"I told you that Xiao Ming's father, Lao Ming, asked Xiao Ming to buy him a jug of wine. You can't say that you didn't hear clearly!" Yulin Xueying asked.

"Xiao Ming's father is called Lao Ming?" The human soldier suddenly realized.

"How did the pig die?" Someone in the crowd laughed.

"Stupid!" Someone even booed.

Everyone laughed, and the human soldier had no choice but to sit down with a red face and depressed.

The windrunner female elves at the same table have long been laughing so hard, how can they still eat?

"You...how did you come up with such an interesting question?" Yiluo Chenfeng leaned back with a smile.

"Interesting? Then I'll ask you a few questions too!" Habayashi Xueying said while cutting the steak.

"Don't ask! We don't want to be stupid!" Yiluo Chenfeng refused with a smile.

Everyone at the table was laughing, only Habayashi Blood Eagle was eating slowly. When he finished eating, the group of female elves were still laughing.

Yubayashi Xueying said helplessly: "Why don't you eat? Haven't you laughed enough?"

"I can't eat any more!" Yiluo Chenfeng couldn't help laughing and said, "I'm full!"

"Laughing can also fill your stomach? Let's eat some! I'll wait for you." Habayashi Xueying said.

All day long, this group of female elves stayed with him at the pier. If he didn't eat, he would definitely be unbearably hungry at night.

The elves were still laughing. Habayashi Xueying really couldn't figure out why these things were worth laughing at for such a long time. The laughing points of these elves are too low. But thinking about it again, it really is that there are too few entertainment activities in this world, not as dazzling as that world.

There are too many lunatics in this world who want to destroy, and everyone is struggling desperately. To live, to eat, that's all. Since I came here, I really haven't had many days of peace of mind. Either worry about this, or worry about that. If you don't want to look at the moon at night, you can light candles in the room and look at the map.

No way, not even a few books. There are only some skill books, and there are too few things for pure entertainment, let alone listening to music or something. Generally only some nobles have time to fiddle with and study music. How can civilians have this time? In order to eat, I am busy all day.

The elves in Quel'Thalas are better, but humans really only have time to play music with nobles who don't have to worry about food and drink. Or it's just some wandering poets who wander around, telling stories about various heroes and figures for food.

"What do you think your army commander is doing now?" Habayashi Blood Eagle asked suddenly.

"I don't know! Maybe he is reviewing documents." Yiluo Chenfeng said.

"Does she often review documents at night?" Habayashi Xueying asked.

"Yes! During the day, we need to train skills and train troops." Yiluo Chenfeng said.

"Will it be too late to review the documents?" Habayashi Xueying asked.

"Maybe!" Yiluo Chenfeng said.

"This silly girl, don't you know that staying up late is bad for women? It's easy to get old!" Habayashi Xueying murmured.

"Really?" Yiluo Chenfeng asked.

Sure enough, every woman will be very concerned about their appearance.

"Of course it is true! Women who stay up too late are prone to wrinkles." Habayashi Xueying said: "Don't imitate her! Otherwise, you will become an old monster in a few years, and it will be difficult to marry. Already!"

"Also, don't imitate her and keep a serious face all day long. Then the muscles on your face will become stiff in the future, and even if you want to laugh, you will look forced. You know it's not natural at all?"

Yulin Xueying smiled and said: "Women should be as gentle as water. Either they should be as hot as fire, or they should be quiet and elegant. In short, you can do whatever you want, don't put on so many disguises deliberately. Smile as you should. , Smile and smile for ten years, beautiful forever, worthy of yourself and the world."

"What does this have to do with being worthy of the world?" Yiluo Chenfeng asked strangely.

"It's a big deal! Haven't you heard a sentence? It's not your fault to be ugly, but it's your fault to be scary. So at least in order not to be scary, women should do their duty and make themselves more beautiful. Let How nice is it to be happy all day long? The world will be more beautiful because of it.”

Yubayashi Xueying said: "If the streets are full of ugly and frightening women, will you still let the men live?"

"You are unreasonable!" Yiluo Chenfeng said: "Then if you men don't dress up handsomely, don't you feel sorry for the world?"

"Well, it makes sense to ask. But you have to be careful with this kind of men. Because most of the men who deliberately spend a lot of time dressing up every day are two very dangerous types of people."

Yulin Xueying smiled and said: "One is the old man of his family, who has endless money for him to play. This kind of person has never been short of women, so he is very carefree. He will probably treat women like clothes and wear one Throw one away. The other one has no money and not much ability to make money. So I have to spend all my time dressing up to seduce women. A stupid woman is fascinated by her boy, so she will make money to support him."

"Why is this happening?" Yiluo Chenfeng asked with wide-eyed eyes.

"Think about it! As a man, he always has to make money to support his family! Then he has to do things, so how can he have a lot of time to dress himself up? Look at your army commander, a woman often works late, so that Her husband is now alone in the empty boudoir. Isn't it strange that a man has so much time to dress himself up?" Habayashi Xueying said.

"So you are that dangerous man!" Yi Luochen laughed straight, and the other elves also laughed.

"Have vision!" Yulin Xueying stretched out his thumb and said, "That's why your regiment commander is so strange that he sent a group of beautiful girls to guard her husband, and he is not afraid that one day Hong Xing will come out of the wall." Already!"

"Maybe our legion leader doesn't care too much." Yiluo Chenfeng said with a smile.

"Really? Then I'm really a happy man! It seems that I have to find a chance to stretch this branch of red apricot outside the wall, attracting bees and butterflies." Yulin Xueying laughed.

"With us here, no bees or butterflies would dare to look for your branch of red apricot." Yiluo Chenfeng laughed.

"So strong?" Habayashi Xueying asked.

"Yes! The order of the army commander." Yiluo Chenfeng said.

"Hey, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com can't help it! It is said that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, but when they are really hungry, they have no choice but to stretch out the branches. You are showing off inside these eleven walls!" Habayashi Blood Eagle said.

"We will cut off this branch and throw it back!" Yiluo Chenfeng said with a cold face.

"You are more domineering than me!" Habayashi Xueying said.

"Overbearing is our style!" Yiluo Chenfeng said.

"Okay, you're amazing! Don't laugh now, can you eat?" Habayashi Xueying asked.

"Don't eat! I'm full!" Yiluo Chenfeng said.

"Your regiment commander doesn't care, why are you so angry!" Habayashi Xueying said strangely.

"I warn you, if you dare to stretch out the branch, I will cut it off!" Yiluo Chenfeng said.

"Okay! Okay! It's okay if I stretch out!" Habayashi Xueying said.

"That won't work either!" Yiluo Chenfeng said

"It's strange, did Aurelia send you to protect me, or to monitor?" Habayashi Xueying said.

"Both guard and surveillance!" Yiluo Chenfeng said coldly.

"Really?" Habayashi Xueying said happily.

"You seem quite happy!" Yiluo Chenfeng said strangely.

"Of course! Of course I'm happy that my wife cares about me so much." Xueying Yulin said with a smile: "For her, I will strictly abide by my husband's morals and never cheat on my wife."

"Hahahahaha..." Yiluo Chenfeng and the ten female elves couldn't help laughing out loud, and they laughed together again.