuki~lightnovelpub.net~ and continued to indulge in the computer, the scene suddenly became quiet...

"...Joining is no problem." After staring at Chenyi Huiye and the others for a while, Koizumi Kazuki said again, "But what kind of club is this here?"

"Let me tell you!" Suzumiya Haruhi turned around, showing an energetic smile, "The content of the SOS group's activities, that is—"

Haruhi Suzumiya stomped on the ground, took a deep breath, and made a big surprise, "Find out aliens, people from the future, people with superpowers, and people from other worlds, and play with them!"

Ah~~It's really amazing.

Chen Yi calmly glanced at Nagato Yuki with eyes like Rabbit Keith, the alien is correct...

Calmly aiming at Asahina Mikuru, the future man is correct...

Calmly glanced at Kazuki Koizumi, the person with super powers is correct...

Then he calmly returned his gaze to the computer, his group, genuine people from another world...

As for 囧xu, it’s good to classify them into the play together...

Well! Everyone is here!

"Ah~ So that's the case, as expected of Kasuga-san..." She still had a harmless smile on her face, "Okay, I'll join, please take care of me from now on."

Looking at the BOSS that has been knocked down on the computer screen, okay! No matter how strong the BOSS is, it will inevitably end up being pushed down. Speaking of which, I can be regarded as a BOSS among the traversers now...

"Don't **** it! These equipments belong to my concubine!" Chen Yi looked at Hui Ye who stepped forward to take all the equipments to himself...

You are too cruel! Not only did he eat the meat, he didn't even leave the soup for others, let others drink water! ?