Ranger Legend of Azeroth

v1 Chapter 166: Stupid!

"What does Aurelia usually like to do?" Habayashi Xueying asked.

"Practice skills and read books, and sometimes I like to sing some songs." Yiluo Chenfeng said.

"Sing?" Habayashi Xueying laughed.

"You can also sing?" Yiluo Chenfeng looked at him in surprise.

"No! But I know Cirvanas can. She sings pretty well!" Habayashi Xueying laughed.

He thought of Sylvanas' lament for the Highborne.

"She sings to you?" Yiluo Chenfeng said in surprise.

"I'm not dead, why is she singing it to me? But I know she sings very well." Yubayashi Xueying said: "Her song is not suitable for living people to sing."

"Oh? Then what kind of song is suitable for living people?" Yiluo Chenfeng asked with a smile.

"At least it's not an elegy!" Habayashi Xueying laughed.

"So you can sing!" Yiluo Chenfeng laughed.

"I can sing a few songs, but it's not Elven language, you can't understand it!" Habayashi Xueying said with a smile.

"Is it in human language?" Yiluo Chenfeng asked.

"Yes, but not any human language you know." Habayashi Xueying said with a smile.

"Sing us a song!" Yiluo Chenfeng said with interest.

"Okay! What kind of song do you want to hear? Majestic? Sad? Light or something?" Habayashi Xueying asked.

"I want to hear something that is both majestic and graceful!" Yiluo Chenfeng seemed to be making things difficult on purpose. As Yubayashi Xueying said, she didn't choose any of them.

"You really make things difficult for others!" Habayashi Xueying shook his head and smiled.

"Isn't it?" Yiluo Chenfeng asked while eating the veal steak he had sliced ​​gracefully.

Habayashi Xueying seemed to see Aurelia's shadow inadvertently, and he stared blankly at Yiluo Chenfeng eating.

"What's wrong with you? Is there anything wrong with me?" Yiluo Chenfeng said after looking left and right for a while.

"No, do all of you women eat like this?" Habayashi Xueying asked.

"What's wrong? Is this strange?" Yiluo Chenfeng said.

"It's not weird, it's beautiful! You look like a person when you eat." Habayashi Xueying said.

"Who is it!" Yiluo Chenfeng casually inserted a small piece of beef into his mouth and said.

"My wife, Aurelia!" Habayashi Blood Eagle said.

"Cough cough! Cough cough!" Yiluo Chenfeng choked suddenly, coughing with a flushed face.

"You... are you okay?" Habayashi Xueying jumped up in fright, and patted her on the back lightly to make her feel better.

After she had caught her breath, Habayashi Xueying sat back in her seat.

"Don't compare me with our army commander!" Yiluo Chenfeng said: "The army leader never told us that she is your wife."

"Whether he said it or not, she is my wife." Habayashi Xueying said.

"You are overbearing!" Yiluo Chenfeng said.

"Domineering is the true nature of a man!" Habayashi Xueying was confident.

"Okay! Let's not talk about this!" Yiluo Chenfeng avoided the subject and drank a glass of juice.

"Then let's sing! Do you want to listen?" Habayashi Xueying also changed the subject.

"So you will?" Yiluo Chenfeng asked in surprise.

"This is not a difficult problem!" Habayashi Xueying laughed.

"Oh? We're listening!" Yiluo Chenfeng said as he put down his knife and fork.

"This song is called Singing the Motherland. It is a very beautiful and majestic song. It is very pleasant to hear. Actually, I also like this song very much." Habayashi Xueying gently tapped the iron dinner plate with a knife Beat, said the side.

The elves did not interrupt, but were all waiting for him to sing.

Yubayashi Xueying tapped for a while, adapted to the rhythm and began to sing: "The five-star red flag is fluttering in the wind, the singing of revolution is so loud, singing about our dear motherland..."

In fact, his current elf body and singing voice are really good. He sang another song, very old and very familiar. He sang smoothly, beautifully, and majesticly. Unknowingly, he really entered the state of missing his original motherland very much, and he seemed to return to the earth in an instant.

The singing ended with the crisp sound of him tapping on the plate, and he hadn't recovered from missing his motherland.

The language is different, but the music is connected. People of all races in the dining hall watched him quietly, but no one made a sound to disturb him.

"It sounds great! It's beautiful!" Yiluo Chenfeng sighed.

"It's good enough, the master will play another song!" A troll shouted.

Maybe the people who listen to the song are different, and the emotional changes they feel are also different! The words of the troll and Yiluo Chenfeng each expressed different feelings.

"My lord, one more song!" Everyone booed.

Habayashi Xueying came to his senses and said, "Okay, let's do another song, what do you want?"

"Majestic! Manly enough!" someone booed.

"Okay! I won't sing majestic ones! It's tiring enough for men!" Habayashi Xueying laughed and stood up and said.

"Get up! People who don't want to be slaves..." Habayashi Blood Eagle stopped suddenly after singing two lines, he shook his head and said: "No! You can't sing this song, I will change another song."

"Arrogance, high spirits, cross the Yalu River..." After Yubayashi Blood Eagle finished singing, everyone booed and asked him to play another song.

Yulin Xueying declined and said: "You are deliberately not letting me eat, are you? You are full, but I am still hungry! If you continue singing, you will have to carry me to see the healer."

"Why did you carry you to see a therapist?" Someone in the crowd booed.

"Because I starved to death! Do you know how pigs die?" Habayashi Xueying asked.

"Didn't he die of starvation?" asked the man.

"No! It's stupid!" Habayashi Xueying replied with a smile and returned to his seat.

His words caused everyone to laugh together, and the person who spoke was so laughed that he couldn't lift his head.

"Don't laugh at him either." Yulin Xueying turned back and smiled, "I don't think many of you can answer."

"We were drunk and died in battle, but not stupid!" A human soldier laughed and said.

"Really? Then you stand up, and I'll ask you!" said Habayashi Xueying.

The soldier stood up and said, "My lord, ask."

"How many legs does a horse have?" Habayashi Xueying asked.

"Four!" said the man.

He didn't expect Habayashi Blood Eagle to ask such a simple question.

"How many tails?" Habayashi Xueying asked again.

"One!" said the man again.

"Why?" Habayashi Blood Eagle asked him.

"Because..." the man couldn't answer, and after a while he asked: "Don't they all have only one tail? Why else? Do you know why, Lord City Lord? This question is too difficult!"

"It's very simple! I didn't even ask complicated questions. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com" Habayashi Xueying said with a smile.

"Then why?" The human soldier didn't believe it.

"Feed the grass! Stupid! Horses don't know what to eat, and they say you are smarter than others!" Habayashi Xueying laughed.

"I don't accept it, you led me into a detour this time! If you ask again, I will definitely be able to answer." The human soldier said with a blushing neck.

"Okay, I'll ask you again. But this time I can only give you two seconds to answer, do you agree or not?" Habayashi Xueying asked.

"Agreed!" said the human soldier.

"Okay, I asked! Xiao Ming's father, Lao Ming, asked Xiao Ming to buy him a jug of wine, but the wine seller said that children can't drink, so he didn't want to sell wine to him. Xiao Ming said it was for his father. The wine seller asked Xiao Ming's name, and Xiao Ming said his name was Xiao Ming. So the wine seller sold him the wine." Yulin Xueying smiled and said: "May I ask what is the name of Xiao Ming's father? Answer in two seconds."

The human soldier couldn't turn his head and couldn't answer for a while, and two seconds passed quickly.

"It's time, don't you still understand?" Habayashi Xueying asked.

"I can't figure it out, how do I know what his father's name is?" said the human soldier.

"Didn't I tell you earlier?" Habayashi Xueying said.

"When did you say his father's name?" the human asked.